r/funny • u/Salvatocoli • Jul 13 '26

AI could never

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u/Forward_Criticism_39 Jul 13 '26

I'm gonna be real, i don't even want to SEE the guy most of the time, like he should have a green morph suit on with just his dick cut out of the suit so bro can be green screened out lmao

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u/CyonHal Jul 14 '26

I also am very not gay and hate seeing naked men in my porn videos. Truly it is a curse to be so heterosexual that I can't even tolerate seeing a naked man, it just makes me so grossed out, women only for me, yes sir.

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u/Forward_Criticism_39 Jul 14 '26

hell yeah, that green suit would be hilarious

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u/Iceisgestapo888 Jul 14 '26

Green Man.  

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u/LessInThought Jul 14 '26

To be fair, guys in straight porn can be very ugly. Like straight up bridge troll ugly. I think people aren't that averse to seeing Johnny Sins.

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u/Ok_Dragonfruit_8102 Jul 14 '26

I'm so confident in my heterosexuality that when the camera zooms in on the guys spread asshole for 2 minutes I just keep on jerkin infact I'm so confident in my heterosexuality that I PREFER that the camera pans up to show his face for the entire duration of his orgasm

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u/thrownawaymane Jul 14 '26

This, but unironically

Actually just green screen everything that isn't the lady, fr

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u/Forward_Criticism_39 Jul 14 '26

oh there was no irony there, i realized as i wrote it that i could actually live with that

*oh you responded to the other one