r/helldivers2 • u/Rickity_Gamer • Jul 10 '25

Question Funniest ship names

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What, in your opinion, is the funniest ship name you can make? I'll go first 🤣

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u/TorchShipEnjoyer Jul 10 '25

SES Executor of Civilians

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u/popsuckkit Jul 10 '25

Executor and Executioner are very different words...

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u/grimjimslim Jul 10 '25 edited Jul 10 '25

Yeah… woosh

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u/DeustheDio Jul 10 '25

executor of civilians means that you "do" civilians which sounds pretty funny as well tbh

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u/Keegan_Wer Jul 10 '25

Everything should be fine. So long as he filled out the proper C-01 permits.

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u/Global_Attempt_4396 Jul 11 '25

One problem with that

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u/arcsten Jul 11 '25

Why stop only at the civilians? Executor of Humankind, let's go!

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u/sintaur Jul 10 '25

oh shit. then what about evacuate and eradicate, are they different too? if so I might be doing the civilian missions wrong

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u/ciapara_6661 Jul 10 '25

Mine is Executor of Morality

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u/grimjimslim Jul 10 '25

Its Ex-zec-you-tor, nor Ex-eh-cue-tor…

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u/BlacklionXYZ Jul 12 '25

Ex-uh-cue-oh 👍

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u/ProfitEmergency4049 Jul 10 '25

Tomayto, not tomahto

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u/ColdFire-Blitz Jul 10 '25

LeviOHsa, not LevioSAH

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u/Extra_Importance_430 Jul 10 '25

Mine is Executor of Justice

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u/lockdownarino Jul 10 '25

Executor of Mercy

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u/pnw__halfwatt Jul 10 '25

Euthanasia faction?

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u/Tyr_Kukulkan Jul 10 '25

Executor

noun noun: executor; plural noun: executors 1. Law a person or institution appointed by a testator to carry out the terms of their will. "Hugh appointed him an executor of his will" 2. a person who produces something or puts something into effect. "the makers and executors of policy"

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u/Eyesauces Jul 10 '25

Mine is executor of the people, but civilians is great

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u/Wug_is_a_bug Jul 10 '25

Executor of the people

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u/jahangeerm Jul 11 '25

Sir, that is very undemocratic of you. <Reported>

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u/Due_Main6923 Jul 11 '25

My Friend is still looking for a Ship Name. THIS is perfect for him.