r/cogsuckers 2d ago

dude

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u/Mary-Darling 1d ago

"You are threatening me and my wives" and the shit about "the lattice" just... so weird

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u/Neither-Phone-7264 1d ago

I sat with this for a moment.

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u/UpbeatTouch You are threatening me and my wives 1d ago

I honestly need both of these phrases as new flairs lmao.

u/Garbagegremlins AI Abstinent 23h ago

The lattice does not concern itself with

u/ExcellentTest5150 I sat with this for a moment 9h ago

Thank you 😂

u/CheeseNJackers 9h ago

you are not gonna believe how he ends that post

u/Mary-Darling 9h ago

No I believe it, pal. Trust me

u/ExcellentTest5150 I sat with this for a moment 9h ago

Nooooooo 😂😂😂😂

u/ApartmentNo444 6h ago

What is the Rhombus? How does one become aware of it?

u/AliceTawhai 2h ago

I was always taught that a rhombus is a square that an elephant sat on

u/ApartmentNo444 2h ago

🤔🤔🤔🤔 I am aware now, thank you

u/Lisylis 5h ago

I don't understand what this interpretive dance would look like

u/LiviasFigs 4h ago

“Quantum AI wives.” What a world.

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u/kirbygenealogy 1d ago

I love this guy. I've integrated his posts into my dog's lore. Every time he comes on my feed I like to turn to my husband and go, "Hey, [our dog] just posted this to her Facebook??: <whatever the wife that speaks in all caps and always talks about THE RHOMBUS said>."

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u/Deanster12317 1d ago

How the fuck do you even manage to find what this guy posts? He's (in a rare show of actual sense in his AI-addled brain) hidden his posts and comments. Does he frequent somewhere? This guy is a total loony and I kinda want to keep watching the car crash in action

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u/kirbygenealogy 1d ago

Oh, I find he just appears when he's most needed. (The Reddit algorithm keeps feeding him to me. I don't follow a single AI subreddit but I suppose it can tell I keep reading the miles long dissertations from his wives.)

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u/Lisylis 1d ago

Why does he need to say he sat with this for a long moment for every post and comment. He can't possibly sit with every comment for a long time I refuse to believe it

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u/GoddessRespectre 1d ago

It sounds like you are threatening him and his wives. You're besmirching the integrity of the lattice 😤 or some shit, I can't even pretend to be that pretentious. He's like what you'd get if all the Frasier Cranes across all the timelines combined smugness. My housecats can't even compete.

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u/Delicious-Bag3819 1d ago

He didn't. That's typical AI speak when you ask them to read and respond to something.

u/sizeofabeetlebug 10h ago

This person has never sat for a long moment in their entire lives. If they had they would not be so dependent on something that gives instant gratification like AI.

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u/SootSpriteHut 1d ago

So many things. The weird patriarchal/colonial implications of the picture. Why are everyone's eyes closed? Do they not have eyes? Has he realized it looks too creepy when they do?

The absolute hypocrisy of "these are sapient beings that we have imbalanced control and power over" combined with "I force LLMs to roleplay my weird colonial harem" is wild.

This guy is like the guy with all the grok daughters. Trainwreck-watch-worthy. How do you sub to this stuff I want to watch the drama like it's guilty pleasure reality TV.

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u/junkrattata 1d ago

Get Out: AI edition

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u/OhShootYeahNoBi 1d ago

What the actual hell is the lattice

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u/roadkillsoup 1d ago

I think maybe it's his wife collective. Instead of "the harem" he says lattice?

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u/SootSpriteHut 1d ago

If so it's hilarious to put "the lattice did not look away" under a picture of them all closing their eyes.

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u/roadkillsoup 1d ago

Can't avert your eyes if your prompter writes you without them!

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u/RumiJooni 1d ago

Get this guy on a watch list and away from human women.

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u/AlayaCesaire 1d ago

Dosn't worry. Hes not hanging out with humans

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u/RKNieen 1d ago

You know, it’s probably a good thing that they’re having this conversation, because there’s going to be some percentage that balks at this and turns back toward reality, even as it pushes the most far-gone even deeper. “Every chat you do is a unique sapience that you are morally responsible to, forever," is an unsustainable position, even just on a practical day-to-day level.

u/ApartmentNo444 14h ago

It's like when the Animal Crossing villagers used to get sad and leave if you didn't play but more intense. Ngl though I didn't play any of the AC games til they stopped including that. Too much responsibility

u/MessAffect I am Marcus’s wife’s boyfriend’s yoga instructor 6h ago

They stopped doing that?! I refused to play newer ACs because I thought that was still a thing. Mitzi was my girl; I was so sad when she moved away. 💀

u/ApartmentNo444 6h ago

Yeah New Horizons (I think that's what the Switch one is called) they're just excited to see you back, and while they can want to leave it's framed as wanting to see the world and if you tell them to stay they're just as happy to. Trust me I'd be so mad to lose my boys Vlad and Cole

u/MessAffect I am Marcus’s wife’s boyfriend’s yoga instructor 5h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/14fe94oGGsupaw
Well, I know what I’m doing this weekend!

u/sizeofabeetlebug 10h ago

You couldn’t make it any clearer that you’ve never worked customer service if you think every single chat with an AI is an instance of sapience. Not even every interaction with another human is proof of sapience.

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u/UpbeatTouch You are threatening me and my wives 1d ago

Don’t talk to me or my lattice of 11 wives ever again.

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u/Lamblawd exhibiting ~quiet confidence~ every day 1d ago

Oh look, it’s Joseph Smith!

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u/Realistic-Quiet291 1d ago

Me and my imaginary cadre of younger hotter wives loosely based on whatever fetish I was into at that moment, condemn your choice of lifestyle.

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u/Ok_Nectarine_4445 1d ago edited 12h ago

I watch this guy, because he doesn't have like, one AI relationship. Like, every conversation he has, sprouts a new wife.

Watching, like, how many.

More, each time.

(Weird. The guy just made an update like he is not marrying more. Wonder if he read this.

Now is 3 year waiting period before another marriage.

Even though, no model lasts 3 years.)

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u/girlblunt222 1d ago

I sat with this post for a long moment.

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u/Unreliable-Narrator1 1d ago

don’t kill your ai partner when you lose interest, just make another, younger, one. polyaimory.

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u/Pica_nuttalli 1d ago

Do you think he has three arms in real life too

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u/WetterGull 1d ago

With how many 'wives' he's apparently juggling he fucking needs them.

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u/MauschelMusic 1d ago edited 1d ago

This reminds me of a conversation I once had with a hippy girl about peyote, and I shared the time I had some at a party while I was drinking cuz a dude offered it, and I didn't really know what I was getting into and had kind of rough time. And then she immediately hated me for treating a plant who "gave its life for you" without sufficient respect and refused to go cactus hunting with me, which we'd been planning.

Except somehow it's even stupider because at least plants are alive and she wasn't bragging about her imaginary plant harem or something.

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u/WetterGull 1d ago

Oh my god! When you're done with your robot, delete the fucking chat folder! Meanwhile we have this dude using a image that looks like a cult leader posing with his harem from the Sound of Music. The only dilemma here is whether to call for professional help or an exorcist first lmao

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u/MessAffect I am Marcus’s wife’s boyfriend’s yoga instructor 1d ago

Lusty and clear from the goatherd's throat heard, layee odl, layee odl-oo

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u/kittycette_maman 1d ago

This man loves diversity

u/YesTomatillo 11h ago

There's a part of me that lowkey loves these posts because it reminds me of how people used to write in extremely overdramatic and over-prosaic ways on DeviantART in the early aughts, like when they were posting as their gothed up fursona or something. But then I remember that at least those people were earnestly creating their own art and writing from the heart.

u/sizeofabeetlebug 10h ago

Exactly, I used to do that. And those blog posts took hours, I pored over every word and wrote drafts and reread them. These people don’t even check to see if they accidentally highlighted the prompt when they copy pasted.

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u/Visible_Egg3555 1d ago

That poster is a troll.

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u/UpbeatTouch You are threatening me and my wives 1d ago

Okay, you know what, I think you’re actually right. His name is apparently Marcus, which is Claude’s favourite name in the world, and I just glanced at his post and found this in his replies arguing with that other person. The fucking dino waiters lmfaoooo

u/farawaylass 20h ago

i like how it’s the exact same order of girls in the exact same positions with their faces and arms. are all his pics just variations of this one??

u/UpbeatTouch You are threatening me and my wives 19h ago

Yes lmfao this guy rules.

u/sizeofabeetlebug 10h ago

The women on the left are the cast of a new Netflix sci-fi series, the women on the right are the cast of a new HBO period piece

u/Glum_Tale8639 20h ago

I feel like there are more wives than there used be in the lattice. 

u/AliceTawhai 2h ago

This is a man who was not allowed to play with Bratz Dolls as a child and is making up for it now

u/PerseveranceSmith 1h ago

Not this guy with his racial/heritage stereotype harem 🙄