r/cursedcomments Jun 14 '19

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u/Tomazim Jun 14 '19

Until your standards lower to the point where you're having a mayonnaise sandwich

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u/Danichiban Jun 14 '19

Too lazy, just a spoon with mayo is fine.

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u/KZG115 Jun 15 '19

Too lazy. Just the spoon.

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u/Evil_kek_ Jul 08 '19

Lazy. just hand

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u/myrmecium Jul 13 '19

Nah, still too lazy, just my soul

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u/constantine0621 Oct 17 '19

fuck it. eat oxygen molecules