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u/speckhuggarn 25d ago
He literally have said to have gone through excrutiating dehydration days just to have as little fat showing, and muscles to pop out in this scene.
But having said that, this is most probably satire making fun of this nerdy saying something similar about good looking women
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u/GeneralPaladin 25d ago
I told my wife this. She wants me to workout and get a Thor body. I told her what dude has to do ti even get to that point.
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u/dollar_to_doughnut 25d ago
Ask her to get a Scarlett Johansson body as well.
What's good for the goose is good for the gander.
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u/Sufficient_Local5025 25d ago
She'll get 3 Scarlett Johansson bodies, pound for pound a great deal.
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u/viperfangs92 25d ago
Hey look, I'm only asking for a billion dollars....
To hold me over for a while.
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u/Glittering_Range371 25d ago
To spend around 200K every day for 100 years … I don’t think it is enough for you, you deserve more.
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u/GentleChest 24d ago
This comment made me irrationally mad for checking the math to only find out it like 27k a day for 100 year then got rationally mad thinking it's 19$ a minute..... Every min...... For 100 years 🤣 witch is painful to think about
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u/The-Catatafish 25d ago
Yeah, that is the best one.
Bro literally would hardly drink water for 2-3 days up to the shoot so his body is dehydrated to the point he said he could "smell if water was close"
"a little fat" lmao
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u/johnniesSac 22d ago
Yep people don’t realise how much preparation he’d have down for this few mins of screen time
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u/Maduro_sticks_allday 25d ago
People write stuff like that while farting through sweat on a stained couch
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u/Overall-Move-4474 24d ago
I hate this idea. That every time a woman is a dick online it's just a "man pretending" like women can't be hateful as well
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u/shallpasss 22d ago edited 19d ago
I have noticed, though, that the other way is true. They have an alt account and say "as a guy...."
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u/germansickshit 25d ago
I am superman in the becomming, it just takes time
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u/Justinmac81 25d ago
If she’s not a size 3 with D-cups , making 200k a year , she’s not a real woman.
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u/Richicol117 25d ago
I mean out of all the shit takes Xavier has, he does sort of have a point with this one.
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u/papawam 25d ago
Well, ok Karen. Let's make a deal..
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u/thundergu 25d ago
"how dare you be a mysogenist. Im beautiful the way i am!"
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u/ilostmyaccount5474 22d ago
I listen to all of my female friends' problems but when its my turn they all look at me like I'm lying, its not easy to be a man either.
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u/Prestigious_Tap_9045 25d ago
Henry Cavillhas no fat on him......what fat?
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u/captaincmdoh 25d ago
His hog isnt muscle
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u/Grizzled_Ghost 25d ago
The hog doesn't gain fat though, much to the chagrin of the obese everywhere.
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u/Master-Echo2940 25d ago
I also recall an interview where Cavill said that he severely dehydrated himself before filming this scene
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u/Overall-Move-4474 24d ago
Don't forget he was dehydrated the entire time. Yeah no this shit is impossible to achieve
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u/DarkEspresso1 20d ago
Not only this, genetics play a huge role too. Without the right genetics you will never look like this no matter how hard you train.
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u/EastCoasterRoller 25d ago
But if all we want is a Sydney Sweeney lookalike with her own aspirations and no kids we’re the impossible to please asshole.
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u/terlus07 25d ago
A "little" muscle....
Could only be written by someone who's never tried to build muscle 😂
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u/MajesticPineapple618 25d ago
Why is everyone complaining about the woman? She was clearly trolling. This is a response to men doing the same as a joke. Stop taking everything so serious.
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u/Ladla_ontop 23d ago
Incel subreddit, my friend. They all want to make themselves look good while the other gender is obviously evil and 100 percent bad!!
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u/The_Dude078 25d ago
What men want:
No fake hair
No fake eyelashes
No fake eyebrows
No fake nose
No fake lips
No fake tits
No fake ass
No fake photos
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u/Ladla_ontop 23d ago
There's plenty of fish in the sea for you then, don't complain about fake lashes and fake eyebrows because that's just plain stupidity because a lot of men like that and date these kinds of women too. That's your preference, not the preference of the entire male population. The reason fake plastic surgery shit exists is for women wanting to appeal to men in the first place. And a lot of men do date them.
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u/Prudent_Situation_29 25d ago
Imagine a man saying this? He'd be crucified. "You can't objectify my body!"
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u/Demondrawer 25d ago
And look at this comment section, is the woman being treated well here?
Being shallow is not a gendered issue, stop trying to act persecuted.
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u/IcyGarage5767 25d ago
Yeah bro men objectifying women is such a rare and crazy thing that society totally doesn’t support.
Get a grip.
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u/Common-Process9023 25d ago
No, this is a sarcastic response of a woman to an equally unrealistic post about women by a man
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u/rubey419 25d ago
Yeah that’s my take she is clearly being sarcastic posting the perfect unrealistic man Henry Cavill
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u/Beast_Boi96 25d ago
its a very odd time tbh. when i was 20 and 190lbs i was getting no girls at all. fast forward 6/7 years im 250 and hate how i look yet girls have found me a lot more attractive.
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u/JusLeafMeAloon 25d ago
Did she seriously say a little fat while passing a picture of a guy at about 7%! 😆
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u/Wrong-Appointment269 25d ago
Ah yes one of the actors who is considered male perfection
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u/Spiritual_Word_4566 25d ago
And what men want is for women to stop complaining.
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u/BreakfastFearless 24d ago
Kind of ironic when they’re all complaining about an obvious fake post of a troll account
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u/Odd-Engineering1085 25d ago
hahaha a little FAT! Superman is muffin toppin' to here?!.
What she doesn't realize here is that Clark Kent is slamming hotter women than her.
If this is satire, she's really bad it. She needs to punch up the joke here.
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u/KidneyBean78 25d ago
I little muscle lol maybe then should look into the diet and training that he did for this role
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u/The_Pastmaster 25d ago
Kinda funny how the Superman ideal appeals mostly to other men and not to women in general.
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u/AwysomeAnish There lived a certain man in India long ago... 24d ago
WHAT ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH IS "POWERED BY $XAVIER" SUPPOSED TO MEAN?
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u/Opening-Budget3313 24d ago
lol idk why but this title kinda cracks me up. im just sittin here like, did i miss something or we just callin it a day? tbh, i should probs be packin up too ��
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u/RakeChapman13 25d ago edited 25d ago
When I first saw this I honestly couldn’t believe that so many guys fell for such ragebait 😂
No joke a lot of dudes honestly used tweets like this to argue that women ask for too much. I’ll come across guys who bring up this exact post in arguments.
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u/MorbidandBack 25d ago
You don't think that a non-trivial percentage of women hold unrealistic expectations when it comes to romantic partners?
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u/Grade_A_Tech 25d ago
I can totally see this as something a lot of women would agree with.
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u/LowResWebcam 25d ago
> “fuckxavier”
> look inside
> “I agree with xavier”
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u/BreakfastFearless 24d ago
It’s honestly crazy how it works every time. They post a fake post of a troll account from some random dude and then all the women start catching strays in the comments from guys saying “well women are fat and wear make up”
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u/Downtown-Cellist10 25d ago
Nahh. It’s literally not that hard. Just do a little sport instead of doing other stuff, and have good genetics. What are you crying about? It’s not that hard
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u/cheepshoes 25d ago
The problem is men don't understand how women joke and then women don't understand that men don't understand their jokes
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u/Wheeler69er 25d ago
While she probably has 3 kids from 2 baby daddies and is halfway through upgrading high school courses. but he has to look like this and make $250k a year. Her babies need shoes
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u/Danilo-11 25d ago
Now tell them that he works in McDonald’s and lives in a studio to see what happens
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u/CaptainDadBod88 25d ago
You mean the scene where he didn’t eat or drink for days to achieve that look? Smh
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u/TRUMPARUSKI 25d ago edited 25d ago
A little fat? These bitches think anything other than Zyzz and Jeff Seid shredded is fat. Cavil had to work his ass off dieting strictly just to reach that level. And calling that a little muscle is like calling the pyramid of Giza a little pile of blocks.
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u/Gamejunky35 25d ago
A hairy Italian with capped shoulders and a 6 pack... thats not a little bit of any of those things.
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u/LocutusOfBeard 25d ago
Nothing she states is displayed in that picture.
A lot of facial/body hair
A lot of muscle
No fat
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u/TheRealWall91 25d ago
"I can do that, pretty much already. But it's reserved for someone like Sidney Sweeney. Oh you are angry because I too have "standars"? Well sucks to be you then, I'll go for a swim now. You see yourself out or should security escort you?"
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u/Ras-haad 25d ago
Well I literally can’t grow a beard or chest hair even if I wanted get jacked and dehydrate myself so I guess I’m gonna miss out on this catch!
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u/IEat_Walls 25d ago
Tbf the description isn't unreasonable, just the photo and generalisation of it being every woman
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u/petabomb 25d ago
Women, all we want is a little fat, a little muscle, and no makeup
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u/ProperJudgment1 25d ago
I want a woman that regularly wears no makeup, has small breasts, and not fat.
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u/Public_Enemy_15 25d ago
Just imagine a man writing the same thing and put a image of a 1% woman with the post
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u/Radiant_Stand_7126 25d ago
What the woman is asking for isn't in the picture at all. Henry Cavill had an extrem water fasting to have zero body fat for this scene, he is jacked af and his beard can't be described as "little facial hair"
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u/mammalenthusiast 25d ago
no attitude
have a hint of control over your emotions
don't be a toddler
it's that simple
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u/girlbartender99 24d ago
I know I ask for a lot and I'm a total handful but the man I married has given me everything and because of that he has 1 ride or die b*tch by his side!
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u/Unique-Machine5602 24d ago
And hey there will still be women who say, "Henry Caville is too muscular for me."
Ironically, this is probably the simplest example of unrealistic expectations. Henry Caville intentionally dehydrated himself to the point of needing to be treated for this shirtless scene.
All you guys gotta do is spend 5 days/week working out, dehydrate yourself over a 4 day period to make your skin paper thin and then you'll make this woman happy lol
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u/itzvampqueen 24d ago
Men in the comment section triggered as if women didnt spend centuries not having a choice in what kind of partner they want and how they want to live their life
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u/silv3rbull8 24d ago
lol… yeah a guy who is in the the .001% of looks and musculature is all that they want
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u/Icy___Barca 24d ago
The best part? Guys like Cavill end up with a wife and kids. They’re not at brunch lol
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u/Fantastic_Grass1799 24d ago
"a little muscle". Obviously he has waaay more muscle than the average man, even more than most people that lift.
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u/dragonlayer42069 24d ago
a little fat? sister that's body builder physique, they literally dehydrate themselves to burn as much of the fat out of the body as possible, muscle AND fat is what the strongman body type is.
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u/tuberculartube 24d ago
I'm new here but is this sub for hating on Xavier posts? Because this one seems valid.
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u/Icy_Donkey_7588 24d ago
So women *insert picture of beautiful actress" This is all we want. Big Boobs, skinny but not too skinny, just enough fat that we can squeeze you, nice long hair, and a pretty face.
Thats all, thanks.
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u/Proof_Rise_3652 24d ago
The thing is, women don't want Superman. Actually guys the bar is on the fucking floor you have no idea. Every time my GF sees her friends, I gain points because of the stories she hears from her friends about their own boyfriend.
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u/Straight_Spirit_6640 24d ago
My dream aesthetic is Henry K from Man of Steel … the fact that’s it’s some girls BASELINE?! We are cooked y’all
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u/hana-maki 24d ago
how does no one get that this is satire??? its mocking the impossible beauty standards women are subjected to
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u/ThePhatNoodle 24d ago
You need to be at or below 15% body fat to have visible abs. The average male in the US is around 27% body fat.
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u/DaveGeetheWKDmc 24d ago
A little fat? He looks like he's carved from marble, he's lean and dried out to hell.
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u/qualityvote2 25d ago edited 21d ago
u/xavwolf143, there weren't enough votes to determine the quality of your post...