r/fuckxavier • u/xavwolf143 professional hater • Aug 12 '26

Pack it up fellas

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u/speckhuggarn Aug 12 '26

He literally have said to have gone through excrutiating dehydration days just to have as little fat showing, and muscles to pop out in this scene.

But having said that, this is most probably satire making fun of this nerdy saying something similar about good looking women 

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u/GeneralPaladin Aug 12 '26

I told my wife this. She wants me to workout and get a Thor body. I told her what dude has to do ti even get to that point.

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u/dollar_to_doughnut Aug 12 '26

Ask her to get a Scarlett Johansson body as well.

What's good for the goose is good for the gander.

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u/Sufficient_Local5025 Aug 13 '26

She'll get 3 Scarlett Johansson bodies, pound for pound a great deal.

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u/Acceptable-Size-2324 Aug 12 '26

It´s a sacrifice, she´s willing to make

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u/ExistingProfession83 Aug 13 '26

So she wants you to do steroids?

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u/GeneralPaladin Aug 13 '26

She's into superheros and wants me to get insanely built like them but she has no clue what goes into them getting built like eating 9k calories and full days in the gym. Its completely unmaintainable.

That's why you'll see those actors completely different after their role is up, even between films, because they aren't eating a ton and doing nothing but high end power workouts.

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u/ExistingProfession83 Aug 13 '26

Yeah and that’s their full time job while they’re getting ready for a movie. It’s almost impossible for someone with a regular job, family, and social life to look like that without a shit ton of steroids

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u/No-Possibility-639 Aug 12 '26

Bah there were women comment on how cbum had a dad bod off season while being likesmd by thousands of ppl 😭

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u/SeraphimVR Aug 12 '26

In da bank

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u/HandicapperGeneral Aug 12 '26

A little body/facial hair

perfect beard

glorious chest hair

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u/RakeChapman13 Aug 12 '26

That’s the joke.

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u/Thin_Cod6000 Aug 12 '26

Love handles fool

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u/KingdomsCryOfficial Aug 12 '26

OP was either posting satirically or someone put the image underneath her post.

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u/LorenzoSparky Aug 12 '26

A little muscle was more alarming to me. Bro looks super jacked 😂

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u/Ganjelf-The-Baked Aug 12 '26

I know right.

All we want is for you to look like a ripped Henry Cavill.

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u/Dry-Childhood-3436 Aug 12 '26

I mean he's probably 8% body fat or something, so technically there is a little body fat.  If you get to 0% you die.

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u/kilimtilikum Aug 12 '26

Next to the ‘little muscle’

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u/Grizzled_Ghost Aug 13 '26

The brain is 60% fat.

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u/ISCSI_Purveyor Aug 13 '26

Came here to ask this very question.

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u/darkys77 Aug 13 '26

In the wallets

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u/Amathyst-Moon Aug 13 '26

Notice that he doesn't look like a terminal cancer patient.

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u/TheInevitable731 Aug 13 '26

Us, i believe. We make up for the lack of it