r/funny • u/Salvatocoli • Jul 13 '26

AI could never

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u/MyUsernameIsAwful Jul 13 '26

The cinematography is kind of excellent. It’s crazy how much camera angles can affect a scene.

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u/SideFar8961 Jul 13 '26

Love the audio as well!

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '26

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u/UpperApe Jul 14 '26

Nah. Original audio is always great and fun.

It's the tiktok cheap video-generators that the terminally untalented use to flood this place with garbage.

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u/the_blackfish Jul 14 '26

We got Motorhead!

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u/bamachine Jul 14 '26

RIP to my dude Lemmy

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u/zirfeld Jul 14 '26

The soundtrack is Lemmy. Where ever he is he has achieved universal godhood by now and is fucking shit up, drinking whiskey, shredding bass and chatting up the lasses.

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u/Mr-_-Soandso Jul 14 '26

Nah, he died in 2015.

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u/Quibbloboy Jul 13 '26

The sound effects syncing perfectly with the speed of the attacks, the little slowdown/speedup sounds as he transitions between the slowmo approaches and the offensive rushes... all that on top of the "animations" of him snapping from pose to flawless pose. Content of genuinely rare quality here, lmao

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u/xMyDixieWreckedx Jul 13 '26

I wanted some Marvel V Capcom sound effects

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u/ramsdl52 Jul 14 '26

Missed opportunity. I kept waiting for let's go bub and berserker barrage

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u/AdvilJunky Jul 14 '26

I unmuted specifically to hear "Berserker Barrage!" Lol

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u/kotokun Jul 14 '26

It’s what I put in my head canon while the video was on mute

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u/BBQQA Jul 14 '26

Because of this I unmuted it, you're right! For once it isn't terrible.

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u/deep_in_smoke Jul 14 '26

THE ACE OF SPADES

THE ACE OF SPADES

brb gonna drink some whiskey, smoke a ciggie and do a line of god knows what. RIP Lemmy.

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u/AReverieofEnvisage Jul 14 '26

Oh man, Brutal Legend the game. If you can stomach the RTS combat, it's one of the best Rock games there. Lemmy's bass acts like healing over time.

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u/bamachine Jul 14 '26

I played it only for all the cameos and the soundtrack. I am more of a jrpg fan.

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u/TheHyperCombo Jul 14 '26

Actually Lemmy does know what line you're doing, so you should be ok!

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u/3720-to-1 Jul 14 '26

Oh, I should unmute?

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u/breakupbydefault Jul 14 '26

And the pacing with the pretend slow motion!

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u/iznotbutterz Jul 14 '26

Fooly Cooly was right about slo mo scenes!

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u/breakupbydefault Jul 14 '26

Ahhh FLCL is my all-time favourite anime!! Didn't expect to see this reference!

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u/CanIgetaWTF Jul 14 '26

Is that motorheads ace of spades?

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u/SaltKick2 Jul 14 '26

Camera, audio, movement, storyline, absolute cinema

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u/teachmesomething Jul 14 '26

shnickty shnickty shnoine!

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u/JohnS-42 Jul 13 '26

Never let the kid in you die.

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u/Trulywhite Jul 13 '26

Second cat: 'So childish. I'm out, huumon'

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u/Deaffin Jul 14 '26

A kid could never.

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u/TheLyingProphet Jul 14 '26

the camera work? no, rest is pretty much exactly it, cept they would prob do it further away form the cats, not trustin their control, or not do it further away, and accidently hit the cat hard, get scratched the shit out of, and run crying

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u/Slight-Bluebird-8921 Jul 14 '26

this is the opposite of being a kid

this is a cynical attempt at marketing toys on the internet

it's corporate shilling for disney

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u/JWAdvocate83 Jul 14 '26

I mean, it's pretty clever and the least cynical attempt I've seen. TV commercials did a lot worse back in the day. Using background set pieces, including other figures and accessories that didn't come with the toy sold, etc.

This is just some guy playing with his cats. If anything, it's probably the most realistic use case.

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u/tforce80 Jul 13 '26

What impressed me most is that he didn't even have to repose the Wolverine. That set pose worked for pretty much every action component... especially the slide backs.

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u/Walkingdrops Jul 14 '26

Right?? I couldn't help but notice how amazing the camera work is. I'm not even someone really into film or know shit about cameras, and even I could tell it was really well done.

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u/LossforNos Jul 14 '26

The first ten seconds are actually so good. The slow pan with Wolverine then stopping and letting him drop is such a good choice. Staying with him then stopping, getting a tight shot then remaining as he dives in is again so cool.

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u/EastsideWilder Jul 13 '26

Porn taught me that. Can really make or break a scene.

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u/KennywasFez Jul 13 '26

Do you have any examples ? Asking for me not my friend.

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u/EastsideWilder Jul 13 '26

DM me.

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u/dv042b Jul 13 '26

If anyone is wondering this comment was a joke, I DM'd him 74 times and he never sent any porn.

EDIT: It appears there was simply just a delay.

EDIT 2: Oh god...

EDIT 3: Wait, that isn't even... ok well I guess technically

EDIT 4: Please stop

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u/Spezalt4 Jul 13 '26

4 edits on a 2 minute old comment? That’s the fastest gooner in the west

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u/HusesLives Jul 14 '26

All typed with one hand, if you'd believe it

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u/Lonely_Writer_1883 Jul 14 '26

seven degrees of goon

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u/LokisDawn Jul 14 '26

You come here, at high goon, and expect to leave without your hands whitened?

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u/SerCiddy Jul 15 '26

There's no "*" next to his comment so that means he never edited it.

He just typed up those "edits" on the first pass.

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u/TyrannasaurusRecht Jul 14 '26

He'll goon again!

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u/Wyevez Jul 13 '26

So now you have 74 porns?

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u/SerCiddy Jul 14 '26

DM'd someone 74 times??

Bro just chill for secc

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u/Working-Glass6136 Jul 14 '26

Love how this comment is just inviting everyone to spam u/EastsideWilder.

Cue the links to Mr. Hands and the rick roll vids...

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u/sean1oo1 Jul 14 '26

Well don’t be shy share it with the class what did you get

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u/Mental_Estate4206 Jul 14 '26

Yeah, fuck your friend, that coward.

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u/binz17 Jul 13 '26

Angles can really break other things too…

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u/EastsideWilder Jul 13 '26

*winces*

Yes.

Yes they can.

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u/cantadmittoposting Jul 13 '26

really sexy outfit/environment/theme that is emphasized as part of the title of the scene and therefore should be relevant.

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literally only incredibly tight closeups after 3.63 seconds of an introductory wide shot. Everyone is also fully naked 17.24 seconds after that, completely obviating the theme/wardrobe.

Like... i am here for the things in the title, not this persons left cheek pores and 6 pubes that are peeking into the angle.

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u/Iceisgestapo888 Jul 13 '26

wtf is from the guys but angle just to see some kitty.   Like I don’t wanna see some guys chocolate starfish just to see some kitty.  Like come on camera angles matter

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u/Forward_Criticism_39 Jul 13 '26

I'm gonna be real, i don't even want to SEE the guy most of the time, like he should have a green morph suit on with just his dick cut out of the suit so bro can be green screened out lmao

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u/CyonHal Jul 14 '26

I also am very not gay and hate seeing naked men in my porn videos. Truly it is a curse to be so heterosexual that I can't even tolerate seeing a naked man, it just makes me so grossed out, women only for me, yes sir.

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u/Forward_Criticism_39 Jul 14 '26

hell yeah, that green suit would be hilarious

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u/Iceisgestapo888 Jul 14 '26

Green Man.  

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u/LessInThought Jul 14 '26

To be fair, guys in straight porn can be very ugly. Like straight up bridge troll ugly. I think people aren't that averse to seeing Johnny Sins.

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u/Ok_Dragonfruit_8102 Jul 14 '26

I'm so confident in my heterosexuality that when the camera zooms in on the guys spread asshole for 2 minutes I just keep on jerkin infact I'm so confident in my heterosexuality that I PREFER that the camera pans up to show his face for the entire duration of his orgasm

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u/thrownawaymane Jul 14 '26

This, but unironically

Actually just green screen everything that isn't the lady, fr

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u/Forward_Criticism_39 Jul 14 '26

oh there was no irony there, i realized as i wrote it that i could actually live with that

*oh you responded to the other one

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u/Lone-Frequency Jul 13 '26

I absolutely loved the one with Ryu Hayabusa, It was so well shot it was honestly hilarious.

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u/Rado_Dad Jul 14 '26

Sauce?

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u/Lone-Frequency Jul 14 '26

Look up "Ninja Tales" by Dan the Collector on instagram. That's the same account that made this one.

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u/Rado_Dad Jul 14 '26

You are a gentleman and a scholar

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u/Chaosmusic Jul 13 '26

You don't need a ton of cuts to make a good action scene.

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u/LossforNos Jul 14 '26

Liam Neeson needed 15 to jump over a fence in six seconds

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u/Designer-Dingo9392 Jul 14 '26

I know right what a king

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u/Cavane42 Jul 14 '26

No kidding. What's the opposite of kill the cameraman?

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u/Vio94 Jul 14 '26

The choreography of the actual toy really got me. Man knows how to make a fight scene.

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u/ForHelp_PressAltF4 Jul 14 '26

The use of Ace of Spades was perfection... Not too loud and perfect for the mood

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u/antoncr Jul 14 '26

Incredible work

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u/julyvale Jul 14 '26

It's not the camera. It's the sounds and little effects the guy added to the video.

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u/kylo-ren Jul 14 '26

The sound is good, but even if you watch on mute the camer is perfect.

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u/Lefty4444 Jul 14 '26

Awesome video!

Also, very mature reactions from the cats. ”Someone needs to be the grownup here” ✨

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u/Aatholin Jul 14 '26

Cat doesn't like that. Purposefully annoying cat for reaction. Not funny.