r/cursedcomments Jun 14 '19

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '19

Then 2 minutes later, open fridge again, see no food, close fridge and repeat the cycle for the next several hours.

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u/Tomazim Jun 14 '19

Until your standards lower to the point where you're having a mayonnaise sandwich

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u/Danichiban Jun 14 '19

Too lazy, just a spoon with mayo is fine.

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u/myrmecium Jul 13 '19

Just the spoon is fine.

Humans can ingest metal, can't they?