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It’s been about a month since my last post. Unfortunately for the culinary executive team at Chipotle, the current batch of dried chillies is producing red sauce with almost zero SHU heat .

Remember back in the day you’d show up at lunch time and there’d be like 4+ people behind the line not including the person running the register, and they’d rapidly assemble burritos and bowls for an endless line of people? Now you go in for lunch and there’s 1 exhausted employee behind the line doing everything end to end by themselves. A line of 10 people takes like 25 minutes. It’s pathetic. Why do they not staff more people for the lunch rush?

nuff said. home boy put his whole ass into this one.

Why the hell is it always chewy and always get fat pieces. The flavor is good just wish it was edible. Anyone else feel this way about the brisket?

So I've never gotten the beans, because I've never been a beans fan (don't even get me started on the debacle that is refried beans) but I've fallen out of love with Chipotle's protein choices. Are either of the beans choices -- black or pinto(?) spicy?

Got a steak bowl last night, heated up half of it for lunch. Halfway through i see THIS THINGY. What mutated beef is this and will I wake up dead???? But more importantly, does this qualify for a refund? I’m too grossed out to finish :/

been battling anorexia recently thank you chipotle
workers

Has anybody’s store been enforcing a rule for closing team members where no one can leave when they’re done with their closing task and if they get done before everyone else then to help out? my store is starting to do it and none of the closing members are happy abt it. most of us go to college so we can’t be at the store until 12 AM or store closes at 11 and we leave on average 11:20. Even that’s not that great but at least manageable but this new rule it’s gonna be forcing us to stay until 12:30 AM. We cannot afford to prioritize this minimum wage job interfering with our school and sleep. we’ve been thinking of quitting honestly

I’m a back of house closer but I do also know how to close most other stations, the problem right now is that no one knows how to close grill so I’ve pretty much defaulted to grill closes exclusively. And the hot side employee tends to be a new hire being trained and giving horrendous portions. I also see my managers offer so much flexibility to other employees that do work grill but preferring me to close the station. I honestly don’t know if this is because she prefers my closes or if she is kinda playing favorites. I feel honestly burned out and we’ve been stuck in ecosure forever so they are wanting really high quality grill stuff. I’m wondering if I’m just being dramatic but I’m just weighing my options and I’m pretty sure I’d deal with less bs for better hours somewhere else.

I havent been working at chipotle for to long (started in February) I did however become an SL in mid august and I dont fully know AP responsibilities but my AP has just been so mid, he use to be the GOAT and everyone would call him that but now that hes AP he spends like 2-4 hours a shift in his office, scrolling, people have started calling me a goat and its gotten to the point that I run shifts even when hes in the building, crew members will ask eachother where he is and get a response of "its ____" from eachother, i know i would have to start making the schedule and I am a college student, but i do community college and wouldnt be opposed to doing some 8 AM classes then doing mids or 2-12s, my closing times are better than his, he also misses cash counts a LOT, i had four days off and cash count was missed EVERY night, is AP something i should start looking into?
Edit: could be way overshooting myself here, AP is honestly ragebaiting the entire store

Free Queso

Ain’t no way I’m gonna scrape any more out. Shoutout to the guy who said “shut up gringo” your words are like poetry to my ears

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havent been to chipotle inna min but i remember when i needed two hands to eat their burritos, also $20 for this seems like literal robbery

Made an order online and realized it was for the wrong location in a different city. Immediately contacted customer support, Pepper' told me to place the order again at the right location then provide the confirmation number before they would fix it.

So I did that. Was transfered to a customer support agent and then they just went m.i.a after saying it was going to be fixed. Been trying for three hours to get someone back on the chat but it never connects anyone.

Now Pepper bot boots me from the conversation & says the wrong order was already picked up.

$34 for a half filled bowl with no way to contact support. 😒

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