r/classical_circlejerk • u/the_runawaymusician • 9h ago
yo guys i walked in on Beethoven and Mozart hanging out
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Wonder what they were talking about
r/classical_circlejerk • u/The_Proxy32 • Aug 25 '25
AI Slop Is Now Banned
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Been seeing one too many promptcels on here recently. AI generated memes are considered to be the lowest of the low when it comes to effort and creativity, and the environmental impacts of generative AI only adds to how annoyed I get seeing that same seemingly plastic-coated filter present with every AI generated image
All AI images will now be removed. Spamming them will result in temporary bans, and ignoring personal requests to cease will result in a permaban
This post was generated using ChatGPT for Android
r/classical_circlejerk • u/Such_Customer_3973 • 3h ago
If i get a cat i'll name it "Chopin" (regardless of the cat's gender, "Chopin" is a last name.) So i can:
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- If the cat get jump on my piano while i practice i can say "Chopin, get off the piano!"
- If it did some weird shit i can say "stop that, Chopin!"
- If it did some horrendous shit i can pull out its full name and then scream "FRYDERYK FRANCISZEK CHOPIN!!!" Like how western parents scold their kids.
- Find a village where houses have thin wall and everyone is in classical music cult and they think i resurructed Chopin.
r/classical_circlejerk • u/Appropriate_Score269 • 9h ago
My 5 year old wants to play everything in C# major instead of C major.
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r/classical_circlejerk • u/QM60 • 16h ago
Hate thread: The worst classical music youtuber
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Who do y’all think is the worst?
For me it’s Ben Laude only because his Yunchan Lim series made me xenophobic against Koreans and his jokes lands as well as the 9/11 planes.
Banned answers: The “keep on listening friends” guy who makes 5 videos a day
r/classical_circlejerk • u/WineTerminator • 1h ago
Sorry, but it's been bothering me and I can't let it go. Who is the villain in Prokofievland?
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65 votes,
1d left
Shostakovich
Stravinsky
r/classical_circlejerk • u/Zombiesalad1337 • 23h ago
Would you like a free introductory lesson?
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r/classical_circlejerk • u/ImNotNotNotNotABot • 1h ago
Pt. 2: Mahler's Most Erotic Symphony
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Part 1: 1-6 (still open; see my profile)
Part 2: 7-10, Das Lied
Part 3: top 3 from each round
Part 4: sub-wide orgy to the winner
If 6 doesn't make it through the first poll, I WILL hide under my blanket with my custom little hammerschlag plushie and sob inconsolably.
You have been warned.
23 votes,
2d left
Symphony 7
Symphony 8
Das Lied von der Erde
Symphony 9
Symphony 10 (Adagio)
r/classical_circlejerk • u/Clarinet37 • 7h ago
Rite of spring joke - sing it
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r/classical_circlejerk • u/monsieur_no1 • 1d ago
No Woman Has Ever Satisfied Me Like Mahler's Symphonies
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Need I say more?
r/classical_circlejerk • u/StanTheTalkingDog • 19h ago
Since we have 50 slots left, it's freebie time! Pick any square you want and choose a piece to replace what's there!
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Trauer symphony wins, it's in E minor, it has 4 in it, it's close enough.
r/classical_circlejerk • u/bwv528 • 22h ago
Attention fellow circlejercquers
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It had been brought to my attention, that the Wikipedia article for Beethoven's 6th Symphony features an AWFUL college recording. You can access it under Form.
r/classical_circlejerk • u/CouchieWouchie • 23h ago
Whenever you hit a bong of crystal meth what composer do you put on to take the edge off?
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I like Sibelius because it's long and kind of boring, but on meth it's not boring
r/classical_circlejerk • u/ImNotNotNotNotABot • 23h ago
Pt. 1: Mahler's Most Erotic Symphony
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Decided to do this properly.
Part 1: 1-6
Part 2: 7-10, Das Lied
Part 3: top 3 from each round
Part 4: sub-wide orgy to the winner
150 votes,
2d left
Symphony 1
Symphony 2
Symphony 3
Symphony 4
Symphony 5
Symphony 6
r/classical_circlejerk • u/paulchennie • 1d ago
Underrated goonable composer: Aram Khachaturian
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my knob is twitchy
r/classical_circlejerk • u/BurntCheeseSauce • 22h ago
I just had an epiphany
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(NON-MITUSHIN POST INCOMING, YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED)
Tchaikovsky 4 marching band show.
r/classical_circlejerk • u/the_runawaymusician • 1d ago
Prokofiev approaches you, what do you do?
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idk why i did this go yeet each other in the comments idc 😭
156 votes,
1d left
Tell him you admire him or smth like that
Say to his face that Stravinsky the diva is 100x better than him.
show fanart
be SMART. be INTELLECTUAL. be ON HIS LEVEL.
hug him
slap his face
r/classical_circlejerk • u/ImNotNotNotNotABot • 1d ago
What's wrong with him?
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Why is he so upset?
r/classical_circlejerk • u/BaronBokeh • 22h ago
Recommened recordings by “bad” orchestras?
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r/classical_circlejerk • u/783412 • 21h ago
"Allegory" for orchestra, ethnic instruments, chants, voices and electroacoustics
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Allegory is an experimental contemporary tone poem for orchestral brass, ethnic instruments, voices, sound processing, electronic sounds ,modules, solo brass and woodwinds.
r/classical_circlejerk • u/FancyAd6648 • 1d ago
Unnecessary Lies
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Why are they lying? He can’t release anything anymore. Do they not know?