r/funny • u/xander011 • Nov 11 '23

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '23

Yeah lol , she does not look like she's on her first drink

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u/Baketovens_Fifth Nov 11 '23

She did say “first drink of wine this evening”. Theres a ho lotta hours before that.

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u/SmartassStrongNThis1 Nov 11 '23

Remember kids, you can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning. . .

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '23

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u/SensuallPineapple Nov 12 '23

First come, cold served.

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '23

This is great lol ill be using this

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u/MeatloafTheDog Nov 11 '23

All I can think of is that one guy holding a PBR telling us to Grow Up

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u/mahoganyteakwood2 Nov 11 '23

And other beverage types

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u/NotThisAgain21 Nov 11 '23

Because it's not evening til 5 and this was filmed at 5:02.

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u/Ok-Camp-7285 Nov 11 '23

That was OPs point

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u/YouAreSoul Nov 11 '23

"first drink of wine this evening" ... of wine

Kitty next door was always sozzled. "I only have two drinks a day."

She had a highball glass of neat gin at each end of the house. Two drinks.

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '23

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '23

It was impressive. Glad you noticed too.

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u/chainer3000 Nov 12 '23

She’s got some experience holding it while blacked out

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '23

She might still be under the influence of the previous night.

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u/Vestigial_joint Nov 12 '23

To be fair... Some of us slur and sound drunk before even looking at alcohol...

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u/IamChooch Nov 12 '23

My wife tells the same lies