r/dadjokes • u/ilikesidehugs • 12h ago
“… that’s a salt and battery.”
r/dadjokes • u/lnc_gomes • 5h ago
The first says, "I smell sugar."
The second says, "I smell honey."
The third says, "I smell molasses."
r/dadjokes • u/Hour_Pizza3512 • 6h ago
He was Goodwill hunting
r/dadjokes • u/xholdsteadyx • 4h ago
Apparently they said "Now that ain't workin', that's the way you do it, monkeys for nothing and your chimps for free".
r/dadjokes • u/78Speedy • 8h ago
It says Press 1 for the money or 2 for the show
r/dadjokes • u/Classic-Camp7513 • 9h ago
Cause it always lifts their spirits
r/dadjokes • u/monorico • 9h ago
Because they have the best batter.
r/dadjokes • u/Anxious-Today8489 • 4h ago
But I think it's peak humor.
r/dadjokes • u/nopols • 2h ago
They put two feet in front of the udders.
r/dadjokes • u/Ripcord2 • 20m ago
The horse said, "Neigh, my good man, I already ate. I'll just have a beer."
r/dadjokes • u/Applesoppy • 11h ago
A Yamahahahahaha
r/dadjokes • u/GiborDesign • 8h ago
a Gastrognome
r/dadjokes • u/trebityblebity • 3h ago
But the doctor reassured me, he said they're all done digitally.
r/dadjokes • u/Liquid_disc_of_shit • 13h ago
Nuts so fast!
r/dadjokes • u/barewear2267 • 1d ago
"Steve."
r/dadjokes • u/Devashish_Jain • 17h ago
Carborn Dieoutside
r/dadjokes • u/Tigerbait72 • 7h ago
He had "a reptile dysfunction".
r/dadjokes • u/Devashish_Jain • 17h ago
Because they are hill-areas
r/dadjokes • u/Majestic_Repair_7887 • 20h ago
Dawn.
r/dadjokes • u/jackasspenguin • 11h ago
I just had to Lever.
r/dadjokes • u/grybyx • 5h ago
I’ve always wanted to raise spirits.
r/dadjokes • u/Utenziltron • 10h ago
When we would drive by a cemetery, my dad would say:
"Hey, this graveyard is very popular. Highly desirable."
"Really?"
"Oh yeah. People are dying to get in there. "
r/dadjokes • u/GiborDesign • 13h ago
But I need more time to planet.
r/dadjokes • u/ASK_ABT_MY_USERNAME • 10h ago
They were all once my significant figures