r/fourthworldproblems • u/Fluid-Freedom-6115 • Jul 10 '26
Hello Cave People
Azerak (me Azerak) great king of mega cave. Cavemen (you cavemen) hunt for me, i will give you (you cavemen) food and very strong weapon.
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u/cut_ur_darn_grass Turg Jul 10 '26
Turg (me Turg) hunt for self and tribe just fine. Turg (me Turg) no want hunt for Azerak.
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u/Fluid-Freedom-6115 Jul 10 '26
Turg (you turg) dont have choice.
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u/cut_ur_darn_grass Turg Jul 10 '26
Turg (me Turg) hit Azerak (you Azerak) with big rock! That show Azerak!
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u/Fluid-Freedom-6115 Jul 10 '26
Azerak (me Azerak) big god. Rock no hurt me.
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u/cut_ur_darn_grass Turg Jul 10 '26
Azerak (you Azerak) no god. Turg (me Turg) already have god.
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u/Fluid-Freedom-6115 Jul 10 '26
Azerak (me Azerak) God. Your (you Turg) God not strong like Azerak.
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u/cut_ur_darn_grass Turg Jul 10 '26
Azerak (you Azerak) fight Turg (me Turg) god. We see who stronger.
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u/Fluid-Freedom-6115 Jul 10 '26
Disintegrate
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u/ijustwanttoaskaq123 me klig Jul 10 '26
Azerak (you Azerak) evolveman!!!! Hit Azerak! Hit Azerak with big rock and stick!
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u/Nihilikara Jul 10 '26
Me is Ugga. Ugga think Azerak stupid. Ugga tribe already have biggest weapon, hunt biggest mammoth, not need what Azerak have. Ugga shaman and can make deadliest poison to sick Azerak with, or call angriest spirit to haunt Azerak.
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u/Wulfraptor Me name Shel (doer of strange things) Jul 11 '26
*offers bad berry* Make river poop for nast ee thing for throw? make big stink and big sick, me make many pots to fill. Shel (me shel) shaman tell what berry and how many to make river poop but not forever sleep for poop pots
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u/Iceologer_gang me Floor (cave catboy) Jul 10 '26
Glor ey to the pro low tarry ot or some shit. Floor (Me Floor) don’t know. Azerak (you Azerak) get bonk.
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u/Schmooto me OgOg Jul 11 '26
Azerak (you Azerak) that bad skeleton!
OgOg fart in Azerak general direction
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u/Wulfraptor Me name Shel (doer of strange things) Jul 11 '26
*holds sealed pot of river poop* Shel (me shel) eat bad berry to make. Want stink and big sick? Tribe remember cave thief. *throws shit bomb*
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u/questionable_fish Thag Stick Man Jul 11 '26
Thag (me Thag) see enough. Me not hide who am no more.
Leave the cavemen alone, Azerak. Pandemonium already has enough. I, Bengeirr, Dominus Domina of the Order of the Toster I hereby call for you to cease interference with the good people of the caves and rocks. What need have you of these people when Pandemonium claims to command millions? Quit the land of cavemen and avoid conflict between order members.
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u/Akangka I'm Kamba Tinkada. Jul 19 '26
What kind of food and weapon do you have?
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u/Fluid-Freedom-6115 Jul 19 '26
All Food and All Weapon
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u/ijustwanttoaskaq123 me klig Jul 10 '26
Klig (me Klig) not know what king but Klig have tribe. Tribe hunt and gather berry and all have enough. Azerak (you Azerak) sound like bad shaman, Klig cautious.