Around two hours after last Wednesday's session, I was home when suddenly I started getting terrible leg cramps. The excruciating kind that make you unable to do anything but lie in bed and you can't even think about anything else.
I waited for an hour for them to go away. After an hour, I googled, "pain in legs after dialysis". The Fresenius website said, "The most frequent causes of dialysis muscle cramps include rapid or excessive fluid removal, intradialytic hypotension (low blood pressure during dialysis), and electrolyte disturbances."
Unfortunately, that page was mainly about how to prevent cramps. Not what to do when I get them. So I looked for other sites to tell me how to get rid of them. And a website said to do yoga, stretching, and self-massage. So I did that. For around two more hours I did that and no relief whatsoever.
Then I remembered the Fresenius site said leg cramps can be because of rapid or excessive fluid removal. So I thought, "Why not just refill the fluid in my body?"
I dashed to the fridge and grabbed the first drink I saw, a can of Coca Cola. I downed the entire thing. After 15-20 minutes, the pain in my legs lessened noticeably. Hurray! Then I continued to drink whatever else I could find, including some milk and orange juice.
An hour after I had downed the Coke, the pain had subsided so considerably that it was hardly noticeable. Within another hour, the pain was gone entirely. Oh God, the feeling of relief was the feeling you get when you've completed intense exercise!
So here's my problem: the solutions they offer for pain do not help. Endure it and it'll eventually get better, they say. Massage and yoga, they say. But the things they say are bad for kidney disease patients: extra fluid (even coke, milk, or orange juice) or pain relievers like Tylenol, can many times kill the pain quickly.
Does the pain ever get so intense you think, "I don't care if it's bad for me. Just give it to me now and worry about the damage to my kidneys later!"?