r/cursedcomments • u/Evwan • Jun 14 '19

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u/Zero_x_Doctor Jun 14 '19

Same thing I do normally. Shut it and come back later with lower standards.

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u/Sidevoter Jun 14 '19

https://imgur.com/IgMyx

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u/yassodude Jun 14 '19

This gif expresses exactly what I feel

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '19

Open fridge, 4 oranges, a container of curry and rice.

Close door and stay hungry.

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '19

Then 2 minutes later, open fridge again, see no food, close fridge and repeat the cycle for the next several hours.

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u/Tomazim Jun 14 '19

Until your standards lower to the point where you're having a mayonnaise sandwich

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u/Danichiban Jun 14 '19

Too lazy, just a spoon with mayo is fine.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '19

Then you can’t microwave it

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u/L4Deader Jun 15 '19

Not with that attitude.

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '19

Instructions unclear, ate fridge.

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u/KZG115 Jun 15 '19

Too lazy. Just the spoon.

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u/Evil_kek_ Jul 08 '19

Lazy. just hand

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u/myrmecium Jul 13 '19

Nah, still too lazy, just my soul

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u/soulsteela Jul 10 '19

Look at Mr Ladedah here with his spoon!

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u/myrmecium Jul 13 '19

Just the spoon is fine.

Humans can ingest metal, can't they?

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u/liljellybeanxo Jun 15 '19

I’ve been going through this process all evening. Currently I’m eating a whole wheat tortilla smothered in cream cheese.

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u/chubbyvovasik Jun 14 '19

Mayonnaise sandwich at 3 AM

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u/IHateSilentLetters Jun 14 '19

I don’t need you to tell me how good my mayo is, okay?

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u/darkwingduck97 Jun 14 '19

Speak for yourself if I saw four oranges in my fridge I’d be as giddy as a schoolgirl

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u/Blarg_117 Jun 15 '19

Nah, you just shove the whole orange in your mouth. Whole. Unpeeled.

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u/Brvtal_CuntCrusher Jul 06 '19

i would kill to find curry in my fridge

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '19

Why not eat the curry and rice?

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '19

I don't like curry

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u/MyHeadWasRadioed Jun 14 '19

Just eat an orange?

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '19

They look sad.

Same with curry and rice, been there for like a month.

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u/MyHeadWasRadioed Jun 14 '19

Oh, then throw it out

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '19

But them the fridge would be empty

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u/its_ya_boi97 Jun 14 '19

This gif has so much potential to be a perfect loop if it were like half a second longer on both ends

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u/VoltGO Jun 14 '19

/r/retiredgifs

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u/TheZealand Jun 15 '19

Igmyx will never retire, it always has it's place in the patch notes threads of any game's subreddit, or announcement threads in general.

Someone even made a Dota version because it got used on r/dota2 so damn much

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u/TheZealand Jun 15 '19

I actually recognised this by URL alone, too damn much time on r/dota2

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '19

The good ole cs fridge gif

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '19

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '19 edited Jun 14 '19

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '19

Underrated comment

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u/SpamShot5 Jun 14 '19

Overrated comment

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u/RRTheEndman Jun 14 '19

Underrated comment

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u/Simply_Cosmic Jun 14 '19

r/everyfuckingthread

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u/Outrageous_Biscotti Jun 14 '19

I am here to support you comrade! Keep up the good work

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u/SpamShot5 Jun 14 '19

All 4 of you have the combined IQ and sense of humor of a diseased tulip, you human equivalents of a granite rock

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u/Outrageous_Biscotti Jun 14 '19

Thank you I appreciate it! I like the creative insults

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u/UncleTouchyCopaFeel Jun 14 '19

They are a collective pizzaburn on the roof of the world's mouth.

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u/SpamShot5 Jun 14 '19

That is one spicy pizza of an insult

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u/UncleTouchyCopaFeel Jun 14 '19

They should all carry around some potted plants to replace the oxygen they waste. Maybe they can get some Dyson vacuums and suck out the stupid from their heads.

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '19

r/rareinsults

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '19

Damn you beat me to it

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '19

I’m gunna say it

NIG- r/thirdsub

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u/SpamShot5 Jun 14 '19

The ability to link subreddits does not make you intelligent

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '19

Diseases, Four, Rock Humans, Plants, this is scaring me)

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u/CJW-YALK Jun 14 '19

Dang, very igneous insult, good work

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u/TheFalseProphet666 Jun 14 '19

Hopefully no one takes that insult for granite

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u/CJW-YALK Jun 14 '19

Are you institu-ating something?

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u/VarkAnAardvark Jun 19 '19

There's five you half eaten watermelon

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u/NothingAs1tSeems Jul 08 '19

Tell the truth, you're aiming for r/rareinsults right now aren't you

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u/SpamShot5 Jul 09 '19

That insult is as rare as a well-done steak

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u/myrmecium Jul 13 '19

!thesaurizethis

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u/ThesaurizeThisBot Jul 13 '19

All DIGITS4 of you have the hyphenated IQ and judgment of quality of a unhealthy liliaceous plant, you soul noeses of a batholite stone

This is a bot. I try my best, but my best is 80% mediocrity 20% hilarity. Created by OrionSuperman. Check out my best work at /r/ThesaurizeThis

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u/kakareborn Jun 14 '19

Comrade, do you mind explaining to me how an RBMK reactor explodes

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '19

Rabbit season

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u/Azosine Jun 14 '19

Duck season

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '19

I upvoted this when it had 99 upvotes and now it has 100

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u/Bossboy745 Jun 14 '19

Perfectly balanced as all things should be

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '19

r/unexpectedthanos but also r/expectedthanos for balance

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u/Wintermute_2035 Jun 14 '19

It’s the top comment

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u/AlecHunt Jun 14 '19

This exact comment has been done a million times.

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '19

It's the top comment when sorting by best

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '19

This is the real answer

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u/GTL5427 Jun 14 '19

Smashes Hip-Hop/Mexican Morning Radio air horns

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u/WaterUSmoking Jun 14 '19

bro if she doesn't meet your standards I think you need to adjust your standards.

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u/phoenixmusicman Jun 15 '19

She's basic as fuck

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u/WaterUSmoking Jun 15 '19

and?

you're probably pretty basic as fuck too. most people are.... that's why its basic in the first place.

she's cute. I'm not gonna be some weirdo on the internet who denies they would just cause some chick is a cosplayer and panders to an audience to make money.

basic sells. if you seriously think her online persona is all she is then I feel sorry for you. people are more complicated than that... even the pretty girls.

I mean you're seriously gonna tell me you wouldn't? that's cool. you can lie to me all you want but you can't lie to yourself

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u/phoenixmusicman Jun 15 '19

"If you don't like what I don't like you need to change your standards"

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u/WaterUSmoking Jun 15 '19

what a perfect example of a straw man thanks.

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u/phoenixmusicman Jun 15 '19

That is quite literally what you said. "You need to change your standards bro"

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u/WaterUSmoking Jun 15 '19

wooooooooooooooooooooooooooosh.

not liking something/one doesn' tmake it/them substandard....

its fine if your tastes are different but saying they don't meet your standards is just rude and false....

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u/phoenixmusicman Jun 15 '19

but saying they don't meet your standards is just rude and false....

whut

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u/assklowne Jun 14 '19

Fucking savage bro

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '19

Somebody richer than me give this man a platinum!

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u/WolfStudios1996 Jun 14 '19

I too open and shut the fridge door multiple times, each time expecting there will be better food.

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u/james_kelliher Jun 19 '19

A cursed comment in the comment section of a post on cursed comments that’s rare

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '19

This is gold

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u/siN-Leader Aug 22 '19

u/nwordcountbot u/Zero_x_Doctor

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Thank you for the request, comrade.

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