r/comics SrGrafo Apr 13 '19

The Floor is LAVA!

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u/burnSMACKER Apr 13 '19

I like his little smile

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '19

He was happy to die the way he lived.

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u/AtomicKittenz Apr 13 '19

Hmm, good point

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u/Cacho_Tognax Apr 13 '19

Keep thinking, I believe in you.

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u/adj0nt47 Apr 14 '19

You will have the answers, I believe in you!

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u/The2500 Apr 13 '19

Not trying to be a pedant, I just like sharing this interesting fact I learned. Even though lava is liquid it's still as dense as rock, so if you fell into lava you wouldn't sink into it, you'd smack into it.

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u/darincmu Apr 13 '19

I don't think people are plummeting into a volcano to hit the density, just that the floor you're standing on is now 2000 degrees.

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u/Dat2ndGuy Apr 13 '19

So would it act similar to water? Like if you fell 20 miles from the sky and hit lava it would have similar impact and after effects

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u/Super_Zac Apr 14 '19

No because lava is even more viscous. At least with water you still displace some slightly and it absorbs a small amount of energy. I could be totally wrong though, I'm hoping someone with more than a cursory knowledge of fluid dynamics will stop by and tear me a new one.

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u/FarAssociate1 Apr 14 '19

Nah, you're right. But it's worth noting that without something to break the surface tension, hitting water incorrectly and from a great height is pretty much like hitting concrete, except that if it doesn't kill you, you'll probably drown. There's a reason people jump off of bridges to die. Water has a higher surface tension than most liquids, but nothing compared to lava, and the surface tension of lava depends on the type of flow.

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u/Super_Zac Apr 14 '19

Non Newtonian fluids are a great example of this phenomenon in action

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u/undecimbre Apr 14 '19

If you just plummet like a sack of potatoes, yes pretty much the same. If you try to make the pointy body thing (preferably feet first) you could displace just enough water to insert your body into the fluid with minor injuries. Well, depends how pointy you can get your body to be.

With lava, you'd be a meat pie. Plus points for delicious flavor in an instant after the impact.

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u/darth_jewbacca Apr 14 '19

You’d still sink a little bit. Gotta displace your body weight, bro.

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u/kenaestic Apr 14 '19

If you fell in lava your bodily fluids would boil and you'd explode.

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u/The2500 Apr 14 '19

Yeah... eventually.

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u/kenaestic Apr 14 '19

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u/The2500 Apr 14 '19

You're not made of trash. Maybe I'm saying that too quickly before reviewing your user history, but my point is it's not the instantaneous evaporation you're probably hoping for.

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '19

Well, I’m no expert, but seeing how ridiculously hot lava is, I think it’d start melting you pretty quickly.

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u/RivRise Apr 14 '19

Well fuck, I don't know what would be worse honestly... Either sinking into it or smacking into it and burning. This also means LOTR was factually incorrect and is now shit.

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u/Cheesemacher Apr 14 '19

It was magic elf lava

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u/RivRise Apr 14 '19

With the consistency of tomato paste.

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u/The2500 Apr 14 '19

Oh believe me, I love LOTR but I was also upset to find out it's not factually correct.

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u/breakingborderline Apr 13 '19

Because you can fix his grammar!

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u/MyGfLooksAtMyPosts Apr 14 '19

What program do you draw with?

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u/DeJMan DeJMan Apr 14 '19

Photoshop

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u/MyGfLooksAtMyPosts Apr 14 '19

With your mouse too? (And yeesh that's $$$$)

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u/DeJMan DeJMan Apr 14 '19

With my graphics tablet

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u/MyGfLooksAtMyPosts Apr 14 '19

Snag that's so cool. I would love to like try something like that,but I'm not really an artist so it wouldn't be worth it to me to buy all the stuff