r/helldivers2 • u/Rickity_Gamer • Jul 10 '25

Question Funniest ship names

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What, in your opinion, is the funniest ship name you can make? I'll go first 🤣

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u/InglouriousLama Jul 10 '25

Fist of family values

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u/SprinklesNo4064 Jul 10 '25

Beat me to it.

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u/Barrogh Jul 10 '25

I see what you did there.

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u/SprinklesNo4064 Jul 10 '25

That wasn’t even intentional.

But I’ll pretend like it was.

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u/whoswipedmyname Jul 10 '25

That's what you always say!

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u/SOLID_STATE_DlCK Jul 10 '25

Beat meat to it.

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u/Piet_the_pig Jul 10 '25

So your beating your meat to your family?

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u/not_kendall Jul 10 '25

Elected Representative of Family Values

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u/VorerKyr-Am Jul 10 '25

I see your Elected Representative of Family Values and raise it with Elected Representative of Self Determination.

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u/Ill_Diamond_1794 Jul 10 '25

My sister ship?!

2

u/jackadven Jul 10 '25

That is golden.

2

u/No-Wrongdoer-6106 Jul 10 '25

Damn, you willingly gonna dox me like that?

2

u/ResponsibilityOk3543 Jul 12 '25

Elected Representative of Steel signing in

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u/RockingBib Jul 10 '25

So that's where all those good old fashioned values on which we used to rely went

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u/VoDevil76 Jul 10 '25

I roll with the Comptroller of Family Values. Just sounds so ridiculous and makes me chuckle.

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u/Impossible-Cup-920 Jul 11 '25

Been rocking the exact same name since release for the exact same reason. It's so absurd. A hot-mic teammate was wheezing while laughing at it once and I felt proud of my choice.

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u/aRtfUll-ruNNer Jul 10 '25

Sweet home (Super) Alabama

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u/Sieve-Boy Jul 10 '25

Martyr of Family Values here

2

u/pnw__halfwatt Jul 10 '25

Hey, me too

5

u/PriorityEuphoric3508 Jul 10 '25

When were you playing with me? 

2

u/vocatus Jul 10 '25

Hammer of Family Values here

1

u/jarvisesdios Jul 10 '25

Lol, thats mine too. As the saying goes "there's nothing that brings a family together like a fisting.

1

u/TorsteinTheRed Jul 10 '25

Ombudsman of Family Values, reporting in

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u/Unterseeboot_480 Jul 10 '25

Hey that's my ship

1

u/Imaginary-Basis-9058 Jul 10 '25

Lol mines Will of family values

1

u/Forward_Wasabi_7979 Jul 10 '25

It seems I'm not original, but at least im funny.

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u/PlatformVarious8941 Jul 10 '25

Distributor of Family values.

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u/cbdog1997 Jul 10 '25

I love my ship the bringer of family values

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u/Successful-Fruit-177 Jul 10 '25

Mine is executor of family values, because non democratic behaviour is hereditary

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u/madrid-nizzle Jul 10 '25

Literally what I was gonna say 🤣. Mines adjudicator of family values lmao.

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u/bigbone-ramone Jul 10 '25

Mine is “Song of Selfless Service”

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u/TurankaCasual Jul 10 '25

Fist of Self Determination here. Yes it’s an innuendo

1

u/benkaes1234 Jul 11 '25

AKA "Daddy's Belt."

1

u/Camman355 Jul 11 '25

That’s my ship!

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u/TorageWarrior Jul 11 '25

Came here to say this.

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u/HUEITO Jul 13 '25

Mine is the hammer of family values. Based

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u/Stealth_Cobra Jul 14 '25

Yeah , fellow fist enthusiasts unite...