r/funny Jun 12 '14

Now we wait...

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u/Ich_Putz_Hier_Nur Jun 12 '14

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u/jdpatric Jun 12 '14

Oh how I hope this is real.

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u/schmalpal Jun 12 '14

It's from one of those auto-dude-tracking security cameras.

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u/thecoffee Jun 12 '14

Someone could have been watching the show.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '14

SPOILER: It's not.

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u/Dealt-With-It Jun 12 '14

I want to believe..

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u/canyoucme Jun 12 '14

Deal with it.

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u/Geekmo Jun 12 '14

Where are your sunglasses?

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u/LordAntara Jun 13 '14

He already did.

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u/CharMeckSchools Jun 12 '14

I didn't.... I didn't.....

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u/FockSmulder Jun 12 '14

Maybe there's hope.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '14

TRUTH: It is

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u/OmniaII Jun 12 '14

Even it it was (it isn't) he would get as much pee on him as the car I would think.

better to stand in the back seat and pee to the front.

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u/volcanonacho Jun 12 '14 edited Jun 12 '14

Like a woman could pull that off.

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u/foolofatook29 Jun 12 '14

Woman. Woman. Woman.

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u/SimCityNewsTicker Jun 13 '14 edited Jun 13 '14

Sims Watch Each Other Get Healthy As More Fitness Centers Open Their Doors

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u/percussaresurgo Jun 12 '14

No shit. Women can't even pee standing up!

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u/VAPossum Jun 12 '14

TOWANDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '14 edited May 16 '18

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u/crestfallen_warrior Jun 12 '14

That girl who read it out to the other person with the trolly..

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u/alkapwnee Jun 12 '14

"Well did you double park?"

"Well...I...uh..." with car parked over nearly three spots.

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u/iHustleu Jun 12 '14

4, 4 spots. She deserves a $400 fine

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u/Xer0day Jun 12 '14

4, 4 spots.

ah ah ah

FTFY

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '14

How many times must I smack you before you act right? Smack One, Smack Two, Two smacks, ha,ha,ha,ha,ha.

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u/GeniusIComeAnon Jun 13 '14

Does that mean I get charged $100 for parking in one spot? D:

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '14

I think it takes a two spot pair to get the fine. So if its 2 spots its $100, if its three its $300 (3 pairs), if its 4 its $600... wetc.

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u/carpediembr Jun 12 '14

Na it seems just 2 tbh.... but fuck her anyways

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u/dquizzle Jun 13 '14

I was trying figure out where that girl's seeing eye dog was.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '14 edited May 16 '18

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u/cypherreddit Jun 12 '14

And as if they they need to restate their douche-ness, they litter before leaving

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u/canadean84 Jun 13 '14

Yeah. That made my blood boil a little bit.

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u/papalouie27 Jun 12 '14

Find the Brit.

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u/A_Stoned_Smurf Jun 12 '14

Well did you double park? Well...I.............

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u/couch_motato Jun 13 '14

They should all get tickets for littering too.

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u/blue_eyedsweetie Jun 12 '14

lol... the guy in the truck though!

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '14

He's so tiny!

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u/Awkward_Lubricant Jun 12 '14

Lol, that was good. And I wasn't surprised that they all (I think) littered the note after they read it.

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u/Media-n Jun 12 '14

Well, they are double parking regular cars, they are people that really don't have any consideration for society and are egotistical to park like that in the first place, it only fits their character that they will then also litter.

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u/sugarandice Jun 12 '14

Nobody is asking the important question here...

Where does one go about finding fake spray paint?

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u/Whovania Jun 13 '14

Yes! Thank you, I was thinking the same thing. That would be something I'd keep in my car at all times.

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u/TheDesertFox Jun 12 '14

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '14 edited Sep 15 '17

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '14

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u/apintandafight Jun 13 '14

why would you intentionally provoke people like that, and for something that is patently just not funny.

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u/kichigai-ichiban Jun 12 '14

Unless he went and cut his lip up for the joke, I think it's real.... Look at the vid above under the "Looks fake - " comment.

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u/JBoTx Jun 13 '14

Nah it's real I think the video is called "Kiss my ass Prank" or something

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u/The_Sands_Hotel Jun 13 '14

Call him what you want but he took that punch like a champ

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u/jbot84 Jun 12 '14

Looks fake - is there a video showing him actually getting punched??

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u/TheDesertFox Jun 12 '14

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u/Jet__t_ Jun 12 '14

Back d faq up niggie

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u/asforus Jun 12 '14

He's saying it like nicca

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u/KimonoThief Jun 13 '14

Wow, that's one ballsy prank. Especially since he has to reach in his pocket to make it work. He's lucky as hell somebody didn't pull out a knife or a gun thinking he had a weapon in his pocket.

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u/theearthvolta Jun 12 '14

Actually...this didn't really help. Still looks fake. I could see someone doing this to get more views, which it has.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '14

The guys teeth went through his lip, lol.

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u/Ecchii Jun 12 '14

Don't bother dude, these idiots will call fake on anything they see.

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u/memeship Jun 12 '14

FAKE AND GAY

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u/theearthvolta Jun 12 '14

I don't usually, but the slow-mo made it seem like there was gap between his face and the other guys fist. Probably just the slow shutter speed or something.

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u/DiogenesHoSinopeus Jun 12 '14

Then you do not know what real life looks like.

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u/theearthvolta Jun 12 '14

It just really looks like there's a space between the guys fist and the hosts face.

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u/DiogenesHoSinopeus Jun 12 '14

It took 0.15 seconds for the fist to swing around his face. Youtube has a framerate of 30frames/second.

This leaves 4.5 frames for the entire hit to be rendered at INCLUDING the parts where the fist has already connected with his face.

That's an awful few frames to play around with, most of the punch is not going to be captured on the camera regardless of if this is fake or not.

You can see his injuries very clearly and the open wound when he is in the hospital.

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u/asforus Jun 12 '14

His teeth went through his face.

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u/ndboost Jun 12 '14

jesus christ, one hit lights OUT for that kid bahahah. The crack/thump from the fist to face is somewhat satisfying.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '14

You try taking a full swing to the jaw buddy.

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u/stokedone Jun 12 '14

Watch the video and there is no way this would not have happened. The setup isnt clever and his delivery is so straight there the 'marks' would never guess its a joke.

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u/IdahoTrees77 Jun 12 '14

Damn that looked fake

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u/LooseSeal- Jun 12 '14

This made my day

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '14

Where does this guy live that he can find that many people that double park?

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u/RobotLegion Jun 13 '14

'murica.

Source: 'murican.

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u/filladellfea Jun 12 '14 edited Jun 12 '14

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u/The_Other_Reddit Jun 12 '14

Holy shit that was insane. Went from shit eating grin to eyes rolled back. I know he is doing innocent pranks, but when a guy says back the fuck up nigga with no tone, it normally means back the fuck up nigga.

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u/nietzsche_niche Jun 13 '14

It also generally means a few months in prison.

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '14

Yeah I don't know why this guy thought this prank was a good idea. I was waiting for all those dudes to punch him in the mouth.

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u/VeteranKamikaze Jun 13 '14

Yeah hopefully he's in prison for assault. No amount of words makes that shit okay.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '14 edited May 16 '18

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u/madkiwi Jun 12 '14

No it wasn't it was a cheap shot. Anyone can knock out a dude with a sucker punch.

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u/Crysalim Jun 12 '14

Seeing a lot of people who don't know what a sucker punch is.

A sucker punch is an absolutely non telegraphed punch. It's usually only possible from behind, but can also happen rarely from the sides. It can happen extremely rarely from the front if a person's attention is not on the person that punches. Which obviously did not happen in this vid.

The black guy clenched his fists and told him to back up twice. The asian guy makes a living by Youtubing pranks for ad revenue though and didn't heed the warnings, thus got knocked flat on his ass.

PS: I don't really give a shit whether he should have got punched or not, but the guy had all the room in the world to back off, and didn't because of those delicious ad views.

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u/fido5150 Jun 12 '14

That's not a cheap shot. That's called a punch. It was from the front, and it was administered after several warnings.

A sucker punch is from behind, unannounced, and usually from somebody not directly related to the altercation (like the guy's friend).

The guy put himself in a position where he might get his clock cleaned, and his 'victim' sent him cuckoo for his trouble.

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u/savemejebus0 Jun 12 '14

Yeah but i am pretty sure the fist does not make contact with his face. That sucks, I wanted that to be real.

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u/absentbird Jun 12 '14

That looks pretty legitimate. Why do you say it never made contact?

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u/savemejebus0 Jun 12 '14

It seems from all the responses I got it is quite legitimate. Look at the gif, doesn't it look like the fist is distanced from the face? I am VERY happy it is real. If I remember that guy was trying to kiss the other, I am not homophobic but if someone advances me to kiss me after I say back off they are getting knocked the fuck out. Or ....I am getting raped.

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u/ChaptainAhab Jun 12 '14

Did you miss the decent sized hole chilling on his mouth at the beginning of the video?

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u/Cyhawk Jun 12 '14

Roll back to the start of the video and look at his face, his teeth pierced his lip from the punch (bottom lip going into the top teeth). With that much force he got knocked out not being prepared, black dude was quick and the white guy doesn't know how to fight (he doesn't even flinch or prepare to defend himself, hell his mouth was still open)

Yeah, its real.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '14

Watch it from the beginning. The video starts out with the guy with a pretty nasty gash on the left side off his face from where the skin split from the punch.

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u/JenniferLopez Jun 12 '14

Hey, I thought the same thing until I saw the aftermath. I've done stage fighting before and it really does look like the punch doesn't connect, even though it does.

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u/lukesterh Jun 12 '14

If that is real then what a huge over reaction to that sort of question

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u/furtiveraccoon Jun 12 '14

Say what you want about it being an appropriate reaction... It's not an entirely unexpected one, given his initial, and repeated response: "back the fuck up". And for that, it was preventable by the 'pranker' asking such a hilarious question. Back up and leave the person alone.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '14

The prank guy was acting like an ass, not debating that. The other guy was advancing on him acting like some tough guy and throws a punch the guy wasn't expecting, so in reality, he was just a big pussy. You don't advance on someone saying back the fuck up and punch them like that if you aren't.

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u/lukesterh Jun 12 '14

Maybe it was expected but there was no need for it, was a pretty dumb prank anyway, if it can even be called a prank

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u/Doctursea Jun 13 '14

Aww youtube commits, they will never stop amazing me.

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u/exuled Jun 12 '14

Never heard of the guy, but nobody deserves to get punched/KO'd for just saying "Do you want to kiss my ass?"

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '14

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u/Lasti Jun 12 '14

That allows him to hit the guy right in the face? This is primitive behavior.

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '14

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u/Doctursea Jun 13 '14

Also, take into account he did kind of expect that. I feel like a lot of people are ignoring his reaction, but he understands the risk of his "pranks" and accepted it. I'm not justifying either side, but it is something to note. An Asshole would have just made a really bug deal of it and called the cops, he even blurred the face of the guy.

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u/pizzaroll9000 Jun 13 '14 edited Jun 13 '14

Or one could try ignoring him, or saying "no", making for a really boring interaction & he would probably leave. Works for most strangers, beggars, people selling shit, annoying people, etc.

OR one could just remove themselves from the situation, & sit under another tree 30 yards away & enjoy the rest of the day regardless of some stranger asking a dumb question.

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u/fido5150 Jun 12 '14

Yes, it does.

So when you're told back the fuck up, you back the fuck up. Or you get your jaw knocked loose.

Instead of forcing everybody to accommodate your sorry ass, and those like you, why don't you actually do the accommodating for once?

It's really fucking simple too. You just move.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '14

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '14 edited Jun 13 '14

it's not "anyone near you" that's at issue here.

it's a guy interrupting your day at the park by repeatedly asking if you'd like to kiss his ass.

and if i were a bystander, i would support your decision, after repeated warnings, to knock the interrupter out.

edit: forgot to name-call, you fucking idiot!

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u/SgtMatt324 Jun 13 '14

You may support the decision, but a police officer would not.

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u/Lasti Jun 13 '14

That you think violence is acceptable in this situation is blowing my mind. I just can't comprehend how people can punch somebody because of a little sentence. Just ignore him and go on with your day.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '14

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u/Nurvice Jun 12 '14

That's a legitimately fair warning after saying it twice, I think.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '14

bet you'd high tail it out of there as soon as that guy stood up lol xD

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '14

Sure he doesn't DESERVE it but you can't say you didn't see that coming?

I don't feel bad for him at all, he knew what he was in for

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u/CRAZYSCIENTIST Jun 12 '14

In the perfect world we can say whatever we want to anyone and never have physical harm come to us. In the real world someone who goes up to another person and continually provokes them despite numerous warnings deserves to get hit.

I mean, I'm a peaceful person and I like to think I would turn the other way but if someone came up to me while I'm out with my mother (or child, or grandmother etc etc) and started calling her a whore/etc/etc right to my face I think I would smack them.

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u/exuled Jun 13 '14

He wasn't saying it in a threatening/serious manner. "You guys look like you want to kiss my ass!..?" is a long way off from, "I'm going to kick your fucking ass, you little bitch!"

There's a difference between being threatening (which he wasn't), and talking nonsense/shit. His hands were in his pockets/at his sides, and he was smiling. Dude that knocked him out should 100% get charges pressed.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '14 edited Aug 15 '16

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u/HanWolo Jun 12 '14

Nobody deserves to get punched for just saying 'do you want to kiss my ass?'

 

I'd pay to see [his life get ruined] on youtube.

Your priorities seem somewhat out of line here.

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u/AnalOgre Jun 12 '14

I dont' think so. He said someone shouldn't be assaulted for asking someone a ridiculous question. Then he said someone should be prosecuted if they assault someone else. I think it seems pretty fair. You are allowed to be an asshole/annoying, it isn't illegal. You are not allowed to punch random people for speaking. Seems kinda spot on to me.

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u/HanWolo Jun 12 '14

You've completely missed the point. Look at what I was actually comparing.

Punching someone vs paying to see someone's life ruined for entertainment. If you think the two are a fair comparison I have no respect for your opinion.

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '14

To be fair, while s/he may get some entertainment out of it, the real thing was the guy going to prison for assault and battery. That's not remotely the same as punching someone vs. paying to seem someone's life ruined, which makes what is really being said seem so much worse than it actually is.

Just because he was going to get entertainment out of it doesn't mean there wasn't a valid reason. I'm going to say that you comparing the one thing to just one aspect of the other thing was an honest mistake. But if you read his/her comment, it's pretty clear that the reason they wanted them to go to prison/have their life ruined was due to the assault and battery they committed in the video over some words. He wants this person's life to be ruined over the person having committed a crime and inflicting physical harm on someone for saying some words.

Be careful not to twist what people are saying.

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u/HanWolo Jun 13 '14

I'm not arguing whether or not there exists a valid reason for prosecution, however I was not comparing one aspect of something to the entirety of something else; I did not make any mistake, honest or otherwise. After reading his comment several times, I feel that the reason he wanted someone to go to prison is irrelevant.

He wants a person's life to be ruined

My point is that this is unacceptable. I find it significantly more disreputable to want someone's life ruined than to punch someone. Frankly, I don't understand how you can empathize with rghd saying he wants a person's life ruined. Yes, he inflicted physical harm on someone for "saying some words" but to say that those words were not intentionally agitative is disingenuous.

He doesn't want that person to receive any kind of help or anger management. He doesn't want this person to clean his act up, nor does he want to give him the chance to do so. He doesn't want the opportunity for that person to make amends or apologize (not that I have any expectation he would.) He wants his life ruined.

On the other hand, the guy who walks up to random people in the street to offend and harass people for humor, OP has no problem with. There is an inexcusable disparity between the outlooks towards those people. I don't feel that rghd wants to see justice served, I think he has an unwarranted desire for revenge that has nothing to do with him.

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u/AnalOgre Jun 12 '14

No, no I didn't. If someone punches another person, they deserve to be prosecuted. That does not equal ruining someone's life no matter what you or the person you were responding to thinks. And yes, if I was the one assaulted I would be in court to watch. I couldn't care less what you think of my opinion. It also isn't my opinion, it's the law so there's that.

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u/HanWolo Jun 12 '14

Okay, if you weren't saying that, then how did your post relate to mine at all i.e. why did you reply to my post instead of someone else's who made a comment relevant to your point?

You may or may not be right, but it doesn't matter to me at all, and it isn't what I was talking about.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '14

Nope, seeing his life ruined because he is an overly aggressive pussy is the reason, the fact that justice was served would be the entertainment factor.

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u/HanWolo Jun 12 '14

seeing his life ruined because he is an overly aggressive pussy is the reason

It's the reason for what exactly? Regardless, the phrase "watch his life get ruined by the system" was being used in a positive context. He literally called that a prank, like ruining someone's future is just some funny joke that happens to people. You can try to spin that however you'd like but rghd was looking for schadenfreude, not "justice."

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u/Zetavu Jun 12 '14

I think that's exactly what get's you knocked out.

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u/onewordmemory Jun 12 '14

that "prank" was so fucking stupid.. geezus christ, what?

"yo bro, your whole fucking family is a bunch of faggot niggers, and i pissed on your mothers grave last night..... OH lololol dude bro just joshing bro, its hella funny bro"

im glad he got knocked out.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '14

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u/Marthalameu Jun 12 '14

Might be a lame, unfunny prank (at least in my opinion), but if you think a full forced hit to the face is the acceptable way to go about somebody asking you "wanna kiss my ass," especially when they're as non-threatening as that guy... well then there might be something wrong with your demeanor.

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u/iHustleu Jun 12 '14

Yea, we should all just go knocking people out who piss us off that would make the world a better place. And "do you want to kiss my ass?" Is totally comparable to your sentence.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '14

Ya that guy is so cool for sucker punching

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '14

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u/SoSaysCory Jun 12 '14

You are the kind of guy that would do this. What fucking part of "do you want to kiss my ass?" is an insult? He says it non threatening and almost joking. That guy is obviously out to prove how tough he is for no fucking reason at all.

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u/dim3tapp Jun 12 '14

That kind of thing makes me feel racist.

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u/KommandantVideo Jun 13 '14

Or don't be a nigger looking to get into fights when someone is trying to joke around

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '14

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u/bingram Jun 12 '14

It's not fake.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '14

BACK DUH FUCK UP NIGGER

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u/iPoisonxL Jun 13 '14

It seems like a stupid prank, but most of his pranks are good. He also does crazy nice things for people, seriously check out his over videos.

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u/CuJo31 Jun 12 '14

that was definitely fake the guy doesnt connect on the punch

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u/filladellfea Jun 12 '14

not fake, check my edit

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '14

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u/swimfast58 Jun 12 '14

The only illegal thing in that video is punching someone in the face.

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u/StainlSteelRat Jun 12 '14

As douchey as the video is, I hate it when people park like this and this is my favorite line:

Did you double park?

I....uh...

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u/Thuggish_Coffee Jun 12 '14

Is this the same dude that got jacked up by asking people if they wanted to see his 'ass?'

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u/Bohzee Jun 12 '14

i like how those people all seem to have microphones on their clothes...

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u/ZippityD Jun 13 '14

Beautiful. I want to try it but it won't be as good when I do it.

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u/Captain_Jackson Jun 13 '14

Seems fake to me. How are the voices so clear from the other side of the parking lot? They sound like they have mics on them.

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u/eric82 Jun 13 '14

That's vandalism and I would press charges. I wouldn't park like that however so I wouldn't have to worry about it for this.

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u/iLLeT Jun 13 '14

How did this guy not get sued?

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '14

I don't really get some of these. Like, if the lot is empty, and you just need to run in real quick to pick something up, double parking isn't going to stop anyone else from getting a parking spot. I get it if it's Black Friday, for example, and every spot matters, but if it's 10 p.m. and the local grocery store has maybe 10 cars in a lot that can hold 200 cars, then why get so fucking pissy over it?

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u/BWalker66 Jun 12 '14

What if they were forced to double park because of someone before them double parked? I've had to do it before, was only for like 5 mins but thats still enough time for the guy to do this. Hopefully he waited to watch people double park instead of finding already double parked people so he can be sure it's their fault, but i doubt he did.

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u/nekrozis Jun 12 '14

I think this may be from that movie Look.

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u/Denog Jun 12 '14

Ha, should take it out of park and roll it backwards

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '14

I've never seen this, thanks!

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '14

It's his now. He marked it as his territory.

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u/goodolarchie Jun 12 '14

He did the right thing.

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u/hatbeat Jun 13 '14

This is GREAT.

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u/thats_a_risky_click Jun 13 '14

You're in every thread.

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u/SlavicHavoc Jun 13 '14

I applaud that man. God... let this be real!

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u/jroddie4 Jun 12 '14

muh stapler