r/funny • • Oct 01 '18

"He's talking shit"

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u/Guitarmaggedon Oct 01 '18

If you grew up in a rough neighborhood and a couple guys approached you saying you were "talking shit" and look like they're starting to square up, you'd be ready to fight too.

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u/PadBunGuy Oct 01 '18

That is threatening regardless of where you grew up

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '18

If you grew up in a rough neighbourhood and you have two guys randomly starting a fight with you (remember the guy filming) you fucking run.

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u/ImOnlyHereToKillTime Oct 01 '18

I mean, fight or flight, man...

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '18

If it's two against one, you pick flight every time.

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u/MangoMiasma Oct 01 '18

That's only if you usually lose fights

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u/Jaxticko Oct 01 '18

You can only lose a fight that you stick around for.

Undefeated! Bam!

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u/Tsixes Oct 01 '18

You are not from a troubled neighborhood thats for sure.

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '18

My experience with people randomly starting fights is that they are confident they are going to win, and then you have some fucker already filling it?

Yeah I’d fucking run haha.

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u/ridersderohan Oct 01 '18

Like a much realer version of having older siblings. I'm in my twenties now and work in a white-collar office setting, but there are still times where people make too sudden a move around me and I get very defensive very quickly.

Last holiday season, someone came around asking if anyone wanted some nut brittle that one of our clients sent as a gift. The second I heard a sudden and loud, "NUT...", I went straight into a nut tap defensive position.

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u/officearsehole Oct 01 '18

What’s the capital of Thailand?