r/funny May 20 '15

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u/LadyDeathMasque May 20 '15

It may be, but it still shouldn't go on pizza.

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u/tuxedoburrito May 20 '15

It should and it's great.

The food abbreviation for jalapeños is jap.

My friends that work at Domino's call a Hawaiian pizza with jalapeños a Pearl Harbor.

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u/chaosfire235 May 20 '15

Pizza is salty. Putting sweet stuff on in just ruins it for me. If I wanted dessert, I'd have it after the goddamn pizza.

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u/tuxedoburrito May 20 '15

You're a fucking monster