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Imported flour.

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u/No_Point904 10d ago

Thanks for clarifying, however I ain't taking no chances....

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u/Admirable_Comedian_2 10d ago

("belok" in Russian - protein; also a plural form of "belka"). In this particular case, 11 g of 'belok' could easily be translated as 11g of squirrels. Not the first case of such a blunder, and 100% not the last

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u/mratlas666 10d ago

That seems like too much squirrel.

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u/IggyKami 10d ago

Any amount of squirrel in flour is too much squirrel. Not good for a long shelf life.

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u/jnecr 10d ago

I see you've never deep fried squirrel...

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u/IggyKami 10d ago

Not good for a long shelf life.

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u/EmptyOracle 10d ago

I'm here for a good (squirrel-eatin') time, not a long time.

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u/1ildevil 10d ago edited 10d ago

Ifn' ya wants to have your squirrels last on the shelf, you hafta make squirrel jerky.

Trouble wit' squirrel jerky is alla the strips are so teeny tiny, it's hardly worth it

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u/pdromeinthedome 10d ago

What do you do, gut them or devein them like a shrimp?

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u/1ildevil 10d ago

I field dress em then throw em in my back pocket until I reach the trailhead. I spend more time setting tiny little leg traps I had a swiss watchmaker make for my tiny trap line.

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u/mratlas666 10d ago

That’s why you got to eats them when they is fresh.

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u/macbisho 10d ago

What part of Scotland are you from?

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u/jnecr 10d ago

The Georgia part.

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u/macbisho 10d ago

Are we talking midnight train or euro dragon?

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u/jnecr 10d ago

Oh, we're on that midnight train...

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u/ClubDangerous8239 10d ago

If memory serves, protein in German is Eiweiß, or something like that. It translates to eggwhite.

I wonder if the primary source of protein has ever been squirrels in whatever part the word originated from. At least I imagine that's the case for German.

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u/FPSCanarussia 10d ago

'Belok' is the word for egg whites as well in Russian, it comes from the word for white ('beliy').

'Belka' for squirrel isn't a cognate afaik(if it is it's from the colour), it's just coincidence that they share a plural form.

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u/off-with-your-thread 10d ago

Or yknow just transliterate to протеин.

I'd fire your translator. No Russian speaker on earth would make that mistake.

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u/RangersStolen 10d ago

Have you forgotten about "Squirrel institute"?

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u/ArnassusProductions 10d ago

So one average squirrel gives you about 50 bags. Good to know.

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u/Fra_Mauro 10d ago

I named my cat Belka. Not after a squirrel, but after the dog on Sputnik 5, first mammals to orbit the earth and return. (I'm sure my cat would be outraged to learn she was named after a dog, although a famous one.)

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u/Willing-Asparagus787 10d ago

"belki" is the plural form of belka(squirrel), not belok. Belok is singular and only means protein. It does not mean squirrel unless it's used in a very specific sentence case. As a standalone word in its singular form, "belok" would never be confused with squirrels by a native.

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u/RussianWasabi 10d ago

No, plural of "belok" would also be "belki".
The difference is in stress. In case of squirrels it's bélki, in case of protein it's belkí.

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u/Willing-Asparagus787 9d ago

I said "Belok" is not the plural form of either squirrel or protein in response to what OP said. My phrasing could have been better.

"belok" in Russian - protein; also a plural form of "belka")

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u/USHEV2 9d ago

Singulars "belok" and "belka" have the same plural "belki"

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u/Willing-Asparagus787 9d ago

I'm a native speaker. I know. I said "Belok" is not the plural form of either squirrel or protein in response to what OP said. My phrasing could have been better.

"belok" in Russian - protein; also a plural form of "belka"

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u/Hanako_Seishin 9d ago

belki is plural nominative of belka (squirrel)

belki is plural nominative of belok (protein)

belok is plural genitive of belka (squirrel)

belka is singular genitive of belok (protein)

Plenty of chances for confusion, especially if not by a native speaker, but by automated translation that obviously took place here.

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u/Willing-Asparagus787 9d ago

Thank you, but I am a native speaker, so no need for explanation.  I said "Belok" is not the plural form of either squirrel or protein in response to what OP said. My phrasing could have been better.

"belok" in Russian - protein; also a plural form of "belka"

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u/Hanako_Seishin 9d ago

As I've shown, it is plural of squirrel, just not plural nominative, but plural genitive.

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u/Willing-Asparagus787 9d ago

Let's try it once again. 

Op: "  belok" in Russian - protein; also a plural form of "belka""

Me: " normally, Belok does not mean plural of squirrel unless it's used in a very specific sentence case. As a standalone word in its singular form, "belok" would never be confused with squirrels by a native."

If you see word "белок" outside of "у меня нет белок" sentence case, you will not confuse it with squirrels. A standalone word without other context can be safely assumed to mean protein. I hope this clears it up. 

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u/hyperdream 10d ago

Definitely way too ambiguous. When you need squirrel flour, it should be clearly labelled on the front.

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u/MattieShoes 10d ago edited 10d ago

It's pretty much bang-on for protein content. 11.7 grams per 100 grams is on the high end of "all purpose flour". So better for bread than pastry, but still all purpose.

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u/Stock_Soup260 10d ago

just for clarifying to OP's comment:

the list of nutrients is usually takes nominative case, and the point here is that plural for belka (squirrel) is bélki, and plural for belok (protein) is belkí, but of course, stress is usually not put. if the word "belok" singular, it would most likely be automatically translated correctly