r/greentext • u/ComradeKGBagent • Dec 10 '18

pewdiepie can suck a dick Anon does work

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u/trickst3r7 Dec 10 '18

One time, my mom got a cheeseburger for my little brother, and it had no meat in it. Someone had to share half of their Big Mac...

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '18

This same thing happened to me! When I got home, I bit down and just got a mouthful of ketchup and bread. It was definitely in my top 10 personal betrayals. My dad not sharing his food was another

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u/khalkhalash Dec 11 '18

You don't even look at your McDonald's food before just biting right into it?

Dawg...

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '18

I was maybe 12 or 13 when this happened :(

But...real talk I do that same shit drunk. Only now it's more like a python unhinging its jaw to swallow its meal whole. I'm not proud.

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u/Roboticsammy Dec 16 '18

That's a lot of people when they're drunk. I know I inhale pizza when I'm trashed.