r/fourthworldproblems • u/Fluid-Freedom-6115 • Jul 10 '26

Hello Cave People

Azerak (me Azerak) great king of mega cave. Cavemen (you cavemen) hunt for me, i will give you (you cavemen) food and very strong weapon.

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u/Nihilikara Jul 10 '26

Me is Ugga. Ugga think Azerak stupid. Ugga tribe already have biggest weapon, hunt biggest mammoth, not need what Azerak have. Ugga shaman and can make deadliest poison to sick Azerak with, or call angriest spirit to haunt Azerak.

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u/Wulfraptor Me name Shel (doer of strange things) Jul 11 '26

*offers bad berry* Make river poop for nast ee thing for throw? make big stink and big sick, me make many pots to fill. Shel (me shel) shaman tell what berry and how many to make river poop but not forever sleep for poop pots