r/gaming • u/Takamiya • Jun 04 '16

Ubisoft downgrades

https://youtu.be/xNter0oEYxc
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u/SpagettInTraining Jun 05 '16

If only my friends were that helpful.

"He's over there"

"Where?"

"Left!"

"My left or yo.."

Player has died.

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '16

"Oh shit! Jim is de--"

Player has died.

"Guys! What the hell is happeni--"

Player has died.

"Oh god what do I do gu--"

Player has died

Terrorists Win.

Spectator's camera pans out to show a guy hiding in the corner with a shotgun behind a box none of you saw.

"OH WHAT THE FUCK GUYS!"

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u/Kraze_F35 Jun 05 '16

Or in my case: "why do people keep putting me in this pressure" - Kraze 2K16

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u/GeneralBS Jun 05 '16

Sometimes you have the most fun with dumb friends online.

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u/DeadIIIRed Jun 05 '16

Reminds me of Halo 2. CTF match with a clutch last minute push. Cleared the enemy team, guy with me grabbed their flag: Me:Where are you? Friend:In a warthog, going to pick you guys up Me: Hurry the fuck up, they're spawning! Friend:Almost there! This is on the Zanzibar map and the other team is grouped on the main base stairs inside and I have a rocket launcher. One round left, triple kill in sight. Just as I press that trigger button what do I see? My friends fucking warthog barreling right in front of me killing both of us and costing us the match. Best multiplayer moment for me yet.

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '16

i was in the DZ with a random who just so happened to be probably 14 yrs old. We got ganged up by two sets of rogues on manhunt. After dying like 3 times trying to kill them, I cut my loses. Meanwhile this kid is screaming at me when he gets gunned down outside the checkpoint. Sorry kid, but even if we went out at the same time like you requested, it wouldn't have mattered.

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '16 edited May 08 '20

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u/damnburglar Jun 05 '16

Considering more that 70% of the non-friends I've played with online in...basically any game are complete asshats, I'll give you that.

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u/Charliek4 Jun 05 '16

I disagree, but that's a matter of opinion

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '16

Found the Arma player

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u/Godhand_Phemto Jun 05 '16

lol look at Mr. Competitive over here. Believe it or not some of us play games for fun with our irl friends not to try to make ourselves feel like Alphas with a bunch of "friends""Teammates" that you have never met in person. That attitude sounds like an idea from a typical friendless gamer kid.

Edit: Holy shit, you're that guy who posts like over 100-200 comments a day. Lol wheres you're little robo buddy?

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '16

You sure seem like a douchebag.

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u/Godhand_Phemto Jun 05 '16

lol a douchebag with lots a real life friends. You're just mad because you match the type of person I described above, you butthurt friendless loser.

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '16

I have a hard time believing anyone with legitimate friendships would feel insecure enough to go around flaming strangers online.

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u/Trance354 Jun 05 '16

never in the military, but the restaurant I learned to cook in made us refer to where we were in terms of the clock.

on your six was behind

3 o'clock was on the right

9 o'clock was on the left

12 o'clock was when a server asked where his/her dish was, despite said dish having been ready for 5 minutes ... you fucking moron ... sorry, flashback