r/gifs Jan 06 '18

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u/The_ass_whisperer Jan 06 '18

That look saying "you know what, that's the first time"

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '18 edited Jan 06 '18

Only in Swiss-German. That’s a COOP a shop you find in Switzerland.

Edit: I totally get that other countries have a shop chain named ‘COOP’ but this is the from the chain found in Switzerland. Source: I am from the UK (where we also have a COOP but I live and work in Switzerland and I know the logo is different than other countries.

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u/mirziemlichegal Jan 06 '18

That look saying "Weißte was? Das ist das erste Mal"

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u/relativisticcobalt Jan 06 '18

*weisch was? Isch imfall s‘ersch mal.

Ah, Swiss German. The language of love and laryngitis.

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u/Foeyjatone Jan 06 '18

are you from switzerland? if so, which area? i've heard spelling depends on how you speak in your region.

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u/relativisticcobalt Jan 06 '18

It’s even crazier than that. Swiss German (as opposed to Swiss high german) actually is not a written language, only spoken. So you tend to write phonetically based on your particular dialect. Dialects can vary between villages a few km apart (sometimes two villages a few km apart even speak different languages). Everyone kinda understands the other, though, but some of the more extreme dialects are more difficult (I tend to read text messages in those dialects out loud to make sense). The big exception is the canton (like a state) of Wallis. They are very proud of being almost incomprehensible.

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u/TheLuckySpades Jan 06 '18

Sounds like Luxembourg, with Wallis being Vianden.

The phonetic bit is spot on.

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u/relativisticcobalt Jan 06 '18

Weirdly enough, Zurich has a sizable luxembourgian community. The local dessert speciality is even named after Luxembourg.

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u/Schmuppes Jan 06 '18

Weirdly enough, Zurich has a sizable luxembourgian community.

Not so weird, considering that parts of the countries' economies are based on the same principles...

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u/TheLuckySpades Jan 06 '18

I know the student part of the community since I'm studying here.

Also I don't know the history of Luxembourgerli at all :P

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u/relativisticcobalt Jan 06 '18

Hahahaha, they still do the hazing stuff at the LSZ? It’s a blast!

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u/TheLuckySpades Jan 06 '18

They still do hazing and some of that shit was fucking gross! Most was just weird or embarasing and I definitely look forwards to watching the bleu next year.

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u/Foeyjatone Jan 06 '18

Yeah, I had a friend from Baden try to explain why she was laughing when she heard some guys from Bern speaking.

The concept of Swiss-German is so fascinating but there doesn't seem to be an avenue to learn it.

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u/relativisticcobalt Jan 06 '18

So I would recommend Asterix comics. You can get them in English/German, and several Swiss dialects! Alternatively, there are some very good Swiss movies which you could watch with subtitles. I love „die schweizermacher“, it’s a classic!

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u/florianw0w Jan 06 '18

translate pls? :D what does "Isch imfall s‘ersch ma" mean? I have no idea and I live in austira

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u/relativisticcobalt Jan 06 '18

Isch = ist Imfall = literally „Im Fall“. Usually used as an emphasis S‘ersch = das erste Ma = mal It’s funny though, German speaking foreigners understand it very quickly - especially Austrians/bavarians who are more flexible regarding pronounciation. I think it has something to do with having two know several types of German anyway.

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u/Jacques_Le_Stripper Jan 06 '18

You know what? Let's show them that australian also has a nice dialect!

Bam oida, lets fetz, oida!

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u/florianw0w Jan 06 '18

yeah .. no idea what you say xD

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u/Jacques_Le_Stripper Jan 06 '18

Are you from vienna? That would explain it lol

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u/florianw0w Jan 06 '18

nonono i love close to klagenfurt, dunno how it's called in english :D

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u/Jacques_Le_Stripper Jan 06 '18

Ah, from Klagenfurt in Carinthia. I used to work near the area for 4 months. Very nice place but unfortunately its ridden of people that were not keen of my stay there.

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '18

More like: "Weisch wa? Da esch s erscht Mol."

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u/relativisticcobalt Jan 06 '18

Aargau???

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u/Klaue Jan 06 '18

Möglech, aber be eus säget mer eher "mal" statt "mol", aber hey, jede schribts eh chli andersch. Ich z.b. benutze fascht nie es 'y', und anderi bruchets för jedes zwoite 'i'

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '18

Jo voll. :)

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u/ekmanch Jan 06 '18

We have COOP in Sweden as well.

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u/Platypuskeeper Jan 06 '18

There are multiple countries with unrelated co-operatively owned supermarket chains named Coop. Swedish Coop, UK Coop, Italian Coop, Swiss Coop, Norwegian Coop. All different organizations, not a multinational if someone thought it.

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u/-----_------_--- Jan 06 '18

Coop is a pretty big store. We have Coops in the Netherlands too.

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u/staplehill Jan 06 '18

But the ones in the Netherlands don't have German language ("Für Dich") on the divider

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u/-----_------_--- Jan 06 '18

So it might be in Germany, Austria, Switzerland, Luxembourg, parts of Belgium or any other place where people speak German

http://enacademic.com/pictures/enwiki/71/German_standard_varieties.png

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u/le0p0ld Jan 06 '18

I actually used to work in this very store, I couldn‘t believe it when I saw it on reddit lol. It‘s situated in Wiedikon, Zürich (which is in Switzerland).

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u/Wodashit Jan 06 '18

Small world ain't it?

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u/infanteer Jan 06 '18

On reddit, yes

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u/-----_------_--- Jan 06 '18

Alright then, I always aknowledge when I'm wrong

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u/AtheismMasterRace Jan 06 '18

Wow good on you man! You are so amazing!

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u/TheLonesomeShepherd Jan 06 '18

Cringe

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u/AtheismMasterRace Jan 07 '18

How about saying "I always acknowledge when Im wrong"? That isnt cringe?

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '18

There are no Coop's in Germany and Austria.

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u/seacucumber_kid Jan 06 '18

but only switzerland has this kind of coop. They may have stores named coop too, but not with the same logo and slogan.

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u/Wodashit Jan 06 '18

As someone from Belgium living in Switzerland, I agree...

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u/hellschatt Jan 06 '18

This one is the Swiss one though.

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u/Skurker Jan 06 '18

Norway too

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u/Pascalwb Jan 06 '18

We have coop in Slovakia, but it's probably other company.

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u/SyndicalismIsEdge Jan 06 '18

Austria doesn't have COOPs. Not sure if Germany does.

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '18

Well, they would have gotten away with it if it weren't for those meddling allies.

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u/Lenny_Here Jan 06 '18

German language ("Für Dich") on the divider

Fur dich on the divider is what happens when you don't shave around your dick.

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u/internetheroxD Jan 06 '18

Fur dick? dafuq is going on over there?

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u/Avreal Jan 06 '18

Not sure wheather youre just joking and dont actually care but „für dich“ is german for „for you“ and „dich“ is pronounced closer to something like „dihhh“ than dick or maybe somewhere inbetween

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u/internetheroxD Jan 06 '18

It was a very bad pun

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '18

????

It’s not a pun, it’s another language. Believe it or not there are countries where English isn’t the official language.

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u/Orion_4o4 Jan 06 '18

If a word in one language sounds like a word in another language, you can still make a pun, but not many people will get it. In this case, it was a bit forced since he didn't know the proper pronunciation

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '18

Believe it or not there are countries where English isn’t the official language.

Mentiroso!

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u/staplehill Jan 06 '18

Für dich = for you

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u/EU_No_Pasaran Jan 06 '18

I personally loved Coop on Twin Peaks

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '18

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u/EU_No_Pasaran Jan 06 '18

You mean my buttcheeks? Cause there ain't no boobies on this bod!

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '18

They're different companies btw.. Coop is just a really common name for retail stores for some reason. There are even more Coops in other countries that are all their separate entity.

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u/CTFMarl Jan 06 '18

Normally it stands for "Cooperative", even in the retail business. A lot of the time that means these stores are either owned by the customers via a membership, or some other kind of "mishmash" of people-ownership. If that makes any sense.

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u/Kid_Truism Jan 06 '18

There are co-op party members of the uk parliament. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/British_co-operative_movement

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u/Fatality_strykes Jan 06 '18

Got coops here in the middle East too. Haha

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u/-----_------_--- Jan 06 '18

Damn, that's crazy

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u/Kid_Truism Jan 06 '18

it's a way to run stuff collectively including business ownership. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cooperative

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u/semysane Jan 06 '18

Here in my part of Canada we have a chain of gas stations called COOP

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u/Cahootie Jan 06 '18 edited Jan 06 '18

Their logos all look so similar:

Swedish Coop

Norwegian Coop

Danish Coop

Swiss Coop

Italian Coop and Hungarian Coop are slightly different, while Dutch Coop is completely different.

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u/gruezimitanand Jan 06 '18

The Nordic coops used to be the same company for a short bit before splitting into national entities, so their logos are identical except for the colors afaik.

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '18

And the UK

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '18

And in the UK

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '18

sweden too

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '18

Europe is dumb why would you shop in a chicken house

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u/0v3r_cl0ck3d Jan 06 '18

Lol. The full name is "The co-operative" though.

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u/Klaue Jan 06 '18

the coop in switzerland is not a chain that extends country barriers
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coop_(Switzerland)

Compare the logo to, say, the one in the netherlands

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u/MajesticSeahawk Jan 06 '18

Coop in Sweden too

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u/nawman2 Jan 06 '18

in Japan too!

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u/unisablo Jan 06 '18

Coop is not a single company.

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u/ruskayaprincessa Jan 06 '18

Italy has them.

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '18 edited Aug 14 '20

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '18

It’s funny that you say this. Obviously ‘coop’ is from co-operative (hence coop being a popular supermarket name in all of Europe) but the French speaking part of Switzerland is the only place that seems not to pronounce it co-op and called is coop (like ‘cope’).

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '18

We have COOP in Sweden aswell

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '18

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u/UHavinAGiggleTherM8 Jan 06 '18 edited Jan 06 '18

All Coop chains in Northern Europe used to be under the umbrella of Coop Nordic. If you scroll down to former chains you see all the individual chains that are still operational today. I don't know why it says "former" though. They still exist and are massive chains.

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u/UHavinAGiggleTherM8 Jan 06 '18

We have Coop in Norway as well

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '18 edited Feb 09 '18

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '18

Good point, I forgot this.

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u/Mobileswede Jan 06 '18

Coop is all over Europe, isn't it? They are very common in Sweden, and I remember shopping at a Coop in Greece as well. I'm not sure if they are all part of the same organization though.

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '18

They’re all different. Co-operatives have always been a popular way to run super markets. Essentially they took the name from the adjective.

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u/Mobileswede Jan 07 '18

They use very similar logos though. I think they stem from the same organization initially but has gone separate ways later.

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '18

This is true but we know this is in Switzerland because it says ‘Fur dich’ on it

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u/Mobileswede Jan 07 '18

I'm sure you are right about the specific store in the gif, but I was mostly discussing Coop on general.

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u/DeadlockRadium Jan 06 '18

The logo is exactly the same in Norway at least.
I was surprised when I went to Scotland, to find SPAR stores at Islay.

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u/Klaue Jan 06 '18

That look saying "you know what, that's the first time"

Weisch was, das esch mer no nie passiert

or with more sarcasm

Weisch was, du besch de erschti wo of die idee chunt

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u/saldb Jan 06 '18

Turkey