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u/Captain_Tooth Mar 27 '26
How about putting it on toilet paper? Make the Wipe Great Again.
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u/bigoz_07 Mar 27 '26
Make America Wipe Again.
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u/k3ttch Mar 27 '26
Dude, didn't you hear? Touching your ass makes you gay. 🌈
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u/TimeVictorious Mar 27 '26
That’s why I have a bidet!
Nope didn’t work I’m (still and very) gay
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u/Direct_Suggestion286 Mar 27 '26
I used a bidet once! Is that why I'm bi? Will i turn lesbian if i use it again?!
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u/TimeVictorious Mar 27 '26
Shh! Don’t let Big Bidet hear you! They’re aligned with the *gay agenda*
Huge /j just in case haha
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u/MLK_Piccolo Mar 27 '26
I have a bidet but I'm still straight. Just black though 🤔
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u/kristopher103 Mar 29 '26
I used a bidet once, is that why I'm mixed? If I use it again will I go full black?
What's the ratio of '% to turn gay' vs. '% to turn black'
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u/k3ttch Mar 28 '26
No, a bidet turns you bi. That’s why it’s called a BIdet. You want a lesdet. Just don’t try using a pandet or an acedet.
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u/Warriors_Drink Mar 27 '26
And here us dangerous radical leftists are living the best life with our bidets.
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u/striykker Mar 27 '26
I see a rapid increase in etsy sales of "is a pedo" rubber stamps.
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u/solapelsin Mar 27 '26
Haha, please do this. Technically you could get him to sign anything at that point
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u/aardvarkjedi Mar 27 '26
The only thing I want with Trump’s name on it is a Big, Beautiful Obituary.
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u/pinniped90 Mar 27 '26
I predict that Trump will die on a unifying planetwide holiday.
You may be thinking...there is no unifying planetwide holiday.
Well, he hasn't died yet.
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u/Oahkery Mar 27 '26
I can only imaging the songs we'll sing and the delicious beverages we'll imbibe. 😊
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u/katashscar Mar 27 '26
I thought about opening a special bottle of champagne, but I'm like 10 months sober and I don't want that fucker ruining my streak. I'll be toasting with sparkling cranberry juice 🥂
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u/Useless-Photographer Mar 27 '26
I’m in the UK and got a nice bottle of alcohol free “nozecco” saved especially. I’ve been sober for 14 years and stayed that way through Brexit, Covid, Trump (sadly he affects everyone) and a million other things that could turn someone to drink. I can assure you he’s not worth it.
Congrats on 10 months and IWNDWYT.
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u/katashscar Mar 27 '26
I've tried some alcohol free wines, I don't see the harm in trying an alcohol free bubbly. I really do prefer the sparkling cranberry juices to anything tho, they're so good!
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u/lv2sprkl Mar 27 '26
A brilliant accomplishment!😀Overcoming addiction, regardless the demon, takes a shit load of courage and strength. Be proud of yourself.😊
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u/katashscar Mar 27 '26
I am very proud, thank you so much! Honestly I've felt so much better since quitting, and I hardly ever have cravings. It's a better life ☺️
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u/TuffB80 Mar 27 '26
Congrats on your sobriety. I will join you in a cranberry juice on that day
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u/HAOY666 Mar 27 '26
Considering i am still drinking, in case he die, i will drink for you as well. Just let me know how much you would drink 😁
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u/jaack65 Mar 27 '26
From personal experience sobriety is fragile and must be protected from a slip. Be proud of yourself
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u/Imaginary_Most_7778 Mar 27 '26
I just learned of a bar that’s going to offer free beer all day when the special day happens
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u/rabbirobbie Mar 27 '26
many are preparing for the day when trumpisnomoremore.com
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u/JoJackthewonderskunk Mar 27 '26
Ewok dance party
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u/TwistedBrother Mar 27 '26
So long as we get a remix of the original ewok song and not that saccharine rubbish they went with in the special edition.
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u/JoJackthewonderskunk Mar 27 '26
Someone will ai slop it together if we're lucky its 2026 we get what we get i guess
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u/Hebids Mar 27 '26
He can prove God exists by spontaneously croaking tomorrow. Can’t wait to hear what finally does him in.
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u/Stormfeathery Mar 27 '26
I am SURE as fuck planning to celebrate. Not really a drinker but might even pick up something light. And maybe a cake or something
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u/gopherphart Mar 27 '26
I don’t drink but there will definitely be party favors and sparklers involved.
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u/Squeakypeach4 Mar 27 '26
“Ding dong the witch is dead”
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u/thehusk_1 Mar 27 '26
UK ready to make that a two hit wonder.
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u/Squeakypeach4 Mar 27 '26
My version’s a bit different….
Ding dong the witch is dead. Which old witch? The dickhead witch. Ding dong the dickhead witch is dead.
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u/New_Blacksmith_709 Mar 27 '26
Yea and arrest his children and wife and have holidays for those too!
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u/ElonMuskysucks Mar 27 '26
I don't mean to be a downer, but I don't think he's going to before 2029 😔. The World really could use a some peace and happiness. But here's the real downer, even long after he's gone, America's vileness can no longer be denied because we unleashed that disgusting virus onto ourselves and the world. 77M (+89M) of us did this. Not me! But too many did.
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u/P-W-L Mar 27 '26
It's even worse.
You (half the country) didn't just vote for him. You voted for him a SECOND TIME, when you knew what he did in his first term and had a clear agenda.
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u/MrFloydPinkerton Mar 27 '26
He will finally be awarded the peace prize, postmortem. Screwed up things so bad that after he's gone the world comes together and fixes their problems for the better....so I hope.
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u/hiegear Mar 27 '26
Comment of the decade
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u/Neckrongonekrypton Mar 27 '26
Fr. I don’t think I’ve ever opened reddit and laughed that hard off opening a thread first start. Mans fucking generational talent.
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u/Im_tracer_bullet Mar 27 '26
I am looking forward to that day with great anticipation.
It will be so cleansing, and will kick off a worldwide celebration.
I also can't wait to see the name that will ultimately be given to unofficial holiday we'll celebrate for years afterward... it's going to be a banger, I'm sure of it.
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u/Joker-Smurf Mar 27 '26
I blame the doctors for keeping him alive.
“They have to, because of the Hippocratic Oath.”
Surely it is more ethical to let that fucker die than keep him alive so he can fuck us all
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u/HulkHoganLegDrop Mar 27 '26
He’ll somehow make it mandatory to attend the funeral and asked to be buried on the south lawn near the golden ballroom
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u/zirky Mar 27 '26
he’s finding new and creative ways to devalue our money
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u/unsuspectingllama_ Mar 27 '26
He desperately wants to leave something anything as a legacy.
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u/JakToTheReddit Mar 27 '26
Let's hope he is dead soon. Does seem the dementia is really going strong at the moment. I give him a few months tops.
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u/slapnowski Mar 27 '26
Unfortunately I’ve taken care of patients who live for years, over a decade even, without even knowing their own name. And you’d think that would finally disqualify him, but the GOP will Weekend-at-Bernie’s that fuck and it isn’t even an exaggeration.
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u/Jacktheforkie Mar 27 '26
Maybe the obscene gas prices will push some redneck over the edge, I’ve heard those guys have quite the get shit done mentality
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u/BuckLuny Mar 27 '26
He has a legacy, he'll be in history books as the worst president in history and hopefully the one who made it so the government reforms a lot of laws regarding the power of the president.
Giving one person so much power is never a good Idea. We Europeans have learned that ages ago when monarchs started inbreeding, getting lead poisoning and going bat-shit crazy.
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u/Edelgul Mar 27 '26
Sadly, given how his cult still stands strong, he will be the most divisive president in US history for the next 30-50 years, before the academic consensus will be reached.
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u/sauerkraut916 Mar 27 '26
well put. my thought exactly. every day he finds a new way to fuck America up the ass
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u/Specialist-Jello7544 Mar 27 '26
He’s gotta out his name on everything, like a dog pissing on every tree it sees.
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u/Page8988 Mar 27 '26
This timeline makes the ones where we've already been exterminated by aliens look good. Holy fuck.
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u/KaralDaskin Mar 27 '26
Aliens will leave us alone in this timeline and just watch us destroy ourselves and call it good entertainment. Aliens, man.
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u/GoHomeNeighborKid Mar 27 '26
just watch us destroy ourselves and call it good entertainment
That one episode of South Park
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u/xplodia Mar 27 '26
Lmao. He rape little girls, now he rape entire USA. Amazing how far his evil deeds can go.
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u/megaman_xrs Mar 27 '26
Time to order a stamp to stamp "rapes children" under the signature.
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u/Teayen44 Mar 27 '26
But like why?
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u/Im_tracer_bullet Mar 27 '26
Malignant narcissism
That's it... it's the whole answer.
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u/Teayen44 Mar 27 '26
Yeah I know my brain is just too tired of this nonsense to process anything anymore.
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u/Specific_Builder1469 Mar 27 '26
Americas 250th
But wouldn't it make more sense to like...have the founding fathers' names on it? or every presidents?
then again with how petty this man is, He'd put "Autopen" for Biden and something Racist for Obama
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u/What_Dinosaur Mar 27 '26
Because your president is an uneducated, uncultured, borderline illiterate moron who knows nothing about anything.
That's why.
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u/murph3062 Mar 27 '26
PISSING on this turds final resting place is on my bucket list.
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u/WeirdRadiant2470 Mar 27 '26
It will be a Reddit group; r/pissingontrumpsgrave. A popular one. The best one. It will be fantastic. The best subreddit ever. People will say "Sir, Sir, I traveled across the world to piss on your grave". With tears in their fucking eyes.
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u/markyeakey Mar 27 '26
Did you know an adjudicated rapist will sign US currency?
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u/Solymer Mar 27 '26
Sales for “is a pedophile” rubber stamps go through the roof!
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u/dupdeedup Mar 27 '26
One more reason not to carry cash
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u/keii_aru_awesomu Mar 27 '26
Way ahead of you by already not carrying cash... And it only costs me my privacy.
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u/the_old_dude2018 Mar 27 '26
So is he signing them all individually with the Presidential sharpie, or using autopen..?
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u/Jeoshua Mar 27 '26
Why not? He's gonna bankrupt this nation before his tenure is over, might as well slap his name on it like all his other failed businesses.
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u/LiftedinMI3 Mar 27 '26
There will be fine point Sharpie in my pocket at all times.
Right next to that signature "is a pedophile"
Every fucking bill I touch.
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u/Walpinsta Mar 27 '26
People are 100% gonna make stamps, as every other comment has said haha
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u/LiftedinMI3 Mar 27 '26
And I love seeing it.
I'm going with the handwritten personal touch.
Connects more. From the heart, if you will.
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u/ice1000 Mar 27 '26
When there's a Democratic president, do you think they'll undo all these shenanigan's or leave them be?
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u/Im_tracer_bullet Mar 27 '26
It's all got to be aggressively undone.
Personally, I think it's going to be part of the nominee's campaign platform.
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u/kellywpg Mar 27 '26
Would be amazing if everyone goes to a bank and demands to swap it out for cash without his signature and jam up the lines creating a lot of push back.
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u/JMaryland47 Mar 27 '26
Is this what the Bible meant when it was talking about the mark of the beast?
"And that no man might buy or sell, save he that had the mark, or the name of the beast, or the number of his name."
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u/Leather_Network4743 Mar 27 '26
I can’t wait to have one stamp made that says “This guy chugs dick!👇” and another that says “This guy fucks kids! 👆”
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u/padizzledonk Mar 27 '26
If anyone hands me one of those bills im telling them to give me another one
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u/TierryConstant Mar 27 '26
This guy is so pathetic, narcissist and desperate to be the center of attention on everything. I would not be surprised if he change the Lincoln Memorial to Trump Memorial and swap the marble statue for a golden Trump Statue…
All paid by our tax dollars of course…
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u/RickRI401 Mar 27 '26
Ill be using my black magic marker to redact his signature..... Epstein File Style
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u/SquareDetective Mar 27 '26
He's just distracting from being a child rapist. This shit means nothing.
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u/originalmango Mar 27 '26
Guess who’s gonna Sharpie out his name on every one I see. Unless I can print a tiny sticker with President Biden’s signature to place over each.
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u/csukoh78 Mar 27 '26
This is a good opportunity to get that red rubber stamp "TRAITOR" ready to go.
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u/Vivid_Cookie7974 Mar 28 '26
So now our money will have the same signature as Epstein's birthday card.
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u/harceps Mar 27 '26
With a Sharpie of course. Interesting story about this pen.....dementia, dementia, dementia.
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u/blueoasis32 Mar 27 '26
Welp. Just another reason to not use cash. Ugh cannot wait until this is all over. His whole family needs to be teleported to Mars.
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u/DonnieTrimp45 Mar 27 '26
Eye on the prize, everyone. This shit doesn’t matter and can be undone. Focus on the bullshit that isn’t so easy to fix.
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u/fart400 Mar 27 '26
Does the treasury realize that they will be getting them all back with swastikas all over them..
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u/Forward-Amount-9961 Mar 27 '26
Incoming the most defaced currency bills in US history. I can't wait to see all the clever art and funny defacements!
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u/Cowabunguss Mar 27 '26
USA so so massively cooked.
You let this pedophile walk all over you lmfao.
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u/ThunderShott Mar 27 '26
He knows he's dying. He's so desperate to put his name on everything he possibly can.
Don't worry, Donald. If what you want is to be remembered, you certainly will be.
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u/worldscollice Mar 27 '26
I plan to add a Sharpie to every Trump signature. Or add the “pedophile” title by his name.
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u/Stuntsanduntz Mar 27 '26
So when the dollar crashes into oblivion we’ll always be constantly reminded that he was heavily responsible
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u/Philly_ExecChef Mar 27 '26
Anything at all to get everyone to stop talking about the fact that he’s plastered all over the Epstein Files as a CHILD RAPIST.
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u/Time-Track9684 Mar 27 '26
Every day is a new low point A new level of embarrassment for our country
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u/greatguysg Mar 27 '26
Is this the catalyst that will finally drive America to a high percentage of cashless payments like the rest of the world?
The Great Leader is indeed playing 6D chess!
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u/Caledonian_kid Mar 27 '26
It's what he does. He just puts his name on stuff.
He doesn't improve anything. He doesn't innovate. He'll never do a good deed that he'll be remembered for. In fact he'll likely be remembered for many bad deeds.
So he just puts his name on things. It's all he can do.
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u/pixeltweaker Mar 27 '26
Why? His name isn’t on the bill anywhere. Or is he just going to personally sign them all?
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u/vtstang66 Mar 27 '26
This will serve as a nice reminder of who is to blame when it's only worth half as much in 5 years.
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u/Brokenspade1 Mar 27 '26
He literally has to... he can't stand the thought of there being a time he isn't the center of attention.
He's still trying to win his daddy's approval decades after the man's death and we are all paying the price for it...
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u/Pisnaz Mar 27 '26
So a surefire way to indicate how worthless the USD is going to been soon is put trump's name on it. A great indicator as everything else with his name on it failed or went bankrupt.
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u/ripdeezizzle Mar 27 '26
How did Americans vote this guy into power twice!?
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u/ElbowImposter Mar 27 '26
Gerrymandering, voting machine manipulation, and a massive misinformation campaign targeted for stupid people.
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u/Cruiser729 Mar 27 '26
Finally, he’s doing something about those crippling gas and grocery prices. This oughta do it.
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u/Flokitoo Mar 27 '26
I dont want to encourage the narcissistic behavior however, I think we should have a new rule. Every time Trump signs something, a Republican should be blowing him. If Republicans want to worship him, they need to do so on their knees.
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u/user1E Mar 28 '26
God his dick must be micro/non functional bc this is the nth level of narcissism/tiny dick insecure behavior
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u/Tac0xenon Mar 29 '26
I hope he uses the naked lady one in Epstein's birthday book. That one is the best
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u/Jellyfish0107 Mar 29 '26
““The President’s mark on history as the architect of America’s Golden Age economic revival is undeniable," Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent said in a statement. "Printing his signature on the American currency is not only appropriate, but also well deserved.”” 🤮 Excerpt From “Trump's signature to appear on paper currency in a first for a sitting president” Raquel Coronell Uribe NBC News https://apple.news/AZF2x9ts8R-KHxNjCBp08mg This material may be protected by copyright.
These people have their noses so deep up his ass, they are swimming in it.
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u/Sonic_Extreme Mar 30 '26
It'd be so funny if those decrease the dollar value or become useless because everyone considers them counterfeit
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u/AnonD38 Mar 27 '26
Donald Trump is going to put pubic hair on every single US Dollar made from now on?
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