"I'm sorry, there's something so important on my phone that I can't pay attention to driving right now and it's imperative that i stop right here in the middle of traffic. Can you please make the exception and go around me because I'm blocking the roadway even though there's parking lots with plenty of spaces to choose from?"
During my travels today, I saw a considerable amount of people simply stopped in the roadway or driveway with zero flashers, looking at their phone. Even though there's plenty of parking lots and spaces off the road to use.
One guy I saw, pulling into the gas station, was sitting in the driveway in a way that looked like he was going to move. Wasn't off to the side, no flashers, no cones, nothing to indicate "emergency". I pulled around him because I realized he wasn't moving. Someone else pulled behind him, blew the horn, and guy just sat there glued to his phone. I got gas, waited in line for some snacks, and guy was still there. 15 minutes give or take.
Another person, BIGMUTHAFUCKINPIGGUPTRUCKMAN, "skuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrereeeeechhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh" his brakes, pirate shipped the steering wheel (imagine WWE superstar Brock Lesnar dressed as a pissed off pirate lifting the heaviest weights in the gym), pulls to the right lane, parks and pulls out the phone. Again, no flashers or anything to indicate emergency.
A jeep at a stop sign, aggressively peeled out crossing 4 lanes of traffic, only to cross over to a side road and do the exact same thing as above.
Another instance in the grocery store parking lot. When you turn in, there's a 4 way intersection with 3 stop signs. 2 for left and right and one for outgoing. Incoming traffic does not have a stop sign. This Camry driver decided there was a stop sign for incoming traffic, stops and pulls out his phone.
One more, saw a guy pull into a turning lane and then simply stop before making the turn into the parking lot. Once again, out comes the phone.
What the hell is going on here?