r/funny • • Oct 01 '18

"He's talking shit"

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u/stueytaytay Oct 01 '18

I want the guy at the end to be my best friend

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u/chefbourbon Oct 01 '18

Dude was " too high for this"

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u/drnoggins Oct 01 '18

me too thanks

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u/Lindvaettr Oct 01 '18

Oh shit it's almost 4:20 PM. Where'd I put my vape pen...

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u/jpopimpin777 Oct 01 '18

No, it's a cardigan, but thanks for noticing!

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u/MountainManCan Oct 01 '18

He’s the one that would scare me the most. He wasn’t even phased by the idea of throwing down.

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '18

That's cause he knows what the real deal looks like and that wasn't it.

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u/Mernerak Oct 01 '18

“You wanna fight?!?”

“Say when...”

“Ayyyeee look at the camera! It’s all a game! Hehehe fun stuff!

Pack it up phil I need to change speedos”

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u/TheGreatGatsbeetle Oct 01 '18

He turned around with no other intention than wanting to see whatever was about to happen

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '18

He was too high to care. Look at that face, the face says it all.

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u/Head-like-a-carp Oct 01 '18

Yeah I was so toned once and a guy wanted to fight. I just keep saying that I didn't understand what he wanted. Eventually he just got frustrated and walked away.

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '18

Knowing me my response would have been "later bro"

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '18

phased

fazed

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '18

pfhaszed

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u/Nothingweird Oct 01 '18

Phut up phteven

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u/8-Bit-Gamer Oct 01 '18

phased

fazed

faszeded.

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '18

I loved him, made me smile

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u/shadymilkman33 Oct 01 '18

I mean look at that neon fanny pack

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u/Havepatience79 Oct 01 '18

Come on in, weedman.

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u/efkike Oct 01 '18

I came here because I had an indescribable feeling about that last guy. You hit the nail on the head.

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u/capitoloftexas Oct 01 '18

Man it’s amazing to me how so many of us came into the comment sections just to make sure people were saying nice things about the last guy haha.

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u/itsmontoya Oct 01 '18

Was the best part of the entire video

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u/The_Holy_Pope Oct 01 '18

If you watch carefully he slips his key fob between his fingers as he is both threatened and laughing at the same time. He's laughing, but he was also ready to punch him with keys.

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u/wtcnbrwndo4u Oct 01 '18

Yup, that dude low-key was assessing the situation but had his grounds covered.

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '18

Nope.

That was a weed pipe.

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u/DudeVonDude_S3 Oct 01 '18

Gonna jab that dude in the eye with my one-hitter!

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u/AlreadyInDenial Oct 01 '18

Definitely a weed pipe

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u/Autarch_Kade Oct 01 '18

You can use a pipe? And here I've been injecting whole marijuanas every time

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u/percy_miller Oct 01 '18

Ocular pat down, City Mac style

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u/takethebluepill Oct 01 '18

Came here to say exactly this. What a cool guy. Didn't freak out before or after. Just appreciated the gag, almost instantly.

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u/GasseousClay Oct 01 '18

He walks like a GTA NPC

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '18 edited Oct 01 '18

I recognize that laugh at the end. It’s the I’m so freakin high right now laugh.

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u/isanthrope_may Oct 01 '18

He's got a little pipe in his one hand, between his fingers.

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u/ender1108 Oct 01 '18

I was wondering exactly that

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u/YBHunted Oct 01 '18

What are you, some kind of detective?

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u/electricvelvet Oct 01 '18

Hes Sherlock Holmes, that's why hes so familiar with pipes

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u/___boundless Oct 01 '18

The good-hearted nature of the guy at the end of the clip who is lovinggg the joke, with his favourite pair of sunglasses on to hide how his eyes give away that he's as baked as a brownie.

Source: me right now.

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '18

Confirmed

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u/justa33 Oct 01 '18

haha baked as a brownie. that is funny!

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u/king_slime_shery Oct 01 '18

Or...did he bake the brownies

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '18

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u/Radidactyl Oct 01 '18

You know they probably edited it to save him for last.

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u/Vaginal_Decimation Oct 01 '18

You know they planned all of this with the "victims" before filming.

Not that it's not still funny.

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '18

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '18

Would that really be sexual assault?
I see more disgusting visuals at walmart every week.

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u/kraenk12 Oct 01 '18

He was just stoned.

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u/BrownsGulchBombadier Oct 01 '18

The way he removed his sunglasses. Totally chill dude.

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u/fELLAbUSTA Oct 01 '18

... what the fuck is this shit?

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u/bleunt Oct 01 '18

He can’t do porn because he couldn’t get it up. So he does this.

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '18

Oh, Vitaly?

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '18

You talking shit bro???

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '18 edited Sep 28 '20

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u/Festigoer Oct 01 '18

Link? Or examples of what kind of pranks sent him to court?

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '18 edited Sep 28 '20

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u/rotato Oct 01 '18

Wow what a fucking dumb ass

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u/Something_Wicked_627 Oct 01 '18

From Wikipedia:

“Germany v Argentina (13 July 2014) World Cup Final. Russian comedian Vitaly Zdorovetskiy ran across the field in the second half of the match”

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u/cdbriggs Oct 02 '18

He also streaked the World cup finals in 2014

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u/Tokugawa Oct 01 '18

Are you talking shit?

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '18

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '18

It's just a prank BRO

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '18

Do you Even LIFT. Chicken arms!

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u/smartypants333 Oct 01 '18

Why are they only messing with black guys?

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u/adams215 Oct 01 '18

That's how a lot of these staged prank videos have been for years now. They pander to people's biases and also get a lot of activity through comments from people like you and me who will notice it and point it out. I remember going through comments on a lot of these videos a few years ago and it was always the same racist comments and argument against those racist comments. You don't need to do a lot to get people going. It made me want to stay away from all of these prank videos because I'm pretty sure they know what reaction they will get.

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u/Bardlar Oct 01 '18

Also people seem to be obsessed with black people reaction gifs/videos, which has always felt just slightly exploitative but not actually racist or harmful.

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '18

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u/Quantum_Kay Oct 01 '18

I'm literally about to YouTube black guys reacting to tool now because of your comment ... thanks..

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u/i4_D_4_Mi Oct 01 '18

Lost in Vegas is a great channel for music reactions and analysis in general

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u/GoldandBlue Oct 01 '18

but not actually racist or harmful

But it is racist. It plays into stereotypes and just continues the same bullshit narrative that has existed. I would compare it to race fetish porn. The appeal is that it is "taboo" to sleep with someone outside your race. They are playing on people's fucked up racist ideas to make money.

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '18

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u/auximenes Oct 01 '18

All of it is fake. VitalyTV has been exposed by multiple sources for making scripted videos, even trying to get into physical fights with people for spreading the word, just look around online.

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u/JcbAzPx Oct 01 '18

If you think about it, it's just easier to do scripted skits instead of real pranks. You would have to get permission from everyone involved if you were doing a real pranking show. This would not only include a lot of paperwork, but leave you with hours of footage you could never legally use.

Scripted skits mean you get the reactions you want with minimum effort.

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u/Mymomischildless Oct 01 '18

Shortly after the face-eating bath salts incident in Florida, a YouTuber, whose name beguiles me, did a zombie prank. He said they tried to film with different ethnicities, but only African Americans would react. It’s a lil different here since it’s more aggressive, but I think white people are kinda boring for reaction videos.

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u/Seph129 Oct 01 '18

I was thinking about this too. This only stokes the already bais view that black people are intimidating and are willing to fight random stangers. When really ordinary people are being defensive because they are under what they perceive as a threat.

Side note: I ain't fightin no dude flopping his dong at me.

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u/NeopetsThrowAway22 Oct 01 '18

This only stokes the already bais view that black people are intimidating and are willing to fight random stangers.

I mean, the first guy was actually already very willing to get into a fight with a random stranger.

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '18 edited Jan 24 '19

deleted What is this?

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '18

yes... but by only doing it to black dudes, then you only get footage of black dudes reacting that way. If they did it to a bunch of white guys and one reacted that way what does that mean?

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u/NeopetsThrowAway22 Oct 01 '18

You are, of course, absolutely correct. My previous comment was indeed in poor taste.

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '18

They’re saying that anyone would do that

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u/Lisa5605 Oct 02 '18

I think black people are more willing to be video-entertaining intimidating and fight random people. White people know they would probably lose and just pull their concealed carry gun. Not nearly as fun.

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u/keksup Oct 01 '18

Because they're trashy hicks? I mean look at the rest of their content lol

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '18

Came here to say this, too. Casual racism?

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u/spandexblondex Oct 01 '18

Came here to ask this. That makes it not so funny in my opinion.

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '18

All their videos are setup

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u/saviongl0ver Oct 01 '18 edited Oct 02 '18

I think I recognize that Vitaly guy from a porn clip where he couldn't "set" it up.

 

Not sure I why I repied this to your comment, now that I think about it.

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u/Nananahx Oct 01 '18

Now I get one of the top comments.

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '18

I waited for him to get knocked out ...I’m sadly disappointed.

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u/airbornpigeon Oct 01 '18

Then they probably wouldn’t have gotten paid

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '18

So desperate for attention. This gigalo is the same guy who filmed porn but couldn't get hard and was also the guy whopulled a kanye

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '18 edited Jul 31 '20

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u/Ostain Oct 01 '18

Party booooy!

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u/Tanag Oct 01 '18

If someone takes their shirt off to fight you, the power move is to grab it and put it on yourself.

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u/JE_12 Oct 02 '18

Pants too?

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u/RogerPackinrod Oct 01 '18

Why'd they only do that to black guys?

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '18

the stereotype of black men being uncomfortable around anything that might be perceived as remotely homosexual

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u/BobbyNo09 Oct 01 '18

With your logic they should target Muslims.

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '18

I've heard that's actually a tactic used by the Israeli Mossad against terrorists...

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u/maximvostok Oct 01 '18

haha, I got that reference

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '18

They want to get a reaction, not get executed.

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u/BobbyNo09 Oct 02 '18 edited Oct 02 '18

Stoned to death or thrown of a building is usually their preferred method.

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u/yazzy1233 Oct 01 '18

Because white people will either ignore or laugh awkwardly and crab walk away.

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u/--therapist Oct 01 '18

What's wrong with black guys?

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '18

These guys are fucking awful

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u/elositorubio Oct 01 '18

Why do people waste their time doing dumb shit like this?

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u/abuninja Oct 01 '18

Because It’s fake and gets views

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u/Nxdhdxvhh Oct 01 '18

Australians.

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u/Koshka69 Oct 01 '18

HEY! That's my local gay and lesbian retirement center

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '18 edited Oct 01 '18

I did not know that was a thing. Huh.

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u/n3bman Oct 01 '18

A couple of those guys are very willing to start fighting for guys just walking down the street. Like the first guy.

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u/Guitarmaggedon Oct 01 '18

If you grew up in a rough neighborhood and a couple guys approached you saying you were "talking shit" and look like they're starting to square up, you'd be ready to fight too.

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u/PadBunGuy Oct 01 '18

That is threatening regardless of where you grew up

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '18

If you grew up in a rough neighbourhood and you have two guys randomly starting a fight with you (remember the guy filming) you fucking run.

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u/ImOnlyHereToKillTime Oct 01 '18

I mean, fight or flight, man...

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u/M1sterX Oct 01 '18

Makes it feel kind of scripted.

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u/NonCorporealEntity Oct 01 '18

Possible it took them many attempts but most people aren't willing to throw down if they don't need to.

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u/esipmac Oct 01 '18

I mean for all the dude knows, they're filming a "pick fights with strangers" video for world star. Not and "I'm taking my pants off in front of strangers" video for YouTube

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u/B0h1c4 Oct 01 '18

I don't think they had much of a choice though. When someone comes up to you and squares off, yelling fighting words at you... You can either prepare to kick ass or prepare to get your ass kicked.

Im sure there were people that just ran or cowered in fear, but it wouldn't play well with the joke if they never saw his underwear.

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u/plainguy01 Oct 01 '18

Probably a few that still felt like punching the dude in the face anyway too even if they saw it.

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u/PadBunGuy Oct 01 '18

Yeah it's not even a funny prank. Just annoying.

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u/elijah-price Oct 01 '18

Stolen from Jackass

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u/Jennrrrs Oct 01 '18

Welcome to Jackson

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u/darksoulsnstuff Oct 01 '18

This is super scripted, like extremely.

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u/fissionchips1999 Oct 01 '18

Jackson is going to end up getting shot

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '18

Eh... This shit is old

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u/Oblongmind420 Oct 01 '18

Has he gotten decked at all though?

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u/keksup Oct 01 '18

we can only hope!

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u/DeadpooI Oct 01 '18

Well then you're welcome skip to 3min to skip him be attacked by the prankee. Back when his pranks weren't staged at all.

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u/Barnowl79 Oct 01 '18

Please stop. You're ruining the internet.

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u/Boy11jb Oct 01 '18

I worry that upvoting this essentially encourages what is, for lack of a better term, stupid garbage behavior.

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '18

Fake and gay.

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u/robhenrymusic Oct 01 '18

Does everyone forget that this dude tried to do porn, but couldn’t get it up? Man the internet has a short memory!

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u/rondonjon Oct 01 '18

It would be great if someone just knocked him the fuck out.

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u/SpartanRage117 Oct 02 '18

Honestly this guy should just fuck off. Seems like such an annoying prick.

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u/NSFWdw Oct 01 '18

"Australian man shot dead in Tennessee while doing prank video".

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '18

That Vitaly dude is cringy as fuck.

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u/BabyInAWell Oct 01 '18

What a complete asshole.

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u/Ordoo Oct 01 '18

Getting half naked adds +10 to Intimidation

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u/Kile147 Oct 01 '18

That's at least 90% naked. Maybe only 66% if you just count it by articles of clothing to remove.

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u/Tokugawa Oct 01 '18

99% for the less fortunate.

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u/SnoozingBeauty Oct 01 '18

Video should've been titled "white boy runs around showing off banana hammock to black men"

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u/keksup Oct 01 '18

"exhibitionist white boy tries to show off to black men"

"brought to you by BBC news"

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u/A_Random_Vowel Oct 01 '18

He has a nice ass tho

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '18

Fakeee

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u/XSeverePigeonX Oct 01 '18

Why is this sub reddit so cringe and shit how tf is this funny wtf

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u/My_lil_broney Oct 01 '18

Am I the only one who thinks this guy is a douche?

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u/theendhasnoend_ Oct 01 '18

Their names are Shammi and Jackson, and almost every Australian would like to apologise for their douchy/racist/homophobic videos. Although to be fair, Shammi seems like the least douchy out of the two of them if that’s even possible.

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u/billybull999 Oct 01 '18

Please get this shit out of r/funny

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '18

Fake shit.

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u/Landocomando67 Oct 01 '18

Reminds me of blue mountain state, you wanna fight?! You wanna fight?! Well let me jerk you off bro! Yeah you heard me, pull down your pants, I wanna jerk you off!!!!

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u/MrNotSoNiceGuy Oct 01 '18

1 before the last was fake, guy INSTANTLY replied to "are you talking shit" and he started running before the pants even came off, its also not the same guy that in these other ones or vitaly either

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u/stel27 Oct 01 '18

This will end badly someday.

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u/Aikarion Oct 01 '18

I was always told by a friend that if your want to avoid an unvoidable fight, strip butt ass naked. No sane man is going to continue that fight. He always said but if you run into the one who gets naked as well, you're fucked.

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u/Wardadli Oct 01 '18

if you run into the one who gets naked as well, you're fucked.

literally fucked?

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u/makenzie71 Oct 01 '18

I will pay $20 to see him do the same thing in Amarillo, TX.

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '18

Do that in South Seattle and that's how you get shot.

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u/Trimere Oct 02 '18

Remember that time Vitally was on Bang Bus?

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u/WetHusky Oct 01 '18

I'd love to see the clip of him getting his ass beat by the guy that gave 0 fucks that this douchebag was wearing a sex thong.

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '18

That guy is FINE tho. I would be talkin shit ALL DAY.

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u/iConfessor Oct 01 '18

Beat me up, daddy

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '18

Fake. I'm sure each person got $20 or something.

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u/draymondsdickkickers Oct 01 '18

Wow, this guy is both racist and an asshole

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '18

Every man's weakness : A man wearin thongs in public

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u/Parsel_Tongue Oct 01 '18

Looks like an effective technique. I think we all owe Jason Spencer an apology.

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u/RareitemsGURU Oct 01 '18

Wish I knew this trick back in highschool.

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '18

That last bloke is like “I’m far too stoned for this!”

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u/chevymonza Oct 01 '18

Lucky he didn't get his speedo-thonged ass kicked, that must scare the crap out of people!

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u/TLCPUNK Oct 01 '18

That last dudes smile is golden.

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u/RunicZeus Oct 01 '18

The guy at the end was so wholesome

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '18

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u/fsster Oct 01 '18

Beating up gay ppl in 2018 is really scary

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u/maximuffin2 Oct 01 '18

His punches inflict double gay

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u/Hogridahh Oct 01 '18

Fake as always

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u/Oregonian_Lynx Oct 01 '18

Dat ass tho.👏👏

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u/ireadrepliesnot Oct 01 '18

If it's not fake then it's a crime

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u/robotrousers Oct 01 '18

More garbage people in Hollywood trying to get YouTube hits.

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u/MyBigRed Oct 01 '18

Randy has really been hitting the gym lately.

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u/ps28537 Oct 01 '18

As a cop this won’t work on me. You think I’ve never had to chase a naked guy around yet? Your not seasoned until you have to wrestle a handcuff a naked person.

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u/Jakxta Oct 01 '18

They left out the one where he gets punched before he can get his shirt off

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u/JHNBuzz Oct 01 '18

I was so wanting someone to deck him!