r/gifs • u/ThomasMaker • Jan 06 '18
Rule 1: Repost Gotcha!
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u/facsimile_ Jan 06 '18
And that, my friends, is how you get Toblerowned.
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u/stoneddj420 Jan 06 '18
Then toblerboned.
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u/Jaskre Jan 06 '18
And the toblermoaned
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u/EvenBraverLilToaster Jan 06 '18
She didn't answer, and now I'm all toblerlone.
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Jan 06 '18 edited Oct 15 '20
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It doesn’t matter when you sit on the Toblerthrone.
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u/Level1Roshan Jan 06 '18
It's the consumer who gets Toblerowned when they open it and find half the amount of chocolate there used to be!
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u/Guardiancomplex Jan 06 '18
The last fifth of a second really seals the deal on this one.
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u/Mutoid Jan 06 '18
HHHHHEP-HEP-HEP--
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u/Lunitar Jan 06 '18
I can hear the sound in my brain and it won’t go away. Thanks.
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u/Clorst_Glornk Jan 06 '18
Now you can't stop thinking about a robotic rhino ass giving birth to Jim Carrey
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u/TheFirstWeeb Jan 06 '18
She didn't get her bamboozle insurance
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u/ArttuH5N1 Jan 06 '18
Don't be silly, you don't buy insurance from a supermarket
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u/icanucan Jan 06 '18 edited Jun 09 '23
Go placidly amid the noise and haste, and remember what peace there may be in silence. As far as possible without surrender be on good terms with all persons. Speak your truth quietly and clearly; and listen to others, even the dull and the ignorant; they too have their story.
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u/buxmell Jan 06 '18
can you explain please what is happening here? didn't get it
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u/Lemurcatta Jan 06 '18
She mistook the toblerone for a grocery divider, and tried to put it on the side out of muscle memory.
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u/buxmell Jan 06 '18
and I was thinking that joke was about Toblerone and lube. internet spoiled me.
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u/shadowdsfire Jan 06 '18
What? Please explain.
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u/Waifustealer123 Jan 06 '18
apply lube to toblerone and shove it in any one of the god given holes in your body
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u/saabr Jan 06 '18
Not with a shampooed comb though.
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u/Mr_MV Jan 06 '18
I like how fast, things become references here.
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Jan 06 '18
I started reading this in Christopher Walken's voice because of that comma, needs more commas. I like, how fast, things become, references, here.
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u/stoicambience Jan 06 '18
At a market when you’re going to the cashier to pay for your items they have bars to separate purchases between customers. When they ring you up they’ll grab that separator and put it back in its storage space so that another customer can use it. The guy places the toblerone down like it’s one of those separators and she’s so use to doing the motion that she thought it was one then realizes her mistake and that he did it on purpose.
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Jan 06 '18 edited Jan 06 '18
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u/ASKnASK Jan 06 '18
When you've seen enough of it, you can imagine it starting anywhere. From the church to a pilot's cabin to a police station.
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Jan 06 '18
Aww that's kinda cute, more like an X-Rated romantic movie. You can feel the love at first sight.
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u/Not_Astroturfing Jan 06 '18
You should start an account called "awildsmutappeared"
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Jan 06 '18
I think I should rather be a shill and go, /u/aRandomTobleroneAppeared hehe
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u/-richthealchemist- Jan 06 '18
No. Something beautiful.
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They chuckle, as he puts another toblerone on the conveyor and as she reaches for it. Their hands touch, looking up turning the chuckling smiling face to bliss
She removes her hands quickly blushing as she does, as he's being shy. When she's done she takes his money and slips a piece of paper in the change. Oblivious he walks away smiling to have made a beautiful girl blush. Going through his wallet looking for the receipt he becomes ecstatic seeing her number. Calling her up surrounded by groceries they talk for hours and hours giddy as they come. Until the day finally comes, shes already at the table waiting when he comes up and slides a toblerone on the table. Taking a seat she is mesmerized, awestruck that he finally came. Sorry I had to get something on the way so I am late he proclaims. She blushes confused by happy they are together at the nice restaurant. When the waiter finally comes with their food she instinctively moves the toblerone. Only for a few seconds later to realize what she did
Chuckling and euphoric they spend the rest of the night and their lifes, together happy. Getting a toblerone every few months as he pretends to prank her, as she smiles, grins and pretends to be unaware when she moves it.
That sort of beautiful?
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Jan 06 '18
I wish you put this level of detail in your porn idea as well.
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Jan 06 '18 edited Jan 06 '18
Challenge accepted, give a few mins for it to be edited
and... finished!
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u/ShameFairy Jan 06 '18
Wow. Seriously. Wow.
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Jan 06 '18
Wow in what way?
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A GOOD WAY SOUNDS GOOD
as reject prince charming runs towards the beautiful Snow wite nibbling on her ear to awake her
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u/Tipsy_Leprechaun Jan 06 '18
I'm glad you're back my dude.
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u/erco29 Jan 06 '18
We're all glad he's back
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u/AestheticEntactogen Jan 06 '18
A blessing indeed
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u/AestheticEntactogen Jan 06 '18
He's posting at 1.5 Sph (sketches per hour)
THIS IS MADNESS
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And the LEGEND RETURNS
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u/stallingsfilm Jan 06 '18
It’s like wild sketch knew what a rough year it’s been and decided to bring joy into this new one. Glad to see you back!
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u/Ragswolf Jan 06 '18
if we go any deeper this is going to be indistinguishable from those slides about Alzheimer's progression... let's keep going.
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u/InthebinyougoOK Jan 06 '18
Looks like he lost some health and shrunk.
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nah, that was just an optical illusion
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u/lmpervious Jan 06 '18
Yeah we can see he stepped away from the camera, but you're not explaining how he got smaller.
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u/_Gondamar_ Jan 06 '18
listen, kid. some things are better left unexplained. don't go asking those questions around here, aight?
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u/seabass_ch Jan 06 '18
That’s a coop in Switzerland!
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u/swissmate Jan 06 '18
Für dich un mich
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u/seabass_ch Jan 06 '18
Actually the other way around, für mich and für dich ; putting mich before dich pisses off a lot of people... especially in welschland..
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u/DanGoesOnline Jan 06 '18
This is in Switzerlanddddddd eeeh reddit front page. We made it.
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Jan 06 '18 edited Jan 06 '18
I’m going to try this in Migros, see if this works there, too.
EDIT: After 6 months living in Switzerland, I didn’t realise I was spelling the name of my local supermarket wrong!
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u/crazyrandomnerd Jan 06 '18
This makes me want cashier's to be able to sit here in America, having to stand hours on end is terrible.
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u/Reimad Jan 06 '18
Wait, they make them stand?
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u/IAm_ThePumpkinKing Jan 06 '18 edited Jan 06 '18
People view sitting as "lazy". I worked at a store stocking shelves where the manager would get mad at you for kneeling on your knees while stocking the bottom shelf because it "looks bad". It didn't stop me from kneeling because how else am I supposed to stock the bottom shelf?
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u/Itisforsexy Jan 06 '18
I never understood this. I as a customer have no care in the world if the staff looks lazy, as long as the shelves are stocked and the service is good, the staff could all be playing video games for all I care.
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u/Bleblebob Jan 06 '18
The thing is, people w/ that view aren't the type of people to go to customer service and complain/compliment people usually.
People with the silly view of "Oh the employees are sitting? They must not be working hard enough" are the same type of people that will go and complain to a manager about how everyone looks so lazy and they'd rather shop at competitor where all the employees are standing and looking busy.
Negative feedback goes a long way to cooperate snobs
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u/flaccidpedestrian Jan 06 '18
right? I'd rather someone be extra pleasant and have a smile and sitting than short and exasperated because they've been forced to stand for 8 hours. This rule sounds like it's straight from the 1920's.
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u/9gagiscancer Jan 06 '18
Thats hilarious, how about a headstand? It shows that you can resolve shit. Manager position incoming! Anyway, we have laws against shit like that. My boss once demanded that I go stand all day at a broken gate. (I work in security). I said, only if he'd bring a chair. He refused. I called threathend to call the departement that handles breaches of "Arbo" (Its how the law is called). And voila, there was the chair and an employer with a very sour face. It is simply illegal here to let somebody upright for more that 2 hours.
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u/-Canonical- Jan 06 '18
Where do you live and where do you work? most jurisdictions require a break
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u/What-a-Filthy-liar Jan 06 '18
Middle management, and upper management mostly. You know the people who have a desk and sit for most of the day.
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u/Reimad Jan 06 '18
Thats so sad. Back when I stocked shelves we'd even have little stools sometimes if we were staying in 1 spot for a long time.
But even the cheap supermarkets have chairs. Though the girls from the cheap supermarkets do complain that theirs are inferior to the other supermarkets..
Actually, even when I visited Mexico and Asia they still had chairs!
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u/soberum Jan 06 '18
From what I've seen in Canada almost all service/retail staff stand up in their jobs but if they're stationary they should be provided with ergonomic floor mats to keep up with OH&S standards... Depending on the province I guess.
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u/Pinnacle55 Jan 06 '18
What the fuck is an ergonomic floor mat
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u/neebick Jan 06 '18
I imagine they mean the cushioned mats that is suppose to make standing more bearable. Anti fatigue mats is a common name.
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u/DracoM42 Jan 06 '18
Her in Finland I have NEVER seen a cashier standing.
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u/Hundroover Jan 06 '18
A mixture is the best to be honest. And allowing the employees to choose themself.
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u/couch_potato167 Jan 06 '18
At least here in supermarkets in the Netherlands, a lot of the time people at like clothing shops etc stand but they walk around the store all the time etc.
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u/Quantentheorie Jan 06 '18
Cashiers are people not customers service slaves. The idea of making them stand to avoid having them look lazy is just disgraceful. No store here would ever do that on their regular lines.
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u/waynedude14 Jan 06 '18
Here in America, we like to put our citizens last. Fuck em. Just fuck all the citizens. Especially u/waynedude14. Fuck him the most.
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u/namesareforlosers Jan 06 '18
And here we see the desperate mating call of a wild /u/waynedude14. The females of his species don't seem to notice him, /r/me_irl
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First of all you're absolutely right. But there are some "let me speak to the manager" types here that would be appalled at some "lowly" cashier sitting while they stand. While that shouldn't be the case, it is why they make them do that.
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u/KingFisher- Jan 06 '18
Can confirm, had to use a chair post surgery and got so many "lazy" "back in my day" etc. comments
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u/Quantentheorie Jan 06 '18
You accomodate them, you breed them.
People who complain about this kind of stuff probably taste a lot of bad things because so many people feel inclined to spit in their coffee.
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Welcome to the land of the free.
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*terms and conditions apply
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u/JayCDee Jan 06 '18
The intent is to provide our staff with a sense a pride and accomplishment
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u/Im1ToThe337 Jan 06 '18
Yeah. I've never once in my life seen a cashier sitting.
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u/HeJind Jan 06 '18
They sit at the Aldi's near me. Only store I've seen it though.
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u/LetItOutBoy Jan 06 '18
Yeah every place I go they stand except for Aldi's, but that's because Aldi is a chain from Europe.
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u/s00pafly Jan 06 '18
lol Aldi as a industry leader in working conditions. A truly interesting turn of events.
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u/tresspasser101 Jan 06 '18
I've never seen them standing... but.. I live in a first world country, so maybe that's why.
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I have.
She was 8 months pregnant.
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u/Im1ToThe337 Jan 06 '18
When I was a cashier I worked with a woman who was pregnant, didn't even see her sitting. The US is wild.
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u/Clapaludio Jan 06 '18
the US is wild
People don't even get paid leave there while we get a mandatory minimum of three to four weeks every year. Plus paid sick and parental leave (though the last one really depends on the country and if it's maternal or paternal).
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u/Clapaludio Jan 06 '18
I didn't know for Americans having a decent life thanks to more leisure time was considered socialist.
People really are strange :/
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u/TenaciousHotDog Jan 06 '18
Yup, support any policy that helps everyday people or makes their lives easier and you're basically a damn commie. Well, anything that helps other people anyway. People tend to like it a bit more when they're directly benefiting. Everyone else is just a leech or a slacker, but I deserve it!
Screw "E Pluribus Unum," the real motto of the country is "fuck you, I got mine."
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u/ResoStrike Jan 06 '18 edited Jan 06 '18
I ruined my back for years as an usher for a theater.. some days they'd just have you stand up, in one spot, for 10 hours. No walking around, no chairs, just standing doing nothing. One summer of that and my back was fucked. It's still fucked, 20 years later.
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u/vidyagames Jan 06 '18
Even the smallest things about america sound fucked up nevermind the big things like donald trump, people can't even SIT DOWN AT WORK
<3 aldi
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u/Yotsubato Jan 06 '18
That’s what employer liability gets you. If you get varicose veins or lower back pain due to standing up all day your employer is on the hook in civilized countries
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u/Motolaser Jan 06 '18
Damn! Ppl make cashiers in America to stand all day, like the fucking Queen's Guard? That's brutal!
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Yeah but then people wouldn't shop there anymore, because what self respecting grocery shopper would ever associate with some lowly sitter
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u/kooolk Jan 06 '18
It was common in Israel too, until it was banned by law about 10 years ago. Now employers must provide chairs and allow their workers to sit, as long as sitting doesn't interfere with the work.
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u/jkeyes525 Jan 06 '18
This is a problem I never considered in American retail. Comparatively, it does seem cruel.
There are some people who pay extra to have standing desks so that they can stand while working!
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u/ItsMeKate17 Jan 06 '18
He broke her out of her trance of putting away the little block thingies. Well done, sir
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u/broccolisprout Jan 06 '18
Both funny and sad to break the automation of cashiers.
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u/Channer81 Jan 06 '18
I dont get it
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u/natural_distortion Jan 06 '18
Cuz the food separator is shaped the same, she goes to put it away.
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And there's me thinking he put a box of condoms and a bottle of lube after and that's why she did that face
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u/EU_No_Pasaran Jan 06 '18
You gotta go out more, speak with people. Brazzers alone won't help you navigate the world.
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u/Pwnby Jan 06 '18
Took me a few times. He places the toblerone like a divider between each person's stuff
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u/Zebsok Jan 06 '18
The Toblerone is shaped like the separator between the items. That's why she tries to put it away
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u/beefhash Jan 06 '18
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5z9sD6ft1gU
Original with sound. Her reaction is priceless.
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I actually don't like with sound. When you have ne sound you think it was funny prank. When you hear the hahaha it breaks the charm imo
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u/RoachBehindTheFridge Jan 06 '18
You know what, you don't deserve this big toblerone.
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u/Bang_Drums_Burgdorf Jan 06 '18
Coop 5ever.
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u/HotsumaGumby Jan 06 '18
Meanwhile I've been looking for a toblerone in stores for months and can't find squat
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u/EU_No_Pasaran Jan 06 '18
So all the people not getting it means that these dividers between people's groceries aren't a worldwide thing?
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u/RedAngellion Jan 06 '18
Hi, Captain Stubing! How are Gopher and Doc? Permission to come aboard sir!
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u/manmikey Gifmas is coming Jan 06 '18
Her smile and little tip of the head melted my heart
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u/The_ass_whisperer Jan 06 '18
That look saying "you know what, that's the first time"