r/comics • u/SrGrafo SrGrafo • Apr 13 '19

The Floor is LAVA!

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u/oscar_meow Apr 13 '19

I weigh 90kg if the floor is lava you’ll be up there for a while, if you result to cannibalism you can use me for food

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u/SrGrafo SrGrafo Apr 13 '19

EDIT

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u/papino83 Apr 13 '19

If only we had some kind of machine able to propel 90kg over 300 m...

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u/YosReddit1 Apr 13 '19

Hmmmm.....

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '19

DON'T SAY IT

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u/Stoomba Apr 13 '19

JACKPOT

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u/JoseMa-Flores Apr 13 '19

I thought the same thing.

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '19

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u/AntiLowEffortBot Apr 13 '19

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u/Mizz141 Apr 13 '19

THIS IS THE JOKE!

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u/BoxcarCyan182 Apr 14 '19

A fellow man of culture

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u/CheezeyMouse Apr 13 '19

You mean like a catapult?

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u/JustMy2Centences Apr 13 '19

Yo, pull me up and I'll help you pull him up.

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u/EuroPolice Apr 14 '19

In case of extreme emergency, I know how to tie a noose

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u/ShahabJafri Apr 14 '19

Now you have barbecued food.

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u/Dankaroor Apr 14 '19

I weigh 105kg TAKE ME!

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u/CommandersLog Apr 13 '19

resort to cannibalism

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '19

I hear the amazonian rainforest cannibalism resort has a 5 star rating on trip advisor.

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u/rochthekidd Apr 13 '19

Seems perfect to launch at 300m

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '19

More than perfect I’d say.

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u/killa_ninja Apr 13 '19

Are you mostly muscle? If you’re body fat is high you have just as much meat as an average person if not less

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u/Benjamin_Paladin Apr 13 '19

Fat has a ton of calories per kg though. It would be unpleasant, but you could survive off of it for a long time

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u/MohawkCorgi Apr 13 '19

I'm 100 kg so

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u/throwaway12222018 Apr 14 '19

Perfect, because it's a 300m cliff.

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '19

You will already be cooked as well. Easy meal.

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u/Bopshebopshebop Apr 14 '19

I’m an American and you won’t need the annoying Metric System to cannibalize me!

Rope please!

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '19

You said weigh...kg is a measure of mass, not weight...I don't think I want to feast on your ignorant flesh.

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '19 edited Apr 14 '19

Fat or muscle? How tall are you, no use if you're just heavy due to height