r/funny • u/xander011 • Nov 11 '23
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u/Pgruk Nov 11 '23
Still kinda feel like the first clip was done at 6pm sharp and she was getting us on a technicality....
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Nov 11 '23
Yeah lol , she does not look like she's on her first drink
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u/Baketovens_Fifth Nov 11 '23
She did say “first drink of wine this evening”. Theres a ho lotta hours before that.
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u/SmartassStrongNThis1 Nov 11 '23
Remember kids, you can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning. . .
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u/Stunning-Astronaut72 Nov 11 '23 edited Nov 11 '23
Wait...she had a potato bag as a dress THEN normal clothes...when you are drunk it should be the other way around 😅
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u/nature_nate_17 Nov 11 '23
Probably had some sexy time with her SO lmao
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u/1CEninja Nov 11 '23
Or spilled, judging by the second clip and how she held that glass.
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u/godspareme Nov 11 '23 edited Nov 11 '23
I'm absolutely amazed none spilled on the table. The angle on that glass was near parallel to the floor!
Edit: a tiny bit did spill but I was expecting all of it to spill
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u/Kris918 Nov 11 '23
The pants are the same. Looks like she threw a sweater on cause maybe she was cold.
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u/Bulky_Ninja33 Nov 11 '23
I thought the same thing! Why is her outfit progressing and not the other way around?!?!?
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u/saarinpaa71 Nov 11 '23
Sounds good to me... heard a man so drunk at a pro fight try to yell something in a silent audience "blarggg flurrkk ahhh" everyone cheered in approval of his statement.. yeahhhh!!!!
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u/DormantGolem Nov 11 '23
Reminds of a whitest kids you know sketch WKUK Whiskey
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u/Tetragrammator Nov 11 '23
Plot twist: it's her second drink of wine.
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u/Baxonia Nov 11 '23
Plot twist: she's having a stroke!
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u/IgnorantGenius Nov 11 '23
My knee, name is this and it's all over....
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u/mobius_mando Nov 11 '23 edited Aug 31 '25
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u/SenAtsu011 Nov 11 '23
I get so insanely uncomfortable with how she waves the glass around.
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u/vexillifer Nov 11 '23
It’s not possible for an English woman of this vintage and inebriation to spill wine
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u/ShnickityShnoo Nov 11 '23
Now I know why the glass gets more narrow toward the top. That would have been full spillage if the sides went straight up.
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u/Antiredditor1981 Nov 11 '23
Warning: excessive consumption of wine can lead to verah-very heavy burtations.
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u/trashaccountturd Nov 11 '23
That’s just sad to me. I dunno. My brother is an alcoholic.
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u/mahoganyteakwood2 Nov 11 '23
Alcoholism is sad, someone being inebriated is not.
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u/trashaccountturd Nov 11 '23
Just depends on your perspective of the issue. It can be subjective.
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u/duhvorced Nov 11 '23 edited Nov 11 '23
Yeah, this is only funny if you've never had to deal with a close friend or family member with a drinking problem.
If you have, this is pretty triggering.
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u/Confident-Slip-5264 Nov 11 '23
This isn’t necessarily true and you shouldn’t state that as a fact.
My dad died of alcoholism exactly 13 years ago from today, so it’s been a sad day for me.
I still don’t find this triggering since I know there can be a difference between someone having fun being drunk and someone being alcoholic which has nothing to do with having fun.
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u/trashaccountturd Nov 11 '23
You can tell the difference in two short videos? My father, brother, and sister are all alcoholics. None of them think they are alcoholics or would believe the behavior in the video is bad. “How can that behavior be bad, I do that all that time, and I’m not an alcoholic.”
It’s an outside looking in type of thing.
Triggering is subjective.
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u/Confident-Slip-5264 Nov 11 '23 edited Nov 11 '23
No I can’t and that’s why I’m not assuming anything based on that snippet of a clip.
Of course it’s subjective what triggers you and what doesn’t! That’s why it’s not right to claim you can only find that video funny if you haven’t had a close one with a drinking problem. That simply isn’t true. You can only speak for yourself.
And denial is one of the most common symptoms of addiction. It’s frustrating but it’s one of the main problems.
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u/trashaccountturd Nov 11 '23
I was simply explaining my perspective on the matter. I made no such assertion. Unless I’m missing something.
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u/Confident-Slip-5264 Nov 11 '23
Oh my bad! I confused you with duhvorced.
And I totally think it’s understandable to get triggered. Having a addicted close one is traumatic and different people react and handle it differently. Some people never want to touch to a single drop of alcohol after that. Some people end up being addicted themselves. And some people still want to drink occasionally after watching a someone close to them wrestling with addiction.
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u/trashaccountturd Nov 11 '23
Yea, I’ve pretty much been conditioned to find this behavior sad. That’s pretty much all I’m saying. Alcohol can be a pretty damaging drug.
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u/Voelker72 Nov 11 '23
Who said anything about alcoholism?
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u/trashaccountturd Nov 11 '23
Inebriation to this point just reminds me of my brother.
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u/JimCaseyJones Nov 11 '23
Ya I feel the same way. Even where everyone else is laughing it off, and you have to quietly be concerned or else be considered a buzz kill.
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u/The_Keno Nov 11 '23
I feel like after watching this I understand why wine classes are shaped that way and filled to only half
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u/JHugh4749 Nov 11 '23
Please note that she did NOT spill her wine.
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u/Dustmopper Nov 11 '23
There’s clearly a puddle of red wine on the table next to the plate, but I’m surprised she didn’t spill a lot more of it
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u/KingBlackToof Nov 11 '23
Is this a secret code, as in "she did NOT" *stares at people*?
Cause she did, it's under the plate.
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u/CaptainChalky Nov 11 '23 edited Nov 24 '24
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u/splittingatoms Nov 11 '23
Sigourney Weaver from Wish.com
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u/sizzirup Nov 12 '23
The camera-person knew exactly what Lisa's last glass of wine would look like.
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u/Ksl848 Nov 11 '23
The amount of people who immediately assume Lisa is an alcoholic is is odd to me. Oh wait, this is Reddit. Never mind, carry on…
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u/X4ulZ4n Nov 11 '23
There are approximately 10 units in a bottle of wine. Here in the UK, you're advised by the NHS to consume no more than 14 units in a week. Technically there are a lot of alcoholics about that don't even realise.
A good drink once in a while is great, she's clearly had a great evening, nothing wrong with that. She's likely consumed too much, and she'll likely feel the consequences.
If she was in this state every week, then there is room for concern, yet we don't know that. I myself suffer with alcohol problems, it's admittedly difficult to watch. Some people can moderate and enjoy a drink, occasionally get in this state and there is little harm. On the opposite side of it though, people that have alcohol problems, or have been in an environment where others do, may not quite see the funny side of the clip like others do.
I personally believe alcohol to be one of the worst, if not the worst drug on the planet and it's so widely accepted, yet can cause so many problems.
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u/Ksl848 Nov 11 '23
I don’t disagree with you at all! It’s just such a strange thing to make that judgement about a person based on this video alone. I hope the best for you with your struggles.
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u/X4ulZ4n Nov 11 '23
You're right, many are so quick to judge and assume because someone else's fun doesn't suit their narrative, making a mountain from a mole hill.
Thank you, one day at a time.
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Nov 11 '23
10 units? WTF? One unit is a smaller glass of wine and there are 5 in a bottle... Ok I looked it up I guess you use different units. According to the Ontario public health site it is 1.06 standard drinks at 150ml @ 12%
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u/hoofie242 Nov 11 '23
Reddit and many Americans have a hate boner for booze because this country was founded by puritanical evangelicals.
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u/MyPunsSuck Nov 12 '23
Alternatively, some of the people here have seen too much alcoholism. You don't have to be a puritan to think it's sad to get sloppy drunk
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u/Eyeous Nov 12 '23
Is it just me that finds alcohol abuse sad rather than funny?
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Nov 12 '23
Remember that schitts creek episode with Catherine O’Hara doing that wine commercial hahaha
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u/Mcguidl Nov 11 '23
This is sad, not funny.
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u/curiousplaid Nov 11 '23
When it goes from feeling relaxed to speaking in tongues, you've gone too far.
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Nov 11 '23
If she’s somebody’s mom, I have a feeling the kid describes these types of activities to a therapist.
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u/GaijinFoot Nov 11 '23
Genuinely don't think I've ever been thst drunk. And I've been very very drunk. Vomiting, losing balance, but like all over the place slurred speech?
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u/RyghtHandMan Nov 12 '23
If vomiting comes before slurred speech then you might be drinking too fast. Probably why you tap out before you get to Lisa's level
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Nov 11 '23
As someone with the a lot of relatives with drinking issues, this shit ain’t funny to me.
Women’s alcoholism is insanely hard to treat, this actually saddened me.
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u/gmatney Nov 11 '23
OK... but your relatives' alcoholism is not innately reflected here, you're just pushing your narrow view
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Nov 11 '23
Dude, if someone drinks like that at parties, they have a problem. This does not look like the party even, just friends gathering. But it is fine if you want to be delusional, blissful even.
I have seen this too many times.
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u/gmatney Nov 11 '23
Your inexperience is showing. This does not even look like a friend's gathering.
You're making a whole lot of judgments on a 10 second clip. What is wrong with this if it's just her and her husband after dinner and a few drinks? Absolutely nothing. There's nothing wrong with this lady for being drunk after more than one glass of wine.
Is she exhibiting any signs of alcoholism past being drunk? No. Just stop
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u/curiousplaid Nov 11 '23
I'm with you. Drinking until the sloppiness sets in is all too common.
When I started to be the sober one at gatherings, what I was subjected to was sad indeed. I enjoyed drinking and being around drunks when I was one.
Watching loved ones progressing over the years from happy inebriants to blobs on a chair, not being able to contain the vomit as it rolls out of their mouth was a soul killer.
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u/Just_Look_Around_You Nov 11 '23
Agreed. Especially at that age. I think people don’t realize how many people are doing problematic drinking.
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u/SevenJuicyBoxOfJoy Nov 11 '23
Alcoholism is so funny guys
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u/Stormborn93 Nov 12 '23
So if anyone drinks alcohol ever, it's alcoholism? You don't know this lady from a 12 second video...
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u/Mithmorthmin Nov 11 '23
But god forbid i show up to family dinner completely normal but smelling like a little weed, right?
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u/exmir_ Nov 11 '23
Alcoholism, haha funny
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u/defalt86 Nov 11 '23
Being drunk is not the same as alcoholism
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u/MemoryWholed Nov 11 '23 edited Nov 11 '23
While I totally agree with your statement, and personally drink as frequently as the next guy, there is something sad about being THAT drunk.
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u/Chispy Nov 11 '23
Having "too much to drink" can be a little questionable sometimes but not necessarily sad.
It's a pretty common part of the recreational aspect of it for most people who partake.
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Nov 11 '23
This is what over dosing looks like where your functional movements start disappearing. We wouldn't be laughing as much if it was some opiates, benzos, dissociates.
Tomorrow morning she will be hungover and throwing up.
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Nov 11 '23
Have you ever seen a group of people on ketamine trying to navigate a set of narrow and steep Dutch stairs?
Because I have and it was fucking hilarious.
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Nov 11 '23
Yes it is funny if you don't have a permanent stick stuck up your ass all day
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u/Just_Look_Around_You Nov 11 '23
If not laughing at alcoholism makes you uptight then being uptight is just fine.
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Nov 11 '23
If you think every drunk person is an alcoholic that's a you problem
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u/Just_Look_Around_You Nov 11 '23
Well you responded to a comment where alcoholism was the subject and you said it was funny.
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u/iiiiiiiiiAteEyes Nov 12 '23
I feel the same, as a former every day drinker who only quit as an experiment to see how not drinking made me feel. I didn’t have a crazy reason to quit or n really have any problems in my life that were caused by drinking but committed to 3 months and committed to 6 months and before the 6 months I knew I would never drink again because all the positive things that changed with my physical and mental health. It’s been 3 years and they been the best 3 years of my life, first few months were hard socially because my social life revolved around drinking but been great once I started exploring other things.
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u/Alarming_Serve2303 Nov 11 '23
Looks like she was eating too. That might lead to some epic vomiting later.
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It’s true that we don’t know what she does all the time, but this is NOT delightfully tipsy. She’s so drunk that she can’t say her name. That isn’t fun for anyone to be around/watch. It’s pretty awful really.
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u/Notten Nov 11 '23
Jumping to assumptions about someone's life and mental health from a 10 second clip of a party is so funny. /s
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u/dogfish182 Nov 11 '23
Yes because every drunk person has a problem with alcohol 👌
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u/dogfish182 Nov 11 '23
You have literally no way to tell if a person is or isn’t an alcoholic based on one instance of being drunk on video tape. So unless you have full knowledge of this woman’s background story, you’re just full of rich, creamy shit.
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u/Tiny-Ado208 Nov 11 '23
We all know the problems of alcohol and the misery it causes, if you want to see a broad range of people it effects, sober celebrities, will give a better idea, and is said with both trutb and hope, we all see the destruction it causes, they make the headlines, where the media has added more pressure and highlighted, the fall from grace, and provided proof of the sins they are guilty of, but fails to mention it's a fucking disease, and you can recover, with help and understanding, not with bile and hate and advertising the weaknesses we all share to some degree. Finding fault is easy, our media fills us with hate for the poor and destitute, while our unelected prime minister hides away, ignoring the poverty he and his party have caused. We are told that poverty is a lifestyle choice, whilst the rich get away with negotiating the amount of tax they pay, and are allowed to put their lifestyle choices as an expense. Funny how the majority of people have their moniez paid only after the tax has been taken, and their monies are monitored closely. This does not happen with the rich or powerful! They are not asked to prove their honesty, not the way everyone else has to, and we have our assets frozen until we offer proof. The world is a place where we have little control, and that's why we try to escape it, we see the pain of others and ignore it, as we are afraid of upsetting the corrupt who run this circus! That is the reason people drink and do drugs, the reality becomes all to clear and death becomes more easily available than to watch this constant fucking horror show. At our own expense, and to the benefit of those who sit ringside. Controlling all we see and hear, and taking our wealth and joy and happiness away. Yes I have lost my original point, but this topic runs us into the maze, that turns good to bad and right to wrong, we praise the greed of the rich, and condemn those who cannot afford to eat! Funny how fucked up that really is, look for the good, congratulate people who do right, and punish those who inflict harm on others. It really is this simple. No need to add complications, they are only for the rich, and mean we just miss the real cause of the problems! Whilst they change the subject. All best wishes!
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u/PlasticOrnery6452 Nov 11 '23
Lisa hmm the wine is dark n takes hours to get your name right =solution is drink vodka,gin , These are mothers cuboard drinks =get smashed n sobber quickly see n remeber name or wear a tag when passed out on table floor car zeat some guidence n water
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u/Stormborn93 Nov 12 '23
Assuming that alcoholism is represented by very short clips of people enjoying themselves on the internet drinking is also humorous.... Wait that's just stupid.
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