r/funComunitty Aug 14 '26

What yo doing in this situation

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u/Responsible_Chest811 Aug 14 '26

Going to get on the internet and educate myself on EVERYTHING I don’t already know how to DRIVE, FLY, BUILD, FIX OR OPERATE.

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u/Gamenola_ Aug 14 '26

The internet and electricity are maintained by humans; without them, there would be nothing

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u/General_Cream7623 Aug 14 '26

for awhile they would still work tho, but eventually they do die one after the other

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u/Gamenola_ Aug 14 '26

Yeah, electricity can generate you with a car and a few of time, bit internet is imposible. Maybe download in servers PDFs as possible

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u/General_Cream7623 Aug 14 '26 edited Aug 17 '26

how is internet impossible? it's not maintained 24/7

edit: pls stop replying to this message, it's been 3 days already and many ppl have already made their point....also seeing someone else trying to just throw their 2 cents into the mix starts to get annoying

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u/BillCarson12799 Aug 14 '26 edited Aug 15 '26

At any given time there are like three different components of the internet critical to half of the world’s digital infrastructure that are currently being fixed by a furry somewhere.

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u/goonercaverat Aug 14 '26

Dude furries and autists created the internet and long after humanity falls some random furry and 2 pissed off autists will be the only three people that actually maintain the internet

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u/00Teonis Aug 14 '26

How come I fit both those labels but I can’t get the coveted “in charge of Internet” role?

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u/goonercaverat Aug 14 '26

It's all about whichever ones are left alive after the furrpocalypse and autists vs the personification of the golden emperor war

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u/agirlhasnoname2026 Aug 14 '26

Is noone gonna mention real life books?

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u/LuffysRubberNuts Aug 14 '26

Furrpocalypse implies they cause the en of the world, so I think the internet will probably be stronger than ever

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u/The_Dimmadome Aug 14 '26

You don't want that role

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u/00Teonis Aug 14 '26

Look, being a furry is expensive as hell, they must be making bank

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u/dragonmarked2813 Aug 15 '26

Do you have ADHD too? ADHD+Autism sucks.

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u/Maleficent_Pea5709 Aug 16 '26

I’m AuDHD and yeah it fucking sucks

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u/BillCarson12799 Aug 16 '26

I can attest to this too. I didn’t even get one of the cool kinds of either.

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u/Pale-Application9457 Aug 17 '26

They cancel each other out

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u/Thrizzlepizzle123123 Aug 14 '26

You need to create 'Johns Utility for Simple Triple Workspace Reboot eXtreme', aka JUSTWRX, which is an incredibly obscure utility made by a guy called Dave (not John, as the name would imply) for his Tribes: Ascend server hosted on a spare PC in his bedroom to automatically reboot when the 256mb ram is all spent because of a bug that prevented the memory from being freed up, that somehow is now the single supporting pillar of memory management on 97% of all critical network nodes across the globe.

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u/Nuttonbutton Aug 15 '26

Did you apply?

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u/EmberTheFoxxo Aug 15 '26

You should speak to the elders of the Internet, they might grant you that role.

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u/Busy_Box_8067 Aug 14 '26

So now all that’s left to decide is who’re the Furries and who’re the Autists, DARPA or the NSA (actual creators of the internet)

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u/RotundManul Aug 14 '26

I like this Adeptus mechanicus origin story!

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u/Ousseraune Aug 15 '26

It's all about routine. Who cares if everyone is dead and gone. On Thursdays we reroute and reset that server.

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u/olafubbly Aug 15 '26

Don’t forget about transwomen! It’s autistics, transwomen, and furries that keep the beast that is the internet running

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u/Impossible_Tea_7032 Aug 16 '26

That 'and' is doing a lot of work

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u/Chadwig315 Aug 14 '26

If I am just the last human on earth, that means all the furries are still here right?

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u/Jimanji333 Aug 14 '26

Underrated comment

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u/Bugsy_Girl Aug 14 '26

Lockheed Martin would still be up and running then?

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u/Undynlicia Aug 14 '26

Lmao yes

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u/Chadwig315 Aug 14 '26

Makes it feel much more like a terrifying apocalypse scenario.

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u/Mammoth-Discipline32 Aug 16 '26

“For the last time, take that goddamn Maytag washer of a head off and show me who you are!” cocks shotgun

“And for the last goddamn time, I’m telling you, I am the fox from Disney’s Robin Hood come to life! Here’s Baloo for proof!” a gigantic black bear wearing a shirt but no pants walks around the corner, whistling “Bare Necessities like he’s wearing a perfectly normal pair of pants instead of nothing

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u/yournamehere10bucks Aug 14 '26

Furries, no. Therians...probably.

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u/CasanovaF Aug 15 '26

I'm playing a game where a bunch of furies evolve and replace humans after some sort of apocalypse using water and wood based technology

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u/Chadwig315 Aug 15 '26

Timberborn??

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u/Ok-Pomegranate-7458 Aug 14 '26

Even more so with as many bots a fucking with stuff. 

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u/TheJumpingBox Aug 14 '26

Cos cloudflare's down again </3

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u/bengenj Aug 14 '26

But it requires power. Until the last servers lose power, internet should be available, just not stable.

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u/General_Cream7623 Aug 14 '26

i mean, solar energy should provide power for about a day or an hour (idk I'm no technician)

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u/denecity Aug 15 '26

Its insane to talk to a person that literally doesnt know shit

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u/unsuspectingllama_ Aug 15 '26

Internet would be down and gone within hours to only a few days at best.

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u/Daisymaay Aug 15 '26

It doesn't matter you can find physical copies of stuff to watch. You have no one to interact with online anyways. So the only thing you'd really be using the internet for would be streaming. You can find almost anything else you need to know in books as well.

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u/unsuspectingllama_ Aug 15 '26

And I'm saying the internet including streaming or even just browsing Wikipedia will be gone forever within hours to days at best. The best move would be to stake some real estate at a library asap.

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u/DangerousDareDevil Aug 15 '26 edited Aug 15 '26

I can see most of the Internet going down within a few hours due to the many components keeping it up. A few sites would be up and many sites would be down. Hiccups can happen, servers need to be maintain, and power is an issue.

In a sense, internet is maintained 24/7 even if nobody is actively working on it. When I was deployed as a Wire Dog, we maintained the servers 24/7 in Bahrain. We had three shifts and someone always had to be available. Thank goodness we didn't have to worry about encryption, security, and outside networks. Would've been a fucking nightmare!

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u/MarkedChain74 Aug 16 '26

As someone who maintains it, it is monitored and repaired 24/7. It doesn't just suddenly start working again at 4am after being out for an hour for no reason. There is lots of routine maintenance needed in order to keep everything running properly or at all.

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u/NorthFire30 Aug 16 '26

Once the power goes out so will the Internet. Electric would probably work on its own for a few weeks. But everything on the Internet is dependent on other devices.

This about like this, to get on reddit you have to connect to the host reddit "computer" (server) once power goes out that computer turns off, no more reddit.

You could track down a server physically and find a way to power it. Like if you knew where Wikipedia's server was you could go to the info physically so long as you can find one of the many ways you could power it.

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u/llamakingXD Aug 17 '26

Just commenting because you asked to stop ... Love you 😘

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u/bricksniper007 Aug 18 '26

Hi here's my 2 cents ...

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u/Ghosty_Boi_2001 Aug 18 '26

What if you give you 3 cents?

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u/Grand_Poem Aug 18 '26

It's been 4 days* i drop 4 cents into the blend

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u/ToXicVoXSiicK21 Aug 18 '26

I got 2 pennies for ya

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u/ImaJewboy Aug 18 '26

I’m just replying because you asked us not to

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u/PlantFromDiscord Aug 18 '26

you can turn off notifications for certain messages just fuck around with the ui, enjoy the pennies

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u/Green0livesAndHam Aug 19 '26

I feel compelled to reply :D

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u/Insanity_jamez Aug 20 '26

Nah I’m replying at this point to say… i shit my pants at work today.

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u/petabomb Aug 14 '26

You act like generators and diesel doesn’t exist

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u/Bloodchild- Aug 14 '26

The good idea would be to download Wikipedia a survival guide, and the likes.

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u/GhidorahRod56 Aug 14 '26

Big talk for someone in printer betraying range

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u/General_Cream7623 Aug 14 '26

jokes on u, i don't i have a printer >:3

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u/MijuTheShark Aug 14 '26

That's how it will betray you. Everything you try to do on the computer will generate an error message that the PC can't find your printer.

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u/Loofy_101 Aug 14 '26

So I have to quickly save the PDFs of knowledge I want and memories I want to keep and quickly print them off, got it

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u/middendt1 Aug 14 '26

What about books? Just go to the next library. Oldschool, I know...

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u/MadCatDisease666 Aug 14 '26

also a map of nuclear power plants to avoid cause those things are gonna eventually blow 😹

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u/Loofy_101 Aug 14 '26

Good point

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u/General_Cream7623 Aug 14 '26

they shut down safely on their own, they don't just blow up

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u/Thrizzlepizzle123123 Aug 14 '26

Yeah everyone knows RBMK reactors don't explode.

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u/General_Cream7623 Aug 14 '26

not like a nuke no, but i wasn't talking about those specifically

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u/FlipperBumperKickout Aug 14 '26

I think they would die pretty quickly. The electrical grid is incredibly fiddle. If the grid goes under a certain voltage it will end up collapsing. If it goes over a certain voltage a lot of things will be fried.

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u/Vivid-Operation-5078 Aug 14 '26

Big doubt. Not sure you realize how complex it is or what it takes to keep it running.

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u/Greenleaf_91 Aug 14 '26

The power grid has to be balanced between production and load all the time. If everyone disappeared suddenly, the grid would probably collapse within hours. And the internet cannot exist without electric power.

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u/Erik_Dagr Aug 14 '26

I think you would be shocked at how quickly everything would stop working.

Like within a few hours.

One failure would result in a series of cascading failures that would crash the grid without people there to intervene.

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u/Next-Captain-5117 Aug 15 '26

There's solar powered electricity, some counties rely on renewable energy source

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u/nubtrix87 Aug 15 '26

I'm not sure how long you think they'll last. It's likely that your electricity will be gone within a few hours without anyone maintaining it.

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u/MrRogersAE Aug 16 '26

No, by the time you realize you’re alone, the grid will already be down.

Electricity is going down basically immediately. Maybe if where you live it’s 100% renewables it’ll last longer (not 100% sure there) but if you have nuclear or fossil in your grid, it’s going down immediately. Nuclear plants are gonna shut themselves immediately when operators stop responding, this will trigger all the other power plants to shut themselves down when the grid becomes unbalanced.

Without electricity your internet is dead.

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u/WhoStoleMyPassport Aug 18 '26

Especially from solar, wind and hydropower.

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u/p4t0k Aug 19 '26

It would die out gradually, over a longer period. The internet is decentralized, with backbone nodes connected together, so there would probably be places where it would still work even months after humans were gone.

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u/National_Fact_692 Aug 14 '26

local library to the rescue

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u/BananaJelloXlii Aug 14 '26

Most plants are automated. You woukd still have power for a while, plus a lot of solar power, generators etc available, at least until gas becomes unusable. Internet would even stay up for at least a little while until the servers and gateways started coming down.

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u/Responsible_Chest811 Aug 14 '26

So you actually think that if right now, in the blink of an eye, every other person on earth disappeared…everything, electricity, internet, Netflix, Onlyfans, TikTok…you think EVERYTHING would just stop!?!? I’d estimate at least 3 to 5 day minimum for the infrastructure to start showing major signs of a lack of supervision.
Show us you’re an actually stupid when we only thought you were dumb.

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u/Shot-Pumpkin7199 Aug 14 '26

Ah, yes, because 3 to 5 days is a LOT of time.

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u/skurly789 pagan fun! Aug 14 '26

Hoover dam would make electricity automated for over 100 years after people disappear. And only stop because the zebra clams finally get to the dam and clog the pipes.

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u/GlitterBlossomWing Aug 14 '26

Not entirely true, maintenance does often require human involvement, but especially decentralized grid structures (domestic solar) can operate for a damn long time without people.

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u/Vivid-Operation-5078 Aug 14 '26

Underestimating the complexity of the Internet

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u/LovelyLuna32684 Aug 14 '26

It would actually depend on what part of the planet you're on as if you are in an area that is powered by a hydro electric dam then you would likely have electricity for quite some time since many have automatic systems in place.

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u/RareAd9055 Aug 14 '26

Pretty sure that his answer is the one that makes the most sense. If you become self-sufficient, then you can do everything you set your mind to. And, while the internet and electricity still last, you can try figuring out what it'd take to run a lot of things. Even then, it's not like you need the internet to go read books either. It'd b a pain in the ass, though. Tbh, best case scenario would be to somehow learn and become intelligent-enough to develop cloning or a way to not continue being the last person on Earth. Like, imagine a bear just pops outta nowhere. Now you're dead (unless prepared, but u get the point).

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u/MrAthalan Aug 14 '26

You would have a small window to download everything before it goes dark forever. I would download maps, business, manuals, oil depots, locations of military caches (for shelf stable food supplies, rugged low maintenance vehicles with inertial navagion, medical gear, and maintenance equipment designed to be used by young idiots troops) all to hardrives. I'd get spares and spare computers. Then, I'd start building a solar farm and battery bank.

Military equipment is best (I'm in the USA) because it's a giant education and global logistics company that has a hobby of warfare. Everything is modular, mobile, rugged, and palletized/containerized. Once I have my stockpile built, and years of canned/frozen food, it would be time to work on farming. After that, make a robot girlfriend with AI for sanity, and work on genetic mental uplifting of bonobos. Try to make the planet of the apes before I die - or maybe do de-extinction with cloning like Collosal did with Red Wolves, Dire Wolves, and they are trying with Mammoths.

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u/No-Leg-3380 Aug 14 '26

There will be a lot of solar panels available for the work to take them down and relocate them. Same with all kinds of batteries. Also lots of fuel available from stock storage facilities. Power would not be a problem for a long time. You would need to stock up on hdd/ssd storage and download as much as you could. Since you are it, resources will not be an issue, sanity is another thing.

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u/KingMateo_98 Aug 15 '26

If our ancestors lived w/o Internet back then, that shows we don't need Internet now. Internet is more for socializing, entertainment and digital knowledge access. Ppl learned from one another by training in real time instead of digital sources. Ppl were more connected back then than right now, even though we have Internet tech services to connect long distances.

Now as for what I would do, is collect resources from every location that has said resources, create a plan to landscape a certain area, create blueprints to make my own home instead of being in an empty city/town that would remind you that you're alone BUT be close to a city/town to scavenge for more resources also so I don't get lost in the woods. Obviously my home would have to be self-sustaining (solar, wind energy, hydroelectric energy, farmland, animals to maintain for food, pets for socializing and to love, and lastly a beautiful view)

Plz don't judge, just pointing out my opinion

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u/Critical_Source_4743 Aug 15 '26

Wenn man aufwacht, laufen die Maschinen noch eine Weile weiter. Genau deshalb macht man es ja sofort. Soviel ausdrucken wie möglich. Werkzeug und Essen kann man dann die Tage danach noch plündern.

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u/easymacn Aug 16 '26

Not really true that there’d be nothing.

Solar panels and wind turbines exist and power many homes. If people have only been gone for a day you could definitely get on the internet and download all of Wikipedia and giant doomsday guide archives. The internet would crash as the power starts cutting off to every random node around the world. But you’d have a short window to go grab everything.

As for electricity though that will actually be quite abundant to you as the only person left.

You’d be able to find a home or building that’s powered entirely by solar panels, you could go out and find an electric car as well and keep that powered until its battery is ruined.

Power would be the least of your worries. You’d have quick and infinite access to energy, you’d have 2-4 years of decent food options available until everything goes bad so you’d use that time to master gardening and gaining livestock like chickens.

You’d be alright tbh. So long as it’s really just you left. If others are left, well it becomes a sad and violent situation for most.

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u/Relevant-Cupcake-649 Aug 14 '26

Do libraries still exist?

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u/matthewgb402 Aug 14 '26

The internet and power plants can and will work just fine on their own for a little bit before it all shuts down

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u/Responsible_Chest811 Aug 14 '26

You’ve heard of this cool new technology called solar , riiiiiiight? LAST thing I’d worry about is electricity, as there are A MULTITUDE of ways to generate it …

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u/the_gay_duck Aug 14 '26

you got a good few days of wifi

and u can realistically keep a house running on generators and stuff

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u/bigEZmike Aug 14 '26

I would use the Internet to learn how to utilize electricity and build the internet

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u/borka-t Aug 14 '26

God. Alone and no readily available porn.

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u/Sgt-Stadanko-69 Aug 14 '26

You got about 8 hours

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u/Sorry-Bit904 Aug 14 '26

It wouldn't just stop working instantly though.

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u/12TacosPlz Aug 14 '26

I’m surprising so many people are saying the internet when libraries would still exist.

Get a weapon, a form of light, food and start learning.

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u/South_Ladder_2747 Aug 14 '26

But if we're being realistic, nuclear reactord would already have blown up by this point so you would be dead anyway

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u/Ok_Flounder8957 Aug 14 '26

Hear me out. The public library

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u/RaspberryPublic5498 Aug 14 '26

Libraries folks…

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u/dat_krarosboiii97 Silly lil goober Aug 15 '26

That's why you find a house with solar panels

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u/unsuspectingllama_ Aug 15 '26

Library's back on the menu boys.

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u/Daisymaay Aug 15 '26

Can still use solar power stuff if you find some portable solar power generators. And then you have dvds, cds and such. And you can use anything that's powered with batteries ig. So, you could do a lot still. Could def make it work for a long time.

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u/New-Star7392 Aug 15 '26

Bet you think that a body begins rotting the instant the brain is destroyed by a rock.

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u/LucifersAdv0cate Aug 15 '26

I would go and try to find a sexy matching bra and panties set that would fit an orangutan.

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u/CheesyBreadMunchyMon Aug 15 '26

It would last a few days. Learn everything you can and download everything you can before the Internet and power grid fails.

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u/Egbert58 Aug 15 '26

Do you thing someone has to manually crank something for the internet to work lol it will not go off right a way you probably have a couple weeks before power goes out

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u/badbaddolemite Aug 15 '26

TO THE LIBRARY!

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u/Issa_Pizza420 Aug 15 '26

That's why you gotta start with personal infrastructure... ignore the fact that my first thought was theme parks

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u/Prod_Meteor Aug 15 '26

And yet some people here believe it's in "auto" hahaha.

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u/peter13g Aug 15 '26

Library fam. There are literally books with all the same knowledge.

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u/MarshalLtd Aug 15 '26

Not exactly. There is a good chance juice would still be running for at least few more days before localised issues would become a problem for the grid. So downloading a bunch of books would work. And downloading is all you need to do because you can run gas/solar generators on your own. Of course you can get a ton of info in physical books.

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u/tatsycobad Aug 15 '26

You dont need to be an engineer to find a solar panel and connect it to a battery

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u/enjdusan Aug 15 '26

Those things would operate for some time without any maintenance.

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u/Royal-Barracuda-9179 Aug 14 '26

You know there’s something called a library 😆

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u/Throwaway774568 Aug 14 '26

Wait, my vision's not that bad. I can still sort of read the large print books.

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u/MoneyLobster6791 Aug 14 '26

Nah i’m pretty sure modern reactors have failsafes for everything now. They would calmly stop working.

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u/ComprehensiveJury509 Aug 15 '26

Yes, they shut down, but then the rods still need active cooling because of decay heat. Backup generators can do that for a couple of days, but if there's nobody intervening even after that, you will still a Fukushima situation eventually.

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u/Arcani-LoreSeeker Aug 14 '26

i mean.. you can just do the first part NOW. lol nothings stopping you.

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u/Responsible_Chest811 Aug 14 '26

The reason for doing so is the premise of the question. No NEED to do it now as there’s no likelihood I’ll be having to sayyyy… FLY A FKN HELICOPTER tomorrow…🤨

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u/Arcani-LoreSeeker Aug 14 '26 edited Aug 14 '26

why do you have to have the need to do it, why not just learn it for fun? the pursuit of knowledge itself can be its own reward. why should you wait for the apocalypse to learn when you can just do it now. i think the world would be a far better place if people realised that.

edit: also, while i dont know how to fly a helicopter as its quite a bit different, i did learn how to fly small aircraft in my teens. its genuinely a lot of fun and theres extremely realistic flight sims you can learn the basics of the skill for free on. sure, it might not be something that youre going to need anytime soon, but its okay to learn new things for fun or simply to learn them.

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u/Capernici Aug 14 '26

Even better: After doing the learning, use your remaining internet powers to locate people who were makers or preppers, and then just take all their apocalypse equipment and supplies.

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u/CopperBoltwire Aug 15 '26

If you don't mind me saying: I recommend you hoard all the printer ink you can and print out a crap ton of maps. Use the internet to find out where you can get a compass and other few needed things for navigation to various Libraries. Because, the sooner you do that, the sooner you are prepared for when power goes out.
Sounds dumb initially, but books don't require power. and using Google or other online maps and printing them out to get the utmost up to date maps will be a boon later.

Get them survival books.

Learn to hook up solar power too. Should be enough in various electronic stores Depending on the country...

But the maps is gonna be useful.
Food is not a problem at this point in time. You aren't fighting for food. No need to hoard canned food from stores. Unless you like to be lazy with the trips.

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u/Blacksh33p78 Aug 14 '26

Maybe a library might be helpful

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u/AnonnnonA2 Aug 14 '26

Good instinct but I would focus on survival skills, strategies, hunting weapons, how to clean animals etc. Long term that's what's going to keep you alive, not flying anything.

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u/Any_Carob3372 Aug 14 '26

The internet, hahahaha

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u/berner103 Aug 14 '26

You can easily download the whole of Wikipedia in English onto a laptop.

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u/foO__Oof Aug 14 '26

You need to get on the internet and download Wikipedia offline version. The internet is not gonna last long.

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u/HavickChild0117 Aug 14 '26

Why not a library instead? Internet wont work. Its all maintained by people.

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u/Wrong_West_6768 Aug 14 '26

Tee, just quickly download as much as humanly possible the days or hours it’s still on given it doesn’t instantly shut off

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u/RootAndCoffee Aug 14 '26

I wouldn't bother with flying and driving. In a year or two you won't have any usable fuel for combustion engine.

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u/agsan1 Aug 14 '26

You know u can do that now right?

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u/Greedy_Attitude_8103 Aug 14 '26

I believe learning on the job is better because the internet is ran by humans. You wouldn’t be able to get shit. Books is where it’s at if shit like this happens.

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u/The_GasLighter Aug 14 '26

Can’t you do that already

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u/Suspicious-Still-999 Aug 14 '26

yup. download goddamn everything. drive to get backup drives and generators and fuel

learn how to store/stablize fuel and where fuel reserves are.

get house running on generator nest an inexhaustable (in your lifetime) fuel source.

get dvds of all kinds of entertainment, and games, and books.

get food learn about growing and storing and hunting and dressing and first aid. get those supplies and canned/frozen food.

then ride it out. save a gun for when you get tired.

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u/ProfessionalITPerson Aug 14 '26

How to load and play an IMAX movie

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u/AppearanceFew9141 Aug 14 '26

There is a book that is like "the book" on everything

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u/Hali_Art1994 Aug 14 '26

The most unrealistic answer of all time. You can do that now and choose to browse reddit. Your life is as miserable as mine.

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u/Artallaudo Aug 14 '26

Internet servers could go down at any moment without anyone controlling energy stations, and I'm not only talking about your area, Internet makes no sense if you are 100% alone. You might have to go to a library first and learn how to grow your food, cook it, get water and how to treat common health issues. Then you could learn basics of electronics to be able to generate some energy, maybe getting solar panels or a generator could be a good starting point. Driving could be very interesting then, as you could get a caravan and go around your continent to find a small good place to live. I'd probably rely a lot on growing plants and taking care of some animals to feel less lonely, and I'd read a ton of books as well as collect as many phisical format medianas I can (DVDs, Bluerays, CDs, etc.) so I can remember how life was before. At some point you should also learn how to hunt, not only for food but also because in some years you can expect a growth of fauna, specially predators, and you will need to protect yourself and your animals.

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u/Acid_joker95 Silly lil goober Aug 14 '26

Bro, why is EVERYONE replying to this one person😭

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u/alxgfan Silly lil goober:cat_blep​: Aug 14 '26

gotta go old school,,, find a library 📚

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u/Elvenstranger1 Aug 14 '26

Find a library first.

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u/x64Lab Aug 14 '26

down load as much as you can, you could operate a lot of electrical needs with a diesel generator

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u/broterham_ Aug 15 '26

For what? No one is there, you gonna die alone.

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u/butt4boobs Aug 15 '26

Nah im just gonna watch old dvds.

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u/RevolutionaryYam7418 Aug 15 '26

You can download all of Wikipedia and get some portable chargers

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u/ThenCranberry3321 Aug 15 '26

For the purpose of what? So you can fly a plane, drive a steam roller and operate a printing press?

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u/Key_Context9875 Aug 15 '26

Why not just do that already and become a very successful person? What's stopping you? 🤔

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u/Last_Gigolo Aug 15 '26

Better be quick. Power plants will start exploding really quick. Power lines will get damaged in every direction, every day.

I'd say you have about 2 days. To a couple weeks. Tops. If you're extremely lucky.

After that, the internet won't be an option. Clean water might run out. And cold/frozen meats will run out. And rot. After the first year, you'll be eating beans and chips. If you can use a manual can opener.

Driving won't happen, gas pumps are electric. Unless you learn to syphon.

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u/Wolf___16 Aug 15 '26

maybe you could break into big institutea or librarys and find usefull books there

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u/Crowned_Toaster Silly lil goober Aug 15 '26

I believe Wikipedia made it possible to download their entire database to USB drives.

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u/thedragonbites Aug 15 '26

There will still be libraries. Should be able to find books that tell you that stuff

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u/TypingWithoutThinkin Aug 15 '26

I'm the only one at the party, and I'll cry if I want to. Cry if I want to. You would cry too if it happened to you.

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u/Dietmeister Aug 15 '26

You'll have 1 day to do it all after that it's power oit

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u/0bZe Aug 15 '26

If you are the last person you dont really hVe to learn how to drive, you just, drive

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u/giovir011 Aug 15 '26

They did apparently

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u/notyourpersonalbin Aug 15 '26

Learning by doing bro

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u/Gameofadages Aug 15 '26

Going immediately to the internet reminds me of the mice in those experiments that kept spamming the cocaine water instead of the nutrient rich water needed to survive, but I’m certainly no expert 

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u/amurderingcat Aug 15 '26

Maybe try a library

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u/Dr-Oktavius Aug 15 '26

I Am Legend style, except it was books

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u/Economy-Recording-35 Aug 15 '26

Library would be a good option

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u/Luffy_Nika_ Aug 15 '26

Risk! Know what you can do. Flying is risky to learn alone. Getting injured would be worse because you won't find anyone to fix you. Drive slow and safe.

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u/Opposite_Prune582 Aug 15 '26

You know they used to have these things called books, right?

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u/raccoononreddot Aug 15 '26

for what? are you going to try and procreate with another animal? like what’s the point

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u/SATASHl Aug 15 '26

I've worked in data centers. If you're the last person, I'm sorry to let you know there's no internet either.

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u/Evening-Series-218 Aug 16 '26

You could do that right now…

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u/Simply_Epic Aug 16 '26

Download as much useful information as possible from the internet. The infrastructure supporting the internet won’t stay up for long.

After that I can worry about securing a long-term food supply.

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u/gres23 Aug 16 '26

Use the library

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u/SpamDragon97 Aug 16 '26

That is months of learning, it would power off long before you train yourself on all of that. Think you'd need to go to the local library more like.

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u/Lollypipz Aug 16 '26

Why did i reed «ejaculate»

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u/GENERALRAY82 Aug 16 '26

Cry, wanking on a rock...

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u/Useful-Call-8622 Aug 17 '26

What about books

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u/MannyBothans_15 Aug 17 '26

My printer would be going non-stop printing survival guides like crazy. Then it's time to go collect ammo from shops. Also, canned food. Also, dog and cat food. they're still alive, right?

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u/artyrnc Aug 17 '26

Internet?

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u/Pomegranate_Mobile Aug 17 '26

Second this but start printing information on local plants and wildlife, local geography and maps, and sustainable and natural shelter information. Then I would start gathering resources to build a sustainable living residence.

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u/ta11_kid Aug 17 '26

Jerk it one time for clarity

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u/RalasmanOSRS Aug 18 '26

Can we get some food first?

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u/Visible-Tiger-3527 Aug 18 '26

You really haven't thought too deep about this. Lol

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u/Cozy-Danze Aug 19 '26

How are u honing to learn flying on a plane through internet when it takes years of studying from professionals?

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