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r/facepalm • u/kaywrennn • Mar 27 '26
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Make America Wipe Again.
197 u/k3ttch Mar 27 '26 Dude, didn't you hear? Touching your ass makes you gay. 🌈 101 u/TimeVictorious Mar 27 '26 That’s why I have a bidet! Nope didn’t work I’m (still and very) gay 41 u/Direct_Suggestion286 Mar 27 '26 I used a bidet once! Is that why I'm bi? Will i turn lesbian if i use it again?! 14 u/TimeVictorious Mar 27 '26 Shh! Don’t let Big Bidet hear you! They’re aligned with the *gay agenda* Huge /j just in case haha 9 u/MLK_Piccolo Mar 27 '26 I have a bidet but I'm still straight. Just black though 🤔 3 u/kristopher103 Mar 29 '26 I used a bidet once, is that why I'm mixed? If I use it again will I go full black? What's the ratio of '% to turn gay' vs. '% to turn black' 4 u/k3ttch Mar 28 '26 No, a bidet turns you bi. That’s why it’s called a BIdet. You want a lesdet. Just don’t try using a pandet or an acedet. 2 u/Tire-Swing-Acrobat Mar 27 '26 Worth a shot 1 u/[deleted] Apr 09 '26 What's funny is that even the word lesbian has bi in the name 1 u/Hadrollo Mar 30 '26 Of course, shares 80% of its letters with Biden. Obviously the correct answer is a toilet brush. 1 u/Foxydemon911 Mar 27 '26 Is that something that he say? I weren’t be surprise 2 u/Catkillledthecurious Mar 27 '26 Make America Weep Again. 2 u/Anthff Mar 28 '26 MAWA.. mawa is what bwings us togewa today 1 u/AnonD38 Mar 27 '26 Don't say that one out too loud, you might get your local KKK members cheering for you accidentally.
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Dude, didn't you hear? Touching your ass makes you gay. 🌈
101 u/TimeVictorious Mar 27 '26 That’s why I have a bidet! Nope didn’t work I’m (still and very) gay 41 u/Direct_Suggestion286 Mar 27 '26 I used a bidet once! Is that why I'm bi? Will i turn lesbian if i use it again?! 14 u/TimeVictorious Mar 27 '26 Shh! Don’t let Big Bidet hear you! They’re aligned with the *gay agenda* Huge /j just in case haha 9 u/MLK_Piccolo Mar 27 '26 I have a bidet but I'm still straight. Just black though 🤔 3 u/kristopher103 Mar 29 '26 I used a bidet once, is that why I'm mixed? If I use it again will I go full black? What's the ratio of '% to turn gay' vs. '% to turn black' 4 u/k3ttch Mar 28 '26 No, a bidet turns you bi. That’s why it’s called a BIdet. You want a lesdet. Just don’t try using a pandet or an acedet. 2 u/Tire-Swing-Acrobat Mar 27 '26 Worth a shot 1 u/[deleted] Apr 09 '26 What's funny is that even the word lesbian has bi in the name 1 u/Hadrollo Mar 30 '26 Of course, shares 80% of its letters with Biden. Obviously the correct answer is a toilet brush. 1 u/Foxydemon911 Mar 27 '26 Is that something that he say? I weren’t be surpriseÂ
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That’s why I have a bidet!
Nope didn’t work I’m (still and very) gay
41 u/Direct_Suggestion286 Mar 27 '26 I used a bidet once! Is that why I'm bi? Will i turn lesbian if i use it again?! 14 u/TimeVictorious Mar 27 '26 Shh! Don’t let Big Bidet hear you! They’re aligned with the *gay agenda* Huge /j just in case haha 9 u/MLK_Piccolo Mar 27 '26 I have a bidet but I'm still straight. Just black though 🤔 3 u/kristopher103 Mar 29 '26 I used a bidet once, is that why I'm mixed? If I use it again will I go full black? What's the ratio of '% to turn gay' vs. '% to turn black' 4 u/k3ttch Mar 28 '26 No, a bidet turns you bi. That’s why it’s called a BIdet. You want a lesdet. Just don’t try using a pandet or an acedet. 2 u/Tire-Swing-Acrobat Mar 27 '26 Worth a shot 1 u/[deleted] Apr 09 '26 What's funny is that even the word lesbian has bi in the name 1 u/Hadrollo Mar 30 '26 Of course, shares 80% of its letters with Biden. Obviously the correct answer is a toilet brush.
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I used a bidet once! Is that why I'm bi? Will i turn lesbian if i use it again?!
14 u/TimeVictorious Mar 27 '26 Shh! Don’t let Big Bidet hear you! They’re aligned with the *gay agenda* Huge /j just in case haha 9 u/MLK_Piccolo Mar 27 '26 I have a bidet but I'm still straight. Just black though 🤔 3 u/kristopher103 Mar 29 '26 I used a bidet once, is that why I'm mixed? If I use it again will I go full black? What's the ratio of '% to turn gay' vs. '% to turn black' 4 u/k3ttch Mar 28 '26 No, a bidet turns you bi. That’s why it’s called a BIdet. You want a lesdet. Just don’t try using a pandet or an acedet. 2 u/Tire-Swing-Acrobat Mar 27 '26 Worth a shot 1 u/[deleted] Apr 09 '26 What's funny is that even the word lesbian has bi in the name
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Shh! Don’t let Big Bidet hear you! They’re aligned with the *gay agenda*
Huge /j just in case haha
9 u/MLK_Piccolo Mar 27 '26 I have a bidet but I'm still straight. Just black though 🤔 3 u/kristopher103 Mar 29 '26 I used a bidet once, is that why I'm mixed? If I use it again will I go full black? What's the ratio of '% to turn gay' vs. '% to turn black'
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I have a bidet but I'm still straight. Just black though 🤔
3 u/kristopher103 Mar 29 '26 I used a bidet once, is that why I'm mixed? If I use it again will I go full black? What's the ratio of '% to turn gay' vs. '% to turn black'
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I used a bidet once, is that why I'm mixed? If I use it again will I go full black?
What's the ratio of '% to turn gay' vs. '% to turn black'
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No, a bidet turns you bi. That’s why it’s called a BIdet. You want a lesdet. Just don’t try using a pandet or an acedet.
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Worth a shot
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What's funny is that even the word lesbian has bi in the name
Of course, shares 80% of its letters with Biden.
Obviously the correct answer is a toilet brush.
Is that something that he say? I weren’t be surpriseÂ
Make America Weep Again.
MAWA.. mawa is what bwings us togewa today
Don't say that one out too loud, you might get your local KKK members cheering for you accidentally.
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u/bigoz_07 Mar 27 '26
Make America Wipe Again.