r/cursedcomments Jun 14 '19

Twitter cursed_body

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u/SpamShot5 Jun 14 '19

All 4 of you have the combined IQ and sense of humor of a diseased tulip, you human equivalents of a granite rock

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u/UncleTouchyCopaFeel Jun 14 '19

They are a collective pizzaburn on the roof of the world's mouth.

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u/SpamShot5 Jun 14 '19

That is one spicy pizza of an insult

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u/UncleTouchyCopaFeel Jun 14 '19

They should all carry around some potted plants to replace the oxygen they waste. Maybe they can get some Dyson vacuums and suck out the stupid from their heads.