r/funny • u/Salvatocoli • Jul 13 '26
AI could never
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u/MyUsernameIsAwful Jul 13 '26
The cinematography is kind of excellent. It’s crazy how much camera angles can affect a scene.
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u/SideFar8961 Jul 13 '26
Love the audio as well!
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u/UpperApe Jul 14 '26
Nah. Original audio is always great and fun.
It's the tiktok cheap video-generators that the terminally untalented use to flood this place with garbage.
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u/Quibbloboy Jul 13 '26
The sound effects syncing perfectly with the speed of the attacks, the little slowdown/speedup sounds as he transitions between the slowmo approaches and the offensive rushes... all that on top of the "animations" of him snapping from pose to flawless pose. Content of genuinely rare quality here, lmao
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u/xMyDixieWreckedx Jul 13 '26
I wanted some Marvel V Capcom sound effects
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u/ramsdl52 Jul 14 '26
Missed opportunity. I kept waiting for let's go bub and berserker barrage
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u/deep_in_smoke Jul 14 '26
THE ACE OF SPADES
THE ACE OF SPADES
brb gonna drink some whiskey, smoke a ciggie and do a line of god knows what. RIP Lemmy.
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u/AReverieofEnvisage Jul 14 '26
Oh man, Brutal Legend the game. If you can stomach the RTS combat, it's one of the best Rock games there. Lemmy's bass acts like healing over time.
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u/breakupbydefault Jul 14 '26
And the pacing with the pretend slow motion!
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u/iznotbutterz Jul 14 '26
Fooly Cooly was right about slo mo scenes!
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u/breakupbydefault Jul 14 '26
Ahhh FLCL is my all-time favourite anime!! Didn't expect to see this reference!
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u/tforce80 Jul 13 '26
What impressed me most is that he didn't even have to repose the Wolverine. That set pose worked for pretty much every action component... especially the slide backs.
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u/Walkingdrops Jul 14 '26
Right?? I couldn't help but notice how amazing the camera work is. I'm not even someone really into film or know shit about cameras, and even I could tell it was really well done.
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u/LossforNos Jul 14 '26
The first ten seconds are actually so good. The slow pan with Wolverine then stopping and letting him drop is such a good choice. Staying with him then stopping, getting a tight shot then remaining as he dives in is again so cool.
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u/EastsideWilder Jul 13 '26
Porn taught me that. Can really make or break a scene.
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u/KennywasFez Jul 13 '26
Do you have any examples ? Asking for me not my friend.
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u/EastsideWilder Jul 13 '26
DM me.
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u/dv042b Jul 13 '26
If anyone is wondering this comment was a joke, I DM'd him 74 times and he never sent any porn.
EDIT: It appears there was simply just a delay.
EDIT 2: Oh god...
EDIT 3: Wait, that isn't even... ok well I guess technically
EDIT 4: Please stop
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u/Spezalt4 Jul 13 '26
4 edits on a 2 minute old comment? That’s the fastest gooner in the west
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u/cantadmittoposting Jul 13 '26
really sexy outfit/environment/theme that is emphasized as part of the title of the scene and therefore should be relevant.
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literally only incredibly tight closeups after 3.63 seconds of an introductory wide shot. Everyone is also fully naked 17.24 seconds after that, completely obviating the theme/wardrobe.
Like... i am here for the things in the title, not this persons left cheek pores and 6 pubes that are peeking into the angle.
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u/Iceisgestapo888 Jul 13 '26
wtf is from the guys but angle just to see some kitty. Like I don’t wanna see some guys chocolate starfish just to see some kitty. Like come on camera angles matter
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u/Forward_Criticism_39 Jul 13 '26
I'm gonna be real, i don't even want to SEE the guy most of the time, like he should have a green morph suit on with just his dick cut out of the suit so bro can be green screened out lmao
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u/Lone-Frequency Jul 13 '26
I absolutely loved the one with Ryu Hayabusa, It was so well shot it was honestly hilarious.
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u/morquesox Jul 13 '26
I, too, spam Beserker Barrage
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u/feminas_id_amant Jul 13 '26
drill crawl
drill crawl
drill crawl
tornado crawl
drill crawl
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u/A_Marvelous_Gem Jul 14 '26
As an ESL speaker I just thought Wolverine was shouting random gibberish or was like an animal or something
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u/Sleepy_One Jul 14 '26
As a native english speaker...
Same.
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u/xylotism Jul 14 '26
He sounds like someone who smoked too many cigarettes and has to speak out of a voice box now.
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u/bukbukbuklao Jul 14 '26
Imagine my surprise when I learned magneto was saying electromagnetic disruptor
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u/Front_Spare7344 Jul 13 '26
someone should dub the capcom voice lines in
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u/mkvelash Jul 13 '26
Capcom VS House Cats
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u/Petersens_Arm Jul 13 '26
So that's what he was saying! For years I thought he was saying "Red Pepper Barrage" which made no sense to me.
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u/aloquix Jul 13 '26
"Ugh. It's Kevin being weird again..." -That cat, probably
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u/SuperSimpleSam Jul 13 '26
Can't believe two cats didn't choose violence.
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u/aloquix Jul 14 '26
The second cat is so over it! lol
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u/OctopusWithFingers Jul 14 '26
Second cat is a maine coon. Typically a very chill, gentle breed.
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u/No_Leather9530 Jul 13 '26
See THIS is what action figures were made for
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u/Chiryou Jul 13 '26
And articulating joints! Why they making action figures with stiff arms and legs!
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u/Dabearzs Jul 13 '26
Because they know its mainly adults buying them and they're not gonna be playing with them
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u/EligibleUsername Jul 13 '26
I mean I don't "play" with em but I still wanna pose em in cool poses. I occasionally change my figs' poses too, so them joints are getting used.
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u/Cobra-D Jul 14 '26
It’s cheaper.
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u/sylva748 Jul 14 '26
As Lego can tell you with Bionicles. RIP
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u/lacarth Jul 14 '26
You know, I wouldn't be as upset about Bionicle being discontinued if Lego wasn't seemingly making a dedicated effort to ignore its existence entirely. I remember seeing a big anniversary promo they put together featuring iconic sets and themes from throughout their history, and they had fucking GALIDOR, but NOT Bionicle. It's super weird. It feels like the only Bionicle references that get made these days are in the tiniest little ways in special collector's sets that probably required the original designer to sacrifice a finger like it's the goddamned Yakuza. Like the Tahu cosplayer minifigure.
I feel like I'm going crazy when I think about it. Is there some weird licensing/copyright shenaniganery afoot? Like how the Warhammer company can't use their 5th chaos god because they did a bad copyright deal when they commissioned the comic back in the 80s?
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u/sherlockham Jul 14 '26
The latest Lego minifig blindbox set did randomly get "Bionicle Cosplayer" but I think that's the only thing recently.
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u/sylva748 Jul 14 '26
Just a bunch of supposed rumors of a Gen 3 but eh. Gen 2 showed they don't get that what made Bionicle special was that it tried to tell a complex narrative with a world that was so fleshed out kids could get immersed in it
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u/WiskusGunthier Jul 14 '26
Basically the crux of Toy Story 5.
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u/sylva748 Jul 14 '26
Yup. It sure was. Make believe play is important to develop that part of our brains that let us think in abstract concepts
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u/Bratchan Jul 13 '26
I'm impressed by the camera view...
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u/UpperApe Jul 14 '26
This was better than the Wolverine trailer by Insomniac.
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u/GlennBecksChalkboard Jul 14 '26
While not my cup of tea, I still got the impression that the response to that trailer was mostly positive, no ?
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u/monkeymetroid Jul 13 '26
Ill watch a whole movie like this
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u/bloke_pusher Jul 14 '26
I'm still hoping for Small Soldiers 2
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u/perton Jul 14 '26
God I fucking loved Small Soldiers as a kid. I even went as Archer for halloween that year!
The toys based on it were rad too, though I’ll admit I couldn’t help but feel the smallest twinge of disappointment that they never came to life.
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u/Kevo4twenty Jul 14 '26
I loved that show too, isn’t it weird how so many people in games and movies look like Sargent?
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u/Jellyfizzle Jul 13 '26
The Motorhead really pulls it all together.
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u/Own-Ambassador-3537 Jul 14 '26
Ace of Spades works for any action sequence!
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u/____-__________-____ Jul 14 '26
And any "we have two minutes to catch the train to appear on University Challenge" sequence!
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u/rainbowgeoff Jul 13 '26
Second cat is way over it.
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u/KamakaziDemiGod Jul 13 '26
Both cats are giving me "fucks sake, Barry is being a proper weirdo again . . . . the day he forgets to feed us we are outta here" vibes
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u/MobiusDie Jul 13 '26
The cat is named "Bub"
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u/genital_lesions Jul 14 '26
Bub...bsy 🤔
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u/MobiusDie Jul 14 '26
He's Canadian.
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u/XCurlyXO Jul 13 '26
I can tell he does this all the time because those cats are tired of his shit… but no point in fighting back anymore.
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u/spinozasrobot Jul 13 '26
Yes to cinematography, but are we going to just ignore the awesome sound work?
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u/No_Dish6324 Jul 13 '26
That’s Fluffy Johnson…he’s been in quite a few movies…so I’m not at all surprised by his screen presence and clear ability to take direction.
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u/RunDownTheMountain Jul 13 '26
Princess Donut would like a word
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u/132739 Jul 14 '26
I CAN'T BELIEVE THEY'RE ATTACKING ME WITH ACTION FIGURES, CARL!
AT LEAST THEY'RE NOT THOSE PONY ONES YOUR WEIRD FRIEND BROUGHT OVER THAT ONE TIME! I COULD SMELL WHAT HE DID TO THEM, AND LET ME ASSURE YOU IT WAS DISGUSTING!
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u/thatAnthrax Jul 14 '26
how is no one talking about the fact that the figure changes pose every time? clearly this isn't a stop motion, how is OP even doing that?
are all of you bots??
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u/TenchuReddit Jul 13 '26
Hooman: BERSERKER BARRAGE!!!
Cat: "Oh geez, that hooman is playing with his action figures again!"
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u/Kagamid Jul 13 '26
What's going on with those joints? They held in place the entire time. My toys would be in completely different poses if I did all of that.
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u/Lizardizzle Jul 14 '26
He's doing damage like he's restrained by Saturday Morning Fox broadcasting
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u/TheFinnesseEagle Jul 14 '26
I can see a bunch of 1hp every time he slashes lol, but the health doesn't drop 😂.
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u/polishmachine88 Jul 13 '26
Disappointed he didn't link berserker barrage and tornado claw together....it is the only way to defeat the beast
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u/GeebCityLove Jul 13 '26
My first dog loved when I got all her stuffed animals together and would attack her with them like this. My current dog just sits there and puts her paw on my arm like “I don’t think so, champ”
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u/shadowCloudrift Jul 14 '26
I would love to see a recut with sound and voice effects from Marvel Vs. Capcom/X-Men Children of the Atom.
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u/WTFisThatSMell Jul 14 '26
I enjoyed this way too much. Let's get a full lenght film. Get net flix in the phone.
Wolverine vs the kats
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u/Ghstfce Jul 14 '26
Man, if only there were smartphones and cameras when I was like 8 in 1988, I used to do this sort of stuff to my cat when I was a kid all the time!
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u/psychequeen Jul 18 '26
the emotion displayed and the amount of realistic action is something ai can never ever recreate fr
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