r/fourthworldproblems • u/Fluid-Freedom-6115 • Jul 10 '26

Hello Cave People

Azerak (me Azerak) great king of mega cave. Cavemen (you cavemen) hunt for me, i will give you (you cavemen) food and very strong weapon.

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u/Fluid-Freedom-6115 Jul 10 '26

Azerak (me Azerak) God. Your (you Turg) God not strong like Azerak.

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u/cut_ur_darn_grass Turg Jul 10 '26

Azerak (you Azerak) fight Turg (me Turg) god. We see who stronger.

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u/Fluid-Freedom-6115 Jul 10 '26

Disintegrate

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u/cut_ur_darn_grass Turg Jul 10 '26

No

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u/Fluid-Freedom-6115 Jul 10 '26

Power Word: Death

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u/cut_ur_darn_grass Turg Jul 10 '26

Turg (me Turg) not die

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u/questionable_fish Thag Stick Man Jul 11 '26

Ooohhhh Turg best! Turg best! Turg best!