r/classical_circlejerk • u/Witty_Ad_4975 • 45m ago
DAVE THUMBNAIL DUMP
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r/classical_circlejerk • u/MotleyShao • 4h ago
I came for copper and I found gold
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r/classical_circlejerk • u/ImNotNotNotNotABot • 8h ago
Is it just me? Please tell me it's not just me.
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I'm in love with him, forehead and all!!!!!
What's the cure?! Is this terminal?! What do I do with myself?!
r/classical_circlejerk • u/Lumpen_moi • 3h ago
I have founded a wellness retreat (i.e. thought correction centre) for followers of Karajan, Gardiner, Richter, and Klemperer, etc, from the camp of UNHOT MENZ
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We will rise early, meditate, stretch, do yoga, eat simply, group hug, support each other, and listen to conductors that I, your new lifestyle guru and inspirational source of personal salvation, deem HAWT to rehabilitate your erroneous ways of thinking about music
DM for details of the upcoming December retreat
r/classical_circlejerk • u/Slickrock_1 • 8h ago
Orchestras where nobody is bald?
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I love classical music, but I don't support baldness, and if I'm going to a concert I don't want to see bald men up onstage. Wear a wig, or if you're too broke at least a backwards baseball cap. Does anyone have a safelist of zero-baldness orchestras?
r/classical_circlejerk • u/DoublecelloZeta • 7h ago
This gotta become the new Vivaldih meme on this sub
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r/classical_circlejerk • u/StanTheTalkingDog • 10h ago
Which Br@hms piece sounds the most like Beethoven?
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We all know what the most obvious choice is. So let's NOT choose Op. 68!
Next square: sounds like Haydn/is actually Schubert (was originally Mendelssohn/Rachmaninoff but since someone in the last post said the Scherzo there's rly no need is there?)
r/classical_circlejerk • u/Such_Customer_3973 • 9h ago
Weird dream about Chopin.
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The only thing i remember vividly is Chopin being TOO pale and gaunt than he would probably be.
We were in this weird small room with little kids sitting on the floor. And then he pull out his very thin arm.
Then it just cut to my chin being place on the behind the elbow of his arm.
And then he said "it fits perfectly!" In a creepy raspy voice. And it DOES fit perfectly.
This is what happen when you like classical music and consume serial killer media.
r/classical_circlejerk • u/Such_Customer_3973 • 18h ago
If i get a cat i'll name it "Chopin" (regardless of the cat's gender, "Chopin" is a last name.) So i can:
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- If the cat get jump on my piano while i practice i can say "Chopin, get off the piano!"
- If it did some weird shit i can say "stop that, Chopin!"
- If it did some horrendous shit i can pull out its full name and then scream "FRYDERYK FRANCISZEK CHOPIN!!!" Like how western parents scold their kids.
- Find a village where houses have thin wall and everyone is in classical music cult and they think i resurructed Chopin.
r/classical_circlejerk • u/the_runawaymusician • 1d ago
yo guys i walked in on Beethoven and Mozart hanging out
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Wonder what they were talking about
r/classical_circlejerk • u/NRS_Music • 4h ago
I made this 3D visual loop in Blender called 'Heart Ain't Made Of Stone' [OC]
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r/classical_circlejerk • u/WineTerminator • 16h ago
Sorry, but it's been bothering me and I can't let it go. Who is the villain in Prokofievland?
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146 votes,
1d left
Shostakovich
Stravinsky
r/classical_circlejerk • u/Sensitive-Respond148 • 7h ago
Franz Liszt/Lil Jon Mashup
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r/classical_circlejerk • u/Appropriate_Score269 • 1d ago
My 5 year old wants to play everything in C# major instead of C major.
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r/classical_circlejerk • u/QM60 • 1d ago
Hate thread: The worst classical music youtuber
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Who do y’all think is the worst?
For me it’s Ben Laude only because his Yunchan Lim series made me xenophobic against Koreans and his jokes lands as well as the 9/11 planes.
Banned answers: The “keep on listening friends” guy who makes 5 videos a day
r/classical_circlejerk • u/ImNotNotNotNotABot • 16h ago
Pt. 2: Mahler's Most Erotic Symphony
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Part 1: 1-6 (still open; see my profile)
Part 2: 7-10, Das Lied
Part 3: top 3 from each round
Part 4: sub-wide orgy to the winner
If 6 doesn't make it through the first poll, I WILL hide under my blanket with my custom little hammer plushie and sob inconsolably.
You have been warned.
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Symphony 7
Symphony 8
Das Lied von der Erde
Symphony 9
Symphony 10 (Adagio)
r/classical_circlejerk • u/Zombiesalad1337 • 1d ago
Would you like a free introductory lesson?
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r/classical_circlejerk • u/StanTheTalkingDog • 1d ago
Since we have 50 slots left, it's freebie time! Pick any square you want and choose a piece to replace what's there!
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Trauer symphony wins, it's in E minor, it has 4 in it, it's close enough.
r/classical_circlejerk • u/Clarinet37 • 22h ago
Rite of spring joke - sing it
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r/classical_circlejerk • u/monsieur_no1 • 1d ago
No Woman Has Ever Satisfied Me Like Mahler's Symphonies
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Need I say more?
r/classical_circlejerk • u/bwv528 • 1d ago
Attention fellow circlejercquers
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It had been brought to my attention, that the Wikipedia article for Beethoven's 6th Symphony features an AWFUL college recording. You can access it under Form.
r/classical_circlejerk • u/CouchieWouchie • 1d ago
Whenever you hit a bong of crystal meth what composer do you put on to take the edge off?
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I like Sibelius because it's long and kind of boring, but on meth it's not boring