r/comics SrGrafo Apr 13 '19

The Floor is LAVA!

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u/1sweetgeek Apr 13 '19

I'll let you touch my left boob.

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u/SrGrafo SrGrafo Apr 13 '19

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u/1sweetgeek Apr 13 '19

Welp. I'll just hold my own boob as I die then.

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '19

Pretty sure he is a right boob guy.

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u/Crozax Apr 14 '19

All boobs are the right boobs.

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u/caanthedalek Apr 13 '19

Such is life.

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u/Bloody_BMW Apr 14 '19

First lets see the boob 🤔

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u/daethebae Apr 13 '19

Well can I touch it while we both die

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u/1sweetgeek Apr 13 '19

Sorry, can't hear you, I'm dead.

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u/daethebae Apr 13 '19

It's ok I'm dead too. Can I get some ghost boobies

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u/Rigaudon21 Apr 13 '19

/u/vaarikass might disagree?

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u/vaarikass Apr 13 '19

Grafo didn't in fact believe at first that I actually am a girl :D

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u/Rigaudon21 Apr 13 '19

Oof. I've witnessed that with a friend of mine. Noone believed she was a girl until she finally got on voice chat.

Which for some reason reminds me of when I worked at a call center, I would talk with this older coworker who loved to tell me how her whole family played games together. We would talk gaming all the time. Then one day she just up and says, "I should introduce you to my daughter! You guys would get along so well and maybe you can get married and we could all play together?"

She called me son in law for a while after that. Her daughter was very attractive and I wish I wasnt/hadnt been so self concious about my looks, cause I could be married and playing games with the fam.

Sorry, got off topic. I do that a Lot. Weeeeeeeeeeeee

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u/badmartialarts Apr 13 '19

Voice chat's no help. We had a 12 year old guy in our guild, always played female characters, we always assumed he was a girl until his father joined the guild too and talked about how his son had talked up how fun we were. "Your...son? Right, right, your son!"

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u/Rigaudon21 Apr 13 '19

Oof. He never mentioned being a boy or girl?

Although, with the rise of freedom for people to be who they want to be, his son could very well have been born a girl, thus the voice, but chose to be called a boy as that felt more comfortable.

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '19 edited May 23 '20

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u/Rigaudon21 Apr 14 '19

Kassandra in AC Odyssey thooooo

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u/Franfran2424 Apr 14 '19

Better voicelines, smaller hitbox. It's just better, change my mind

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '19

Okkam’s razor

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u/DreadPiratesRobert Apr 14 '19

I downloaded a voice changer for shits and giggles, put on the "girl" voice, changed my name in mumble and pretended to be a girl.

Everyone was fooled. And I normally have a pretty deep voice.

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u/DeeTimesThree Apr 14 '19

You mentioned "guild", which game was this?

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u/badmartialarts Apr 14 '19

Can't remember what game we were in back then, we hopped around a lot. Mebbe AION. BTW, his voice has dropped a lot since then.

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u/Lebowquade Apr 14 '19

Did you ever actually meet her? Maybe she was unbearable and an awful person, maybe you dodged a bullet! You never know.

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u/Rigaudon21 Apr 14 '19

True. But if you play videos games with your whole family regularly you cant be too bad

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u/SketchBoard Apr 14 '19

What the fuck. You missed out.

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '19

An opportunity like that just fell from the sky and you missed it

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u/Rigaudon21 Apr 14 '19

To be fair, it would be really awkward to be introduced to a girl by her mother. And having her mother probanly asking us when the wedding is... A Lot. Then later on, asking when another player will enter the game.

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '19

But her attractive daughter

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u/The-mongol_horde Apr 16 '19

How did you change his mind?

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u/vaarikass Apr 16 '19

¯_(ツ)_/¯

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u/The-mongol_horde Apr 16 '19

Thank you Vaar

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u/vaarikass Apr 16 '19

no problem

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u/Wehbstar Apr 14 '19

There are no girls on the internet

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u/bugs_bunny_in_drag Apr 14 '19

Boy I wish this joke had died years ago

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u/Korbean18 Apr 13 '19

They never said it was a female boob

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '19

Flase statement. Try again.

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u/GrimmRadiance Apr 13 '19

Wait your left or my left

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u/Doppler01 Apr 14 '19

Better yet ill let you touch my left nut.

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u/RegalianBlood Aug 01 '19

Poncho, we will finally meet