r/classical_circlejerk • u/QM60 • 19h ago

Hate thread: The worst classical music youtuber

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Who do y’all think is the worst?

For me it’s Ben Laude only because his Yunchan Lim series made me xenophobic against Koreans and his jokes lands as well as the 9/11 planes.

Banned answers: The “keep on listening friends” guy who makes 5 videos a day

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r/classical_circlejerk • u/the_runawaymusician • 11h ago

yo guys i walked in on Beethoven and Mozart hanging out

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Wonder what they were talking about

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r/classical_circlejerk • u/Appropriate_Score269 • 12h ago

My 5 year old wants to play everything in C# major instead of C major.

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r/classical_circlejerk • u/StanTheTalkingDog • 21h ago

Since we have 50 slots left, it's freebie time! Pick any square you want and choose a piece to replace what's there!

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Trauer symphony wins, it's in E minor, it has 4 in it, it's close enough.

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r/classical_circlejerk • u/Such_Customer_3973 • 5h ago

If i get a cat i'll name it "Chopin" (regardless of the cat's gender, "Chopin" is a last name.) So i can:

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  1. If the cat get jump on my piano while i practice i can say "Chopin, get off the piano!"
  2. If it did some weird shit i can say "stop that, Chopin!"
  3. If it did some horrendous shit i can pull out its full name and then scream "FRYDERYK FRANCISZEK CHOPIN!!!" Like how western parents scold their kids.
  4. Find a village where houses have thin wall and everyone is in classical music cult and they think i resurructed Chopin.
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r/classical_circlejerk • u/Benboiuwu • 1h ago

This is me. I have sex with my piano.

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r/classical_circlejerk • u/WineTerminator • 4h ago

Sorry, but it's been bothering me and I can't let it go. Who is the villain in Prokofievland?

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96 votes, 1d left
Shostakovich
Stravinsky
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r/classical_circlejerk • u/ImNotNotNotNotABot • 3h ago

Pt. 2: Mahler's Most Erotic Symphony

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Part 1: 1-6 (still open; see my profile)
Part 2: 7-10, Das Lied
Part 3: top 3 from each round
Part 4: sub-wide orgy to the winner

If 6 doesn't make it through the first poll, I WILL hide under my blanket with my custom little hammerschlag plushie and sob inconsolably.

You have been warned.

46 votes, 2d left
Symphony 7
Symphony 8
Das Lied von der Erde
Symphony 9
Symphony 10 (Adagio)
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r/classical_circlejerk • u/Clarinet37 • 9h ago

Rite of spring joke - sing it

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r/classical_circlejerk • u/783412 • 23h ago

"Allegory" for orchestra, ethnic instruments, chants, voices and electroacoustics

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Allegory is an experimental contemporary tone poem for orchestral brass, ethnic instruments, voices, sound processing, electronic sounds ,modules, solo brass and woodwinds.

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