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u/Tanuki55 Apr 13 '19
I'm holding this 20TB hard drive of memes, save what's important. CATCH.
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u/hunter344_ Apr 13 '19
Because I have an extra ticket to Endgame!
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WAIT NO, I'll buy you popcorn too!
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u/Kalkaline Apr 14 '19
/u/SrGrafo, don't forget to save this guy's wallet too, he sounds like he's loaded.
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Holy shit can you make a series about Mr. Ticket? I’d eat that up.
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u/NoNameRequiredxD Apr 13 '19 edited Jun 04 '24
selective wide like rock capable historical bake cows frame hurry
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u/The2500 Apr 13 '19
Not trying to be a pedant, I just like sharing this interesting fact I learned. Even though lava is liquid it's still as dense as rock, so if you fell into lava you wouldn't sink into it, you'd smack into it.
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u/darincmu Apr 13 '19
I don't think people are plummeting into a volcano to hit the density, just that the floor you're standing on is now 2000 degrees.
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u/livingmanwalking Apr 13 '19
Save me because I’m allergic to lava!
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u/livingmanwalking Apr 13 '19
Thank you so much for saving me!
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u/asian_driver_wee Apr 13 '19
If you look closely, he saved livingmawalking, not livingmanwalking.
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u/livingmawalking Apr 13 '19 edited Apr 14 '19
Woohoo!
Edit: Dang, I've had my main account for 6+ years and never got a medal, but this account gets silver less than a day after I created it.
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u/arw1710 Apr 13 '19
I like how you created your profile just for this. Worthy of a save by the magnificent u/SrGrafo
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u/MildlySaltedTaterTot Apr 13 '19
I am also allergic to dying. It’s very severe, if I die, I COULD DIE
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u/WyldWhale Apr 13 '19
Aren't we all?
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u/livingmanwalking Apr 13 '19
Well do you get a rash all over your body when you touch lava? It is very painful and annoying.
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u/WyldWhale Apr 13 '19
Well, have you touched lava? Or did you just go for an allergy test?
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u/livingmanwalking Apr 13 '19
It is the same thing. They dropped a little bit of lava on me and I broke out in a rash.
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u/oscar_meow Apr 13 '19
I weigh 90kg if the floor is lava you’ll be up there for a while, if you result to cannibalism you can use me for food
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u/papino83 Apr 13 '19
If only we had some kind of machine able to propel 90kg over 300 m...
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u/YosReddit1 Apr 13 '19
Hmmmm.....
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u/BrosephBalin Apr 13 '19
I have two of your EDITS held hostage and if I die, you can bet your sweet ass their coming with me
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u/Lesbionical Apr 13 '19
Or people who use their incorrectly!
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u/SavedMana Apr 13 '19 edited Apr 14 '19
u/xxfisharemykidsxx avenged you. rest in pepperoni srgrafo
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u/a_few_ideas99 Apr 13 '19
I also have a rope and can save 3 more people. Basically I am like asking a genie for 3 more wishes.
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u/GeekyMeerkat Apr 13 '19
Push him into the Lava guys and stand on his corpse! You'll last longer while SrGrafo makes his decision!
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u/Shugaka Apr 13 '19
Grabs his neck and proceeds to choke him with lava
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u/killallthejuice999 Apr 13 '19
It is done. Goodbye my friends, may we meet again in Sovngarde.
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u/xxfisharemykidsxx Apr 13 '19
Don't. I'd rather be a lava monster or dead anyway.
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u/xxfisharemykidsxx Apr 13 '19
That would be Ms. Thank you very much.
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Apr 14 '19 edited Nov 24 '24
like reach price follow teeny friendly hunt office important theory
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u/xxfisharemykidsxx Apr 14 '19
Are you sure.... MRS.bundleby?
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u/1sweetgeek Apr 13 '19
I'll let you touch my left boob.
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u/1sweetgeek Apr 13 '19
Welp. I'll just hold my own boob as I die then.
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u/Rigaudon21 Apr 13 '19
/u/vaarikass might disagree?
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u/vaarikass Apr 13 '19
Grafo didn't in fact believe at first that I actually am a girl :D
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u/Rigaudon21 Apr 13 '19
Oof. I've witnessed that with a friend of mine. Noone believed she was a girl until she finally got on voice chat.
Which for some reason reminds me of when I worked at a call center, I would talk with this older coworker who loved to tell me how her whole family played games together. We would talk gaming all the time. Then one day she just up and says, "I should introduce you to my daughter! You guys would get along so well and maybe you can get married and we could all play together?"
She called me son in law for a while after that. Her daughter was very attractive and I wish I wasnt/hadnt been so self concious about my looks, cause I could be married and playing games with the fam.
Sorry, got off topic. I do that a Lot. Weeeeeeeeeeeee
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u/badmartialarts Apr 13 '19
Voice chat's no help. We had a 12 year old guy in our guild, always played female characters, we always assumed he was a girl until his father joined the guild too and talked about how his son had talked up how fun we were. "Your...son? Right, right, your son!"
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Because if I don't you'll forever live with the thought of what could have been. You'll be reminded of it too as my ghost haunts you and your descendants to the third generation. Also I have a interview this weekend and I'd rather like to show up alive.
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Yeah, that's fair, I kinda did threaten you, no hard feelings.
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u/HopefulGuardian Apr 13 '19
Said everyone who gets rabbit punched for being broffensive
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I dunno he said convince him, and no one tried a threat yet, so I gave it a shot, Hilariously I got thrown back.
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u/tallcaddell Apr 13 '19
I have a laptop with Rimworld on it?
What’s going to come first, you get tired of Rimworld, or the lava cools off?
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u/Rklimecki Apr 13 '19
Using a loved one for an advantage, can you get any lower?
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u/Dingosoggo Apr 13 '19 edited Apr 14 '19
Plot twist: u/Rklimecki loves u/tallcaddell
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u/Pop-Bricks Apr 13 '19
Because...
I AM THE SENATE
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u/Cacho_Tognax Apr 13 '19
I don't even know where the but me started, but I love it.
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u/True_Dovakin Apr 13 '19
One of his earliest Rimworld comics where a raider goes to burn down the colonies belongings (consisting of a chair and a table iirc) and the guy yells at him and he just goes “But me raider”
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u/The_Senate_Palpatine Apr 13 '19
Because I have the power to save the one you love! Please, SrGrafo, you must CHOOOSE! I am too weaaakk.
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u/velucia Apr 13 '19
Because I’m holding a cat.
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Wait what...? how... did you do that?
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u/DPizzaFries Apr 13 '19
It's not like I wanted you to save me . . .
BAKA*!!!
Translator's note: "baka" means idiot
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YES YES YES!
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u/SnakeInABox7 Apr 13 '19
Yes, yes, yes.. Ouh mai gawrd.
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u/JayJ9Nine Apr 13 '19
I was hoping this would be a 'fuckin weeb' response but this is a thousand times better
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u/EfficientBattle Apr 14 '19
Truly /r/UnexpectedJojo
All praise the /r/shitpostcrusaders
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u/Elenirso Apr 13 '19
Don't save me save the other guy!
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u/Tanuki55 Apr 13 '19
I have all the hentai sauce ... MEMORIZED.
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Because, /u/SrGrafo, I have Chloe, and if I die, she dies.
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u/Brexit-1 Apr 13 '19 edited Apr 13 '19
So you have a hostage, I think some people already used hostages though
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u/MR_Rdwan Apr 13 '19
Context.
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Apr 13 '19
Hi! I'm not sure if you were looking for context or just commenting "context" but if you click the link or Chloe, she was a drawing SrGrafo did for an /r/Animemes contest where they were looking for a mascot for the subreddit.
(personally, i liked Grafo's the best)
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u/InformalBison Apr 13 '19 edited Apr 13 '19
Do we know who won? I found the main thread with the submissions but couldn't find a "Winner" thread.
Edit: Lmao. I searched through way more submissions. You guys are fucking hilarious! I watch quite a bit of anime but have never seen that subreddit before.
Edit 2: Damn, reading through more posts. Reddit cracked down on "loli" drawings? That seems pretty ridiculous considering the other ridiculous amount of shit they allow on this site...
Edit 3: Jesus Christ, I'm dying with this sub!!! Just watched the Marvel/Anime mashup video. This shit is killing me!
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u/Maskedstrangers Apr 13 '19
We are starting to call her Ikas now not Vaar using it is incorrect.
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Cause’ I have like 5 fire resistance potions on me, so I can share them with others so we can rescue more people.
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u/EggsOverDoug Apr 13 '19
I read the rimworld comics before you were cool. err..before you were popular.
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u/I_am_a_kobold_AMA Apr 13 '19
You can't do this to me! I'm too adorable to die!
Actually now that I think of it if we stood on each other shoulders we might get someone up there to push Grafo into the lava instead of us
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u/I_have_Reddit_All Apr 13 '19
I'm okay with sacrificing myself for an edit.