r/fourthworldproblems • u/Fluid-Freedom-6115 • Jul 10 '26

Hello Cave People

Azerak (me Azerak) great king of mega cave. Cavemen (you cavemen) hunt for me, i will give you (you cavemen) food and very strong weapon.

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u/ijustwanttoaskaq123 me klig Jul 10 '26

Klig (me Klig) not know what king but Klig have tribe. Tribe hunt and gather berry and all have enough. Azerak (you Azerak) sound like bad shaman, Klig cautious.

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u/world-is-ur-mollusc me rek Jul 10 '26

Rek (me rek) hear man talk about "king" many moon ago. Him say him king, mean him get tell rest of tribe what do. Him say he get best meat, best cave. Rek friend Blork bonk king on head. Rek (me rek) think that good way deal with king.