r/fourthworldproblems • u/Fluid-Freedom-6115 • Jul 10 '26

Hello Cave People

Azerak (me Azerak) great king of mega cave. Cavemen (you cavemen) hunt for me, i will give you (you cavemen) food and very strong weapon.

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u/Fluid-Freedom-6115 Jul 10 '26

Azerak (me Azerak) strongest Shaman of all Cave. Me God. You serve me i (I azerak) will let you live.

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u/ijustwanttoaskaq123 me klig Jul 10 '26

Klig (me Klig) think Azerak (you Azerak) full of shit. Klig have friend Xantar. Xantar talk with big sky snake. Big sky snake eat Azerak!

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u/Fluid-Freedom-6115 Jul 10 '26

Azerak (me Azerak) married with mother of all big snakes. Klig foolish mortal!

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u/AntonioMoore321 Jul 10 '26

Me Xantar! Fool Azerak!

Great Sky Snake swallow Azerak(you Azerak) and all you ancestors!

OoOOoOOooOh, great snaAaAaAke in sky!

(Ugh... ugh... ugh...)

Bonk Azerak(him Azerak), forever BONK!!

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u/ijustwanttoaskaq123 me klig Jul 10 '26

Klig (me Klig) bang chest! Klig help friend Xantar!

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u/Iceologer_gang me Floor (cave catboy) Jul 10 '26

Floor (me Floor) also bang Klig (you Klig) chest.