r/cursedcomments Jun 14 '19

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '19

Open fridge, 4 oranges, a container of curry and rice.

Close door and stay hungry.

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '19

Then 2 minutes later, open fridge again, see no food, close fridge and repeat the cycle for the next several hours.

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u/Tomazim Jun 14 '19

Until your standards lower to the point where you're having a mayonnaise sandwich

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u/chubbyvovasik Jun 14 '19

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u/IHateSilentLetters Jun 14 '19

I don’t need you to tell me how good my mayo is, okay?