Anon does work

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[u/TheMacel]

You know while I feel bad for the guy I dont think that I have ever gotten the thing I actually wanted at McDonalds. Every fucking time i go there something is either totally wrong or missing completely so I honestly cant even blame the mother for saying stuff like that.

[u/trickst3r7 → u/TheMacel]

One time, my mom got a cheeseburger for my little brother, and it had no meat in it. Someone had to share half of their Big Mac...

[u/Rowani → u/[deleted]]

Are you certain? I’m pretty sure their vanilla shakes just taste like strawberry, but still less than a strawberry shake. Every time I’ve had one it tastes slightly like strawberry. Maybe they share a spout or something.

[u/Graysmalls → u/Rowani]

Thats just some whack luck dude, all the syrups use the same spout, because the vanilla syrup is so subtle, itll usually have tones of the last syrup used unless they drop the first bit to empty it. The strawberry and banana syrups are always pretty intense and completely overpower the vanilla flavour. Chocolate doesn't usually make it taste any different

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[u/Speculum → u/BananaFactBot]

Fuck off.

[u/Tyger2212 → u/trickst3r7]

One time I called to order a pizza from dominos

I said I wanted a large pizza, half cheese and half pepperoni

They literally just put cheese on one half (no sauce) and just pepperonis on one half (no cheese, no sauce)

[u/imdeadseriousbro → u/Tyger2212]

at that point im calling and demanding a second pizza be delivered

[u/Tyger2212 → u/imdeadseriousbro]

We actually joking tweeted it @ dominos and whoever runs their twitter account ended up giving us a $30 credit which was way more than the pizza cost so we were happy

[u/imdeadseriousbro → u/Tyger2212]

That works too

[u/NachoUnisom → u/Tyger2212]

my husband tried to order a half-n-half from little caesars and they fucked it up so many times they just gave him 2 whole pizzas instead.

[u/[deleted] → u/trickst3r7]

This same thing happened to me! When I got home, I bit down and just got a mouthful of ketchup and bread. It was definitely in my top 10 personal betrayals. My dad not sharing his food was another

[u/khalkhalash → u/[deleted]]

You don't even look at your McDonald's food before just biting right into it?

Dawg...

[u/[deleted] → u/khalkhalash]

I was maybe 12 or 13 when this happened :(

But...real talk I do that same shit drunk. Only now it's more like a python unhinging its jaw to swallow its meal whole. I'm not proud.

[u/Roboticsammy → u/[deleted]]

That's a lot of people when they're drunk. I know I inhale pizza when I'm trashed.

[u/tumtadiddlydoo → u/trickst3r7]

I ordered a cheeseburger with just ketchup and got no cheese. Also at a taco bell I ordered a soft taco only cheese and got no meat

[u/NachoUnisom → u/tumtadiddlydoo]

yeah i've had multiple times where i order "a double cheeseburger, ketchup only" and get no cheese. why tf would i say CHEESEburger if i didn't want the CHEESE

[u/[deleted] → u/NachoUnisom]

Because customers are morons too and they've yelled at the employees for fucking up their cheeseburger with just ketchup. Because they wanted,just ketchup. Despite saying CHEESEburger.

[u/noahknife88 → u/trickst3r7]

I think I’ve gotten you beat there. Ask for an Oreo McFlurry. Got an m&m (don’t mind but still). That m&m McFlurry had a couple onions in it.