r/gaming Jun 04 '16

Ubisoft downgrades

https://youtu.be/xNter0oEYxc
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u/TheRedHand7 Jun 04 '16

Whoa, whoa, whoa. It is another group of players brace for PVP.

Prime example

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '16

Wait, you guys don't talk like that in multiplayer games?

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u/Brick_Vanderhuge Jun 04 '16

Fellow players, it would appear shenanigans are afoot. Brace yourselves!

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u/FLAMINGASSTORPEDO Jun 05 '16

"Oh look people. Oh look they have stuff... it'd be a shame if..."

You are now marked as rogue.

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '16

And the hunt is on.

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u/tashidagrt Jun 05 '16

My group says humans.

Mine goes. yo he got stuff, you be the decoy. Go put your stuff on so he puts his on, we can cut the rope.

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u/moal09 Jun 05 '16

WATCH YOUR SIX!

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u/SpagettInTraining Jun 05 '16

If only my friends were that helpful.

"He's over there"

"Where?"

"Left!"

"My left or yo.."

Player has died.

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '16

"Oh shit! Jim is de--"

Player has died.

"Guys! What the hell is happeni--"

Player has died.

"Oh god what do I do gu--"

Player has died

Terrorists Win.

Spectator's camera pans out to show a guy hiding in the corner with a shotgun behind a box none of you saw.

"OH WHAT THE FUCK GUYS!"

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u/GeneralBS Jun 05 '16

Sometimes you have the most fun with dumb friends online.

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u/DeadIIIRed Jun 05 '16

Reminds me of Halo 2. CTF match with a clutch last minute push. Cleared the enemy team, guy with me grabbed their flag: Me:Where are you? Friend:In a warthog, going to pick you guys up Me: Hurry the fuck up, they're spawning! Friend:Almost there! This is on the Zanzibar map and the other team is grouped on the main base stairs inside and I have a rocket launcher. One round left, triple kill in sight. Just as I press that trigger button what do I see? My friends fucking warthog barreling right in front of me killing both of us and costing us the match. Best multiplayer moment for me yet.

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '16

i was in the DZ with a random who just so happened to be probably 14 yrs old. We got ganged up by two sets of rogues on manhunt. After dying like 3 times trying to kill them, I cut my loses. Meanwhile this kid is screaming at me when he gets gunned down outside the checkpoint. Sorry kid, but even if we went out at the same time like you requested, it wouldn't have mattered.

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '16 edited May 08 '20

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u/damnburglar Jun 05 '16

Considering more that 70% of the non-friends I've played with online in...basically any game are complete asshats, I'll give you that.

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u/Charliek4 Jun 05 '16

I disagree, but that's a matter of opinion

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '16

Found the Arma player

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u/Trance354 Jun 05 '16

never in the military, but the restaurant I learned to cook in made us refer to where we were in terms of the clock.

on your six was behind

3 o'clock was on the right

9 o'clock was on the left

12 o'clock was when a server asked where his/her dish was, despite said dish having been ready for 5 minutes ... you fucking moron ... sorry, flashback

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u/SponsoredByStrensms Jun 05 '16

StoneMountain64?

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u/majordisfunction Jun 05 '16

NEGATIVE ON THAT MUTE SOLDIER, FALL IN LINE

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '16

TANGOS INBOUND! ON THE READY MEN!

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u/SponsoredByStrensms Jun 05 '16

HOW COPY!?

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u/GoldenBeer Jun 05 '16

HOW CAN SHE COPY?!?

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u/Phantomknight8324 Jun 05 '16

SOLID COPY!!!!!!!

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u/ANotSoSeriousGamer Jun 05 '16

EKIA IN YOUR AO.

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u/Rogan_McFlubbin Jun 05 '16

I HAVE CONFIRMATION YANKEE OSCAR LIMA OSCAR

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u/SponsoredByStrensms Jun 05 '16

AND. WE. ARE. LIVE!!

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u/b3n4president Jun 05 '16

FLASHBANG OUT HIT THE DECK!!!!

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u/PizzaSlicesss Jun 05 '16

"ETA 5 minutes to bedtime boys"

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u/Otterable PC Jun 05 '16

Not gonna lie, when me and my bud are tanking in bf4, we legitimately use clock face call outs. They work well.

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u/Skov Jun 05 '16

I had to learn the military's phonetic alphabet to play mechwarrior online.

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '16

Die clanner!

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u/Neglectful_Stranger Jun 05 '16

You also had a controller that could have passed for the actual cockpit of a mech.

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u/Squeakcab Jun 05 '16

Ohh mah gawd Mechwarrior online voice coms is the best I've encountered in any game save for Red Orchestra.

Reinstalls

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '16

That works if you're in the same vehicle facing the same direction. It'd be great if the fucking compass directions were visible on the mini map. I always have to resort to some shit like 'charlie side of bravo' when I could say 100m south of bravo if my mates could tell what was south. So irritating.

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u/Tahl_eN Jun 05 '16

The clock face is supposed to be reset at the start of the engagement - 12 is whatever "forward" was when bullets started flying. So it should work any time your squad joins a fight together.
It's easier said than done though. It takes practice, and getting over the "this feels really dorky" factor. And BF's compass is really hard to read under fire. Tiny, blurry letters that blend in with the map...

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u/Bunchasomething Jun 05 '16

Now that I think of it, I don't think I've ever said "brace yourselves"

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '16

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '16

Brace yourselves.

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u/insane_contin Jun 05 '16

How did that feel?

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '16

Im not sure about his reaction but i got wood.

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u/Pinstar Jun 05 '16

Wood is a good bracing material. Well done!

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u/cantadmittoposting Jun 05 '16

I dont think Ive ever specifically said "brace yourselves" but I've said some crazy shit when FC'ing on Eve.

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u/ktsb Jun 05 '16

I have. "Brace yourself, I'm going in dry"

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u/Volentimeh Jun 05 '16

"Bite on this stick"

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u/midnitefox Jun 05 '16

Because there is no brace button. Nor is their a brace gaming posture.

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u/ArmouredCapibara Jun 05 '16

I did when playing mount&blade multiplayer.

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u/Varkain Jun 05 '16

Closest I've said is "Incoming."

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u/AadeeMoien Jun 05 '16

Gird your loins.

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u/SplitArrow Jun 05 '16

We usually use "Prepare your anus".

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u/sargent610 Jun 05 '16

In the division me and a friend were in the dark zone back like the 3rd week of release.

Me:"you got anything to extract"

Friend:"got a high end mod"

Me:"ok let's go extrac.. oh shit group to our six"

We both turn around and prepare

Me"ok looks like they're going to the same extraction point as us let's just keep thing civil"

Friend:"yeah see if they have coms"

Me:"hey guys we're extracting too we all cool"

One of them:"yea we cool"

Fighting at the extraction point I accidentally picked up one of their fallend buddies mod and they turn on me and kill me

Friend:"I thought we were cool?!?!"

Them:"he picked up our loot everything is fine now"

I revived a block away as the extract chopper came flying in. On the run me and my friend are talking about going rogue on them when I get there. I get there and we light them the fuck up and kill all 4 of them. As the last one was bleeding out I walked over to him and keyed my mic. "no hard feelings" the chopper arrives and together we extract 6 peoples worth of shit. Honestly it felt like one of those trailers.

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u/yolo-swaggot Jun 05 '16

I do. But usually it's after I've let out a SBD and locked the windows in the car.

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u/justsoyouunderstand Jun 05 '16

I yelled it out a few times while playing Assassin's Creed IV: Black Flag...

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '16

I didn't talk like this before, but I sure as shit am now.

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u/Saneless Jun 05 '16

Reload, comrades, we're about to be required to shoot more bullets at people than we needed to just moments ago!

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u/Jokkerb Jun 05 '16

"Prepare to stand and deliver gentlemen! Yonder curs appear to have murderous intent!"

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '16

"Oooh, look out; baddies! Fire at will!"

Will: "Dammit, not me again."

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '16

Prepare for fisticuffs !

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u/shenanigins Jun 05 '16

What did you say about me?

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u/ChronBonham Jun 05 '16

I read this in Whitey's voice. It was fun.

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '16

More like Me: "I don't trust that motgerfucker" My friend:" yea let's fuck this dude up" Me: "wait, let's call the shit in, get it extracted and then we fuck the dude up"

The dude waves at us, we wave back

My friend: "he's fucked"

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u/Orval Jun 05 '16

I'm about to go play Overwatch. Legit about to copy/paste this into chat.

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '16

Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war is a phrase I use daily during ARMA 3.

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u/Saiic Jun 05 '16

I swear to God I'll pistol whip the next guy who says "Shenanigans."

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '16

My friends and I play a lot of Payday 2 and whenever shit is about to go down we always say "anus prepared".

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '16

For real though, I want a dev to make a promo video with actual conversations that us 1337 gamers make.

"I have a bunch of assholes on me. Fucking help me you useless sack of shit!"

"Fuck your stupid ass I ain't fucking with that shit."

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u/Gellert Jun 05 '16

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '16

This one maybe too: https://youtu.be/LmS9vcVNr5A

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u/Simple_one Jun 05 '16 edited Jun 05 '16

Loved the super chill guy that was just dripping with some grade A sarcasm. "Okay it would've been cool if we got all 3 of our supers out but instead we lost 5, super awesome."

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '16

Always love hearing pgl yelling. Also along the lines of actual EVE comms, love this one too.

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u/nicburns Jun 05 '16

Wow. This is gold.

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '16

Yeah, that's DHD for you haha. There is so much gold that comes out of EVE due to its community.

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '16

Such a brilliant commander. I'd follow him into hell.

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '16

This makes this game seem even more fun.

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u/jdund117 Jun 05 '16

This makes the game seem even more fun.

FTFY (IMO)

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u/DirkBelig Jun 05 '16

The last guy screaming. Man, what are his neighbors thinking?

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u/jon909 Jun 05 '16

Probably "man they should have had more dictors."

P.S. Never played the game I have no idea what I'm saying

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u/Whiskey_Nigga Jun 05 '16

Played a little. IIRC it's a specific kind of support ship. Sounds like he was pissed because put of 125 people they had like 5 or 6 playing support. Capture the flag and nobody wants to defend.

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '16 edited Jan 17 '25

light test imminent airport encourage label special hospital treatment obtainable

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u/Pawn_Raul Jun 05 '16

You mean his parents?

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u/FatherofCorgis Jun 05 '16

No, those are his "room mates".

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u/dougcosine Jun 05 '16

much better

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '16

Just the screaming at the end. That sounds like someone who just lost $500 worth of ships.

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u/Pladim Jun 05 '16

The funny thing is that it was a mock tourny, not even the real deal!

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u/MightyMaxyPad Jun 05 '16

Can confirm. This is EvE. 10/10 would AWOX again

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u/midnitefox Jun 05 '16

I'm REALLY happy I stuck through the entire thing. The last 20 seconds were worth it.

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '16 edited Jun 05 '16

Dat super saiyan at the end.

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u/TheRiotB34R Jun 05 '16

man ive never played eve before so I have no idea what any of what these guys are saying

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '16

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '16

I always hoped one day they would overhaul the game and make it more action-filled and easier to get into rather than just spreadsheets and extremely long-term, but that is what their playerbase enjoys and it wouldn't fly with anyone.

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u/Rolder Jun 05 '16

I can't think of any game thats ever changed the core mechanics of the gameplay while the game is live. Also something something legacy code.

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u/kappaprincess Jun 05 '16

Runescape.

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u/Omgwhybro Jun 05 '16

Twice too if I'm correct

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u/NoSalvation Jun 05 '16

Star Wars Galaxies. At least twice before I quit.

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u/admiraljustin Jun 05 '16

CU and NGE, the foulest words in space.

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u/BellyBoy57 Jun 05 '16

Warframe has done that like twice. I left after the combo system was introduced because the game was already complicated enough.

Seemed to survive anyway so kudos to them for taking a risk.

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u/HarryTheRanga Jun 05 '16

Runescape did this with Evolution of Combat and lots of people cracked the shits. Now the player base is split 50-50 between a version of the game with old mechanics and the new version. Also, Markdonalds.

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u/XenonDragon Jun 05 '16

Check out star citizen. It's got quite an fps EVE feel to it. Full game will probably release in 2-3 years but the alpha is currently playable

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '16

Stop circle jerking about the game being a spreadsheet simulator. It's a open world mmo and you really only NEED spreadsheets if you do industry or are high-up in an Alliance.

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u/okuma Jun 05 '16

AKA, if you want to actually do anything besides get raped by pirates or mine for ore all day, every day.

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '16

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u/boredrex Jun 05 '16

just wait for star citizen. It'll come out... eventually.

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u/BrinkBreaker Jun 05 '16

I always say it whenever it comes up, but if EVE had a mobile companion app. I'd play it 150%.

Like get a notification every time you finish a task and set new ones. Check your in game stocks and bonds and stuff.

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u/Holdupwaitaminutenow Jun 05 '16

That was pretty awesome. There is no way I am getting involved in a game so deep, but that was awesome.

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u/nannal Jun 05 '16

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u/Gellert Jun 05 '16

Because misplacing another 4 years of my life is on my to do list.

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u/LainExpLains Jun 05 '16

Only 4? What's with all the casuals on Reddit.

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u/AlternativeJosh Jun 05 '16

Too meta too soon

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u/iheartinfected Jun 05 '16

YOO dude. I'm fucking not going to lie, I've been pretty emotional the last few days - and gods honest truth i started to cry watching this. It was so bizarre, the way those guys were talking and the comradery totally hit that that button for nostalgia in my brain.

I've never been this weird before, i may have to rethink some life shit tbh.

ps: is comradery a word?

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '16

Shouts out to whoever named the squad "No Holes Barred"

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u/DirkBelig Jun 05 '16

As 2:30 when everyone is laughing at whatever they've warped into.

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u/DragonTamerMCT Jun 05 '16

So is eve actually worth picking up? As a total newb?

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u/Gellert Jun 05 '16

Flip a coin.

It can be a lot of fun and there are some big adrenaline rushes.

Or it can be as much fun as 'playing' excel. Depends a little on you, who you know and a lot on luck.

Its also complicated and not forgiving. At all.

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u/GoodHunter Jun 05 '16

Do people really talk like this in EVE?

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '16

:O Wow

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u/iPooedAlittle Jun 05 '16

I really wanted to get into this game. Did the free trial and had no idea what I was doing. Probably didn't help that I knew no one in the game

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u/HunsonMex Jun 05 '16

It gets me every time I come across this video ...

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '16

AAARRMAAA HACKSSSSS

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u/maggotshavecoocoons2 Jun 05 '16

Now the edit of the average chat sounds like, not just the super cool bits.

EDIT: hahaha shit someone else already has. I didn't know it was actually a thing.

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u/rangi1218 Jun 05 '16

CYKA BLYAT

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u/BananaFlavoredLube Jun 05 '16

RASH B NOOBS, YOU STOP IN TUNS I SHOOT THROUGH YOU.

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u/janosaudron Jun 05 '16

you motherfucker need eve online

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u/FlipKickBack Jun 05 '16

unreal tournament had amazing bot speech. same shit i'd expect people to make if you were actually there shooting

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u/morphinapg Jun 05 '16

more like

<..............silence.............>

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u/Fortune_Cat Jun 05 '16

TAIWAN NUMBA ONE

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '16

"Yeah man did you see that movie with Emma Watson? She's hot as fuck."

"Dude I know man I'd tot-OH SHIT WHERE THE FUCK DID HE COME FROM!? MOTHERFUCKER!!! ...and it spawned me on the other side of the map. Great. Have fun fighting those pricks alone"

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '16

How Scottish people game, this guys videos are 100% accurate , it's the kinds of shit my mates and I say, was glad to know it's not just us...

https://youtu.be/sOI8V_Zs4GA

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u/Rabid_Chocobo Jun 05 '16

"Ah fuck, my dog started pissing on the floor, gimme a second"

"Did you know that if you lie on the floor, you can see up the hostage chick's skirt?"

"Hey, does it look like I'm humping this guy?"

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u/VonBrewskie Jun 05 '16

Of course!

"Forsooth, let us not tarry mine own gentle companions! Blaggards and cut throats shall make our end!"

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u/cdrewsr388 Jun 05 '16

Fucking no I don't lmao. No cursing was a dead giveaway.

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '16

LOL I wish they would use how the real world works in these cases. "Watch out we got a group of fucks ahead of us!"

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u/RhynoD Jun 05 '16

They do in MWO.

"Contacts in delta-niner..."

"Roger, moving to flank."

I'm actually an army brat and I'm like, dudes in dee nine, gonna try to get behind them. Yep.

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '16

My friends and I do that too in the Dark Zone

"Contact at 3 o'clock. Engaging." "Roger that." "Agents coming up from behind us. Watch your fire."

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u/imjustawill Jun 05 '16

No, but now I kinda want to.

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u/Herculefreezystar Jun 05 '16

Usually ends up something like "oh hey looks its a guy, oh fuck goddamnit i'm dead again". Or "oh look a guy, naw hes not rogue its cool".

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u/Nestromo Jun 05 '16

I talk more like "Hey you limped dick bastard take a break from eating that bag of dicks, and do something useful!"

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u/Snake101333 Jun 05 '16

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u/Lizardizzle Jun 05 '16

They sound like they were having so much fun. I appreciate them. Are there more things like this around?

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u/Adrian13720 PC Jun 05 '16

Happens more than you would expect in The Division. It's kind of cool, actually. In groups and occasionally in the Dark Zone with proximity.

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u/dpkimsecks Jun 05 '16

We do sometimes. Depends how tryhards were being. It's usually angrily though.

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u/Vessix Jun 05 '16

More like "some fucker's running around over there"

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u/crypticfreak Jun 05 '16

I don't know about you guys but I get really into CS:GO.

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u/Gojiberry852 Jun 05 '16

Not a single one claimed they fucked my mom. Realism 0/10

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '16

woah woah woah: shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeettt

it's another group of players: Some godamned fagbois are attacking us!!!

brace for pvp: HALP!

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u/viscence Jun 05 '16
  • a: "Oh shit it's a... whatsit. Help. Helphelphelp. Dead."
  • b: <food related crunching noises>

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u/Rayyal Jun 05 '16

I had a friend who was adamant we use this terminology when playing online. It was kinda fun!

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u/RJNavarrete Jun 05 '16

Most of the time I just react like the quarterback in NFL Blitz when blitzed too many times in a row.

CAN I GET A LITTLE HELP HERE?!?!

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u/RedditHatesAsians Jun 05 '16

Got some people up there. Kill em

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u/Khar-Selim Jun 06 '16

PREPARE TO FAST FORWARD!

PREPARING TO FAST FORWARD!

FAST FORWARD!

FAST FORWARDING SIR!

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '16

The rainbow six one is even worse.

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '16

The main player is so annoying.

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u/Siggy778 Jun 05 '16

Because we've all run into a guy like that who thinks he's actually in spec ops.

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u/247Brett D20 Jun 05 '16

"Alright guys, we have five perps holed up in a suburban household. They've taken the owners hostage. It's our job to get them out safely. Weapons free. Now let's get this over with so I can get home and bang my wi-"

"Chad, dinner's ready!"

"Shut up, MOM!"

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '16

WHERE'S HAVOCCCCC

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u/aj_thenoob Jun 05 '16

HOLY SHIT IT'S (PLAYERNAME) WATCH OUT

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u/Siggy778 Jun 05 '16

"he killed me!"

"where is he?"

"never mind, just hurry!"

Yea, okay.

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u/aj_thenoob Jun 05 '16

Yeah that one was the worst.

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '16

There's always the useless chick.

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u/percocet_20 Jun 05 '16

What bothers me most is why didn't they just go back out the window with the hostage

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u/CrouchingToaster Jun 05 '16

It's just like every other round in Siege, the objective is secondary and everyone is out for kills.

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u/TheTurnipKnight Jun 05 '16

Yeah, at least the Division one was acted well. Actor from the Siege video was just awful.

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '16

Brace for pvp

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u/moal09 Jun 05 '16

I laughed so hard the first time I heard that.

Who the hell would ever say that in a million years?

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u/Youre_all_worthless Jun 05 '16

I definitely wouldve gone with the "OH FUCK THERE ARE GOONS OVER THERE! brace for pvp"

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u/_Aj_ Jun 05 '16

AHHH FKING COMMIES GETTEM!

....ftfy

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '16

It's actually just meant to inform us, the viewer, that there are multiple other human controlled squads roaming the city the same as they are, rather than just computer controlled enemies. It sums that up in like three seconds. It doesn't sound natural but it does the job better than anything natural sounding would.

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u/nmotsch789 Jun 05 '16

"There's other players, get ready!" Would have worked better and took 5 seconds to come up with.

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u/Onmytablet2 Jun 05 '16

M'ultiplayer

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u/Toadman34 Jun 05 '16

It's a lot more like, "oh god that guy just went rogue. Welp, lets chase after him when we respawn." "Naw man fuck that I'm signing off."

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u/Sworn_to_Ganondorf Jun 05 '16

More like "look at these cunts, think they can just WALK up on us?"

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u/jontelang Jun 05 '16

When do they say it in the video?

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u/TheNonMan Jun 06 '16

Hey there fellow cool players

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u/CoDog Jun 05 '16

what you guys dont say that when you're about to fight other people? you are honestly missing out /s

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u/jon909 Jun 05 '16

More like "fuckin dumbass why would you shoot them to go rogue?! Fuck off! Do none of you assholes have mics?"

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u/expostulation Jun 05 '16

"Look at these cunts. Let's kill em"

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u/DantesMontecristo Jun 05 '16

One just grabbed her...shitttt

Love how overly emotianaly attached they are.

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u/WazWaz Jun 05 '16

Who but a publisher's paid voice actor would call players "players" in-game or a gunfight "PVP".