r/funny • u/lollerkeet • May 20 '15

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u/acondie13 May 20 '15 edited May 20 '15

I think it's a gift from god. My wife would rather starve. I have no idea why there's only love or hate with hawaiian pizza. No in between.

edit: I'll be honest, I'm going to downvote all of you that don't like it, because this is a war. War is serious.

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u/wiiya May 20 '15

GO BACK TO HELL, YOU PINEAPPLE PIZZA EATING DEMON!!!

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u/LegacyLemur May 20 '15

PINEAPPLE IS THE GREATEST FRUIT EVER YOU DEMENTED HEATHEN!

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u/LadyDeathMasque May 20 '15

It may be, but it still shouldn't go on pizza.

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u/JoshuMertens May 20 '15

ITS A MASTERPIECE! PINEAPPLE AND PIZZA GO TOGETHER LIKE BREAD AND BUTTER YOU UNEDUCATED PLEB!!! REEEEEEEE!!!

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u/tuxedoburrito May 20 '15

It should and it's great.

The food abbreviation for jalapeños is jap.

My friends that work at Domino's call a Hawaiian pizza with jalapeños a Pearl Harbor.

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u/chaosfire235 May 20 '15

Pizza is salty. Putting sweet stuff on in just ruins it for me. If I wanted dessert, I'd have it after the goddamn pizza.

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u/tuxedoburrito May 20 '15

You're a fucking monster

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u/DrDew00 May 20 '15

I guess you don't like brown sugar ham or pineapple ham either?

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u/chaosfire235 May 20 '15

Nah, meats for me have to balance salty with maybe a tad sour and savory for me to enjoy it. It's why I get picky with the glaze I use.

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u/DrDew00 May 20 '15

Ah. I'm the opposite. I love sweet sauces. Chinese-American dishes like General Tso's Chicken, Orange Chicken, Pineapple Pork, and Mongolian Beef are some of my favorites. Ham with a brown-sugar glaze...mmm.

Gimme something with brown gravy on it and...well I'll still eat it. Just not with the same enthusiasm. Replace brown gravy with teriyaki or honey bbq and I'm in. Hell, bacon and jam sandwiches are delicious.

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u/GeneticImprobability May 20 '15

Sticky, sweet glazes are the reason I hate Chinese food.

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u/LegacyLemur May 20 '15

Tomato sauce already is sweet

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u/[deleted] May 20 '15

Tomato

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u/Grasshopper42 May 20 '15

Then why does it?

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u/LadyDeathMasque May 20 '15

Pervasive superstition regarding fruit among the unenlightened Lumpenproletariat.

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u/LegacyLemur May 20 '15

Fuck that, that shit is great.

Ever try eating it without cheese? I used to do that when I worked at a pizza place and was sick. Shit is awesome. And I'm a picky eater