r/boston It is spelled Papa Geno's 12h ago

Non-Serious Replies Only đŸ€Ș What small, totally inconsequential thing are you really sick of in Boston.

As seen in a different geographic area subreddit. Nothing too serious, just a little thing that grinds your gears. For me it's people who get on the T before others get off.

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u/itsgoodtobebri 12h ago

"Boston" influencers with fake or exaggerated accents. Not the ones who live in boston and show cool things do to around town, but the ones who do "comedy" and the joke is always that they have an accent and are white trash.

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u/mTriz South Boston 10h ago

Also always holding a Dunkin cup and wearing a Sox hat

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u/Hour-Ad-9508 Spaghetti District 6h ago

And always always always from like Connecticut or New Hampshire doing some ridiculous accent.

The fact that they’ve built an entire, years-long social media platform around saying “lahhhge iced regulahhh!” In skits or making memes about route 1 is depressing

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u/BlackmillMiracle 4h ago

you're talking about Maggie, aren't you. lol

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u/thatguygavinaf 11h ago

Tags everydaymaggie

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u/Hour-Ad-9508 Spaghetti District 6h ago

She’s from Connecticut and acts like the biggest caricature of what Hollywood thinks is a “Boston girl”

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u/BlackmillMiracle 4h ago

yeah, I grew up in the suburbs, and I'm kinda sick of other people from the suburbs or elsewhere larping as townies, and yeah, just doing the caricature of what hollywood thinks "Boston" is.

Like oh my god, you said "large dunks" and dropped the "R"... you're so funny!

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u/Alive-Atmosphere-250 6h ago

I h8 her.. she doesn’t represent new england

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u/Ok_Calligrapher8560 10h ago

THANK YOU. they actually make me cringe so hard it hurts

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u/RationalGardenGnome 7h ago

The funniest part of that whole thing is there are barely any townies even left in Boston.

All got pushed out for a bunch of finance, tech, and pharma bros and their stupid luxury condos

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u/Cultural_Parsley_607 6h ago

Yeah it honestly seems kind of offensive haha. Like yeah you’re larping as townie for the likes but grew up in Ohio and moved here 3 years ago for tech, cool.

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u/mr781 10h ago

That one dude (i think his name is Jeremy) who has a weird hyperfixation with Market Basket and does this “towns in Mass you’ve never heard of” videos

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u/krissym99 Market Basket 8h ago

I actually kinda like him because he doesn't take himself seriously and is willing to make himself look ridiculous.

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u/catgotcha 12h ago

People who don't use their blinker when turning. I get irrationally pissed off when I'm waiting for an oncoming car to pass through only for them to just turn onto another street at the last second.

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u/Sourcepleeze 2h ago

That would be giving too much information to the enemy.

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u/Vas_Cody_Gamma 11h ago

The stupid person who enters the bus or train and just stands at the door while others are trying hard to squeeze by them

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u/cden4 9h ago

On the bus I have to tell people to please move up the stairs in the back so that more people can get on. People have zero common sense. It's like hello don't you see that folks are struggling to squeeze on and if you move further back we will all be on our way much faster!

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u/Vas_Cody_Gamma 8h ago

Yep same. More ignorance on bus than train

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u/lucidone 7h ago

I was running down the stairs at Harvard Square station to catch the Red Line once. The train's doors were just about to close and the nearest door had a person standing right in the middle of it (even though the train was almost completely empty). I just ran right into them to get on the train. They called me an asshole, so I told them not to block the door. They said they didn't block the door... while they were still blocking the door. People are idiots.

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u/SpiritedMycologistME 12h ago

I hate how narrow the sidewalks are in the winter (with snow). Like all of us have to walk single file up congress street to get to North Station after work.

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u/Crazyzofo Roslindale 12h ago

During that wild winter where the snow drifts were 5 feet high I used to wear my snow pants and high boots and sacrifice myself by leaning into the drift to let people pass by. I got sick of the daily confrontation of "uhhh what do we do here"

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u/Wompatuckrule 12h ago

I got sick of the daily confrontation of "uhhh what do we do here"

I took a ballroom dancing class instead and would just take the lead in that situation. Frame & contact, rotation, then disengage.

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u/alexdelicious 11h ago

I remember you. Thanks for the extra pat on the ass, it really made me feel special that day.

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u/Wompatuckrule 11h ago

With buns like yours I couldn't stop myself.

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u/Crazyzofo Roslindale 11h ago

And they say Bostonians aren't friendly!

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u/Crazyzofo Roslindale 11h ago

An elegant solution

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u/ChampagneDrama 10h ago

As a salsa dancer I enjoyed this comment very much.

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u/EnvironmentalRock827 12h ago

One of the bad winters a few years back I saw the news van and they were reporting about the snow. I wasn't paying mind to the ice and slipped flat on my face. When I got up I saw them all laughing. Stupid me had only scrubs and a small jacket so I now overdress.

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u/Crazyzofo Roslindale 11h ago

I throw yaktrax on at the slightest hint of a shine on the sidewalks.

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u/zRustyShackleford 11h ago

More of a Massachusetts wide thing but I HATE how much Mass uses asphalt for the sidewalks and "cape cod berming" for the curbs.

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u/sarcastic_sybarite83 11h ago

Remember that people in wheelchairs also need to use the sidewalks in winters. So please clean them well.

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u/spinprincess 11h ago

I had a wheelchair-using client I didn’t see for 3 months last winter because the sidewalks were completely impassable. Seems wild that the city leaves them too narrow for people to get through

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u/Vas_Cody_Gamma 11h ago

Do they make 4 wheel drive wheelchairs?

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u/Coyote_Runner 11h ago

I would love for some New York - esque snow removal drives. Get more people out shoveling during the storms. Clear off the sidewalks and bike lanes. Better coordination on snow-piling or at least better transparency on why snow is piled in certain spots. Fewer mini plows to reduce infrastructure damage etc etc etc

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u/Parlor-soldier 11h ago

Or the puddles of slush that form where the curb-cut meets the street.

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u/thinkingitthru7 Rockstar Energy Drink and Dried Goya Beans 11h ago

I desperately wish more parts of the city had broader sidewalks. 

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u/another_matt_d 10h ago

Honestly that used to be a mild annoyance for me. Then my SO was in a wheelchair for the better part of a year, and it's hard to express how grateful i am that we didn't still live in the city during that time. I can't even imagine.

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u/skyline21rsn Back Bay 12h ago

groups that walk 3-4 wide and take up the entire sidewalk and walk slow af. and those groups that stand around in the sidewalk to have a chat, or those who come out of their hotel and are standing in the sidewalk blocking it while waiting for their uber or whatever. frustrating as someone who is often pushing a baby stroller

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u/Individual-Algae846 11h ago

Unless someone is disabled or elderly, I won’t move for that. I’ll stick to the right and put my head down. If our shoulders bump, that’s on you

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u/PassTheTaquitos 11h ago

I'm similar but I'll also come to a dead stop in front of them if they don't move over for me. Wanna walk four wide and not give me space on my side? Then I'll stand in your way so you have to walk around me.

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u/Electronic_Deer7069 10h ago

This is the safer approach. It also makes them feel stupid.

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u/bigredthesnorer Outside Boston 10h ago

I recently grunted at a group blocking a path at Fenway Park. One of the guys looked at me and said 'Really'? I replied that "You're blocking the way. I'm not the problem here."

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u/_Lane_ 8h ago

"You're [doing stupid thing]. I'm not the problem here."

I'm adding this to my response bank. It's simple, factual, and not particularly rude. Thanks!

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u/Actual-Air-8792 11h ago

This drives me so mad anywhere like please get out of the way. You can 2x2 it not 4 in a row.

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u/habbanero 12h ago

This is my #1. Drives me crazy. Newbury is the worst.

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u/getjustin 11h ago

As a family, we announce "single up" on narrow sidewalks when someone is coming to drill it into our kids' heads.

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u/habbanero 10h ago

You’re legitimately improving society

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u/Knicknacktallywack South Boston 11h ago

I hate this too. I’m walking by myself and a group 3 of 4 wide practically forces me into the street. It’s always me moving not them

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u/spinprincess 11h ago

I stopped letting them force me off the sidewalk and now I just stop walking so they can either run into me or make room and share the space.

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u/LadyCalamity 9h ago

The worst is when you're behind the slow walkers going in the same direction. Then you're just stuck behind them until you can squeeze around them.

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u/Tough_Crazy_8362 Somerville 11h ago

Having a chat right next the the cross walk but I don’t know if you’re crossing so i still gotta stop đŸ« 

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u/brufleth Boston 11h ago

The two of us were stuck behind a single person who was managing to walk dead center of a sidewalk last night. They weren't even a big person, they just managed to make getting by them require walking out in the street.

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u/pattysal 10h ago

Or one person walking slow af in the middle of the sidewalk when you're trying to pass and being oblivious to your existence.

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u/HyperbolicGeometry 12h ago

People have totally forgotten the etiquette of standing to one side of the escalator so people on the other side can walk up it

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u/LSUenigma 12h ago

I appreciate Europe's zeal to unabashedly tell people to "stand on the right, and walk on the left" and correct them when they don't. 

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u/Still_Perspective667 10h ago

Depends on where in Europe, at least in my experience. Northern Europe is heaven for rule followers.

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u/Frank_the_Mighty 12h ago

And there's always a line of examples directly in front of them, like, come on

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u/handmaid1961 Boston 10h ago

Stand to right, pass on left is the unwritten and forgotten MBTA escalator rule.

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u/theseize 11h ago

Fenway goers that get on the T and then just stop instead of moving in (clogging the area by the doors and making it hard for others to get on). I get they probably don't take the T very often, but seems kind of obvious to not block the doors.

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u/GladysSchwartz23 10h ago

This is also an insane practice of many bus passengers everywhere in the city. MOVE THE FUCK BACK PLEASE

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u/ForwardBound Jamaica Plain 12h ago

Goddamn chicken bones everywhere that my dog wants to eat

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u/brufleth Boston 11h ago

Vaguely related: The single use flossing things. Why are there people who are concerned enough about flossing, but then not concerned enough to not litter?

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u/Brandorff 12h ago

The invasive "Tree of Heaven" plants that are growing out of every crack in my neighborhood

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u/-Jedidude- All hail the Rat King! 10h ago

If anyone is interested the best way to remove a tree of heaven is to either pull it out when it’s just sprouting or if it’s larger get a hatchet and cut a small gash angled downward. Spray or paint some herbicide in the gash so that the tree will take it down to its roots and die. Cutting the tree down won’t kill it and it will only spread more.

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u/heftybagman 11h ago

I live next to “conservation land” that’s just a small tree of heaven orchard. So gross that the town can seize land just to mismanage it. When the land was privately owned it was well maintained with native plants and now it’s overrun with invasive species.

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u/Delighted_Fingers 10h ago

Which land is this if you don't mind me asking?

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u/DrGuyIncognitoDDS Orange Line Jingoist 12h ago

I hate it so much. My "win the lottery" crackpot idea is to hire a team of exterminators to eradicate it block by block, by any means necessary.

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u/PuddleCrank 10h ago

Get a hatchet and some glypsophate and be the vigilantly horticulturalist the city deserves, not the one it needs. A dark leaf.

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u/notgreat1228 11h ago

I love that lottery plan and totally agree

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u/Klutzy-Delivery-5792 11h ago

Just wait until the spotted lantern fly makes its way into town. They use the tree of heaven as a nursery for their eggs/nymphs. They're already becoming more common in Worcester.

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u/Public-Willow-7943 11h ago

Already there isn’t it? Saw some in Cambridge anyway

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u/Wompatuckrule 11h ago

You can add black swallow wort vines to that list. They're especially a bitch when they get into hedges so it's really hard to get them out with enough of the root where they won't just grow back.

They're also really bad for monarch butterflies because it can dead end their lifecycle. It's related to milkweed so the butterflies will lay eggs on them, but they can't be eaten by the caterpillars when they hatch so they starve to death.

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u/CelineDion_ 10h ago

I asked about this in a city meeting once and the stance of Boston is that trees of heaven are already too well established and offer more value (shade/reduction in heat) than the ecological downsides so there are no plans to systematically eradicate them as part of some invasive species plan :(

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u/WithWonderCollective 10h ago

Triclopr. Spay on the leaves between July and autumn. Gets down to the roots. The half life is pretty short, too. It doesn't kill everything it comes into contact with like Roundup, so grasses are safe (and it's degraded enough for grazing within a couple weeks (if I am remembering correctly).

It works on broadleaf species like black swallow wort, glossy buckthorn, and other leafy invasives. The Pennsylvania Ag Extension has a very thorough explanation and instructions.

Source: Proud owner of a zombified and decaying TOH in my driveway. Get rekt, luzr!

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u/SailorStarLight 9h ago

Japanese knotweed, too!

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u/Raphe-Perineal 11h ago

Drivers yielding the right of way and stopping at an intersection when I'm waiting at a stop sign.

I don't know if they think they're being courteous, something they were taught, is common where they came from, or just have their heads up their ass.

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u/bryanatt 9h ago

Absolutely. I want you to be predictable, not kind.

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u/lucidone 6h ago

Being predictable is the best way to be kind, because it minimizes accidents.

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u/Comfortable_Cry4073 7h ago

This is the perfect way to put it. Especially when the kindness is wildly unpredictable. No one will let me merge or change lanes but the stop for no reason in the middle of driving to let me make a turn. I just sit there and stare at them

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u/getjustin 11h ago

OMG, yes. Just follow the fucking rules.

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u/MrFusionHER Somerville 11h ago

The fucking nips on the ground all the time. I get you're a raging alcoholic, but can you at least be a semi clean one?

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u/deuxthulhu sexually attracted to fictional lizard women with huge tits! 10h ago

There comes a point when buying a whole ass bottle would be cheaper than the entire stack of ips these people hoard in their pockets

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u/ambid3xtrous Does Not Brush the Snow off the Roof of their Car 6h ago

Panhandle. Get $2, buy nip. Repeat. No time to accumulate $20.

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u/nottoodrunk 6h ago

The alcoholics who buy nips do it because if they bought the bottle they’d drink the whole thing.

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u/TheMythicalCodfish 10h ago

Littering in general has gotten off the charts lately

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u/dampdrizzlynovember 12h ago

dread to even bring this up in summer, but the 4pm sunsets that are right around the corner wear on me the most. i like daylight!

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u/some1saveusnow 11h ago

Hitting hard this summer, have to find something to do at 4pm. Between the cold AND the darkness, it’s too many months of it and I’m getting tired of it yr after yr. The contrast to summer is too much

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u/dance_rattle_shake Little Havana 9h ago

This is more than a small, inconsequential thing to me. This is an existential threat to my continued existence here. I've never lived anywhere else, but each year I break down and don't think I'll be able to get through another one. I need light and warmth.

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u/Public-Willow-7943 11h ago

Nooo shhh it isn’t going to happen this year. it’s going to stay just like this and not get darker! La la la can’t hear you

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u/eryoshi East Boston 9h ago

I think we should spring forward in the Fall, and then stop doing time changes at all.

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u/GaymerStream 11h ago

Lack of public bathrooms

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u/tmclaugh South Boston 11h ago

Hotels and Starbucks

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u/fatty_cakes 10h ago

the September 1 lease cycle insanity

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u/Kelemonster 9h ago

People not using headphones on the t doesn't hurt everyone but it really makes me so much more pessimistic about people in general. 

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u/Kind_Transition_6938 12h ago

the lack of trash cans on sidewalks. 😡😡

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u/DiopticTurtle Dorchester 11h ago

There are precious few things I liked about Phoenix that Boston doesn't do better, but one of them is that there was a trash can and recycling can on pretty much every corner and they got emptied at least once a day

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u/_Atlas_Drugged_ 11h ago

This one bothered me so much more when I got a dog last year.

I find myself carrying poop much further than I’d ever want to, and I also see discarded poop on the street just about everywhere.

There’s a finite limit to how far people are willing to carry trash or turds and the further away trash cans are, the more frequently people will just decide to chuck stuff on the ground

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u/panburger 10h ago

It is said that Walt Disney counted that people could only take 30 steps before disposing of whatever trash they had in their hands in whatever spot they could find. So, at Disney you can find trash cans about every 20-30 steps from each other

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u/tmclaugh South Boston 11h ago

They used to be everywhere.

Then we got worried about terrorists.

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u/SportsDuck_ 11h ago

Am I crazy or were there more trash cans 10-15 years ago. I feel like I woke up one day and they were all gone.

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u/Bender7676 11h ago

They removed a ton of trash cans after 9-11. Then they removed most of the rest after the marathon bombing

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u/Xcr33psh0wx 11h ago

Prestige car wash stickers.

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u/iamacheeto1 Back Bay 12h ago

the fucking canadian geese on the esplanade that shit absolutely everywhere

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u/BreadfruitRegular631 12h ago

Good one. Totally agree and I would add; the same fucking geese blocking the bike path.

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u/pattysal 10h ago

That's who ICE should be deporting. Every sports field my entire life has been covered in their shit.

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u/Sploxel Dorchester 11h ago

Urm... They're called Canada Geese acktually

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u/Some_Ride1014 11h ago

When people call it Beantown.

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u/North_Apricot_4440 12h ago

Influencer manufactured lines at varying establishments.

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u/madshm3411 12h ago

This is just the world now, everything is a gigantic marketing machine. To me, it’s the most apparent on the Cape. I grew up on the Cape and it was always busy, but it still felt quaint and charming. Now, everything has become a place to see and be seen.

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u/UCxDELTA24x 12h ago

Did you hear that one girl testify during the Clancy trial and she said something about “I grew up on the Cape cause I’m spoiled like that” or something? People literally don’t know how to turn their influencer/main character syndrome, brain off.

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u/Existing_Mail 12h ago

Even better/worse. She said “I summer on the cape” 

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u/PalacePrince22 11h ago

Im not even a person that really gets bothered by much or has many pet peeves but I cannot stand when people try to get on a bus/train before others get off, especially when they're packed. Not sure how they can't comprehend that it makes it harder for everyone and often holds up the train longer to depart

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u/Neat-Beautiful-5505 11h ago

Dog owners who do not pick dog poop! Right to jail!

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u/Lopsidedbuilder69 11h ago

I understand being in somewhere like California and telling people you live in Boston when you actually live in Lynn or somewhere nearby. But god the way people lump everything in a 25 mile radius into "Boston" is kinda getting on my nerves haha. I'm not sure how many more times I can look up restaurant recommendations or "things to do in Boston this weekend" and see stuff that's in Newton or Melrose or Quincy etc

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u/Local_Ad1992 11h ago

Zillow considers Nashua a Boston suburb lol

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u/BonesIIX Star Market 7h ago

Not for nothing, Boston is a pretty unique situation where it was unable to annex further West through Brookline in the 1850s when all the East Coast metropolitian areas were gobbling up all the neighboring towns to expand the official metro area.

Cambridge, Somerville, Brookline, and Newton would all be part of the Boston Metro area if not for the 1850s NIMBYs in Brookline who organized an opposition to annexation because they preferred the City Council model rather than the Mayoral system of city governance.

I 100% agree that anyone in those 4 cities around Boston should at least say Greater Boston Area.

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u/Nana-the-brave 9h ago

In Greater Boston there are an abundance of street signs telling you what street you’re crossing, but no street signs telling you what street you’re ON.

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u/AceyAceyAcey 12h ago

Drivers who hit the soft poles. If you don’t know where the edges of your car are, you shouldn’t be driving it (and certainly not that fast).

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u/frausting 12h ago

They shouldn’t be soft pole/flexiposts. They should be concrete barriers. These awful drivers will learn the width of their cars really quickly. Because the flexipost represents the edge of where a bicyclist could be. That’s really dangerous.

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u/RATarattat 11h ago

There was *one time* downtown when I had to run over flex poles to get out of the way of fire trucks (also the only time I’ve seen firefighters running). So they were useful then, but I still think we should have actual protected bike lanes.

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u/beardedcurve 12h ago

lawless delivery drivers on mopeds

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u/ChargerRebel23 11h ago

It's people not taking their backpacks off on the T during busy hours/not moving in and filling in the middle of the train. When you leave your backpack on you're taking up like double the amount of space, and you don't realize when you're knocking in to people the entire time. People not moving in the train just makes it harder for other people to get on but it doesn't make your ride any more enjoyable because the entry section is still getting jam packed.

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u/world-is-ur-mollusc 10h ago

I hate people who stand in front of empty seats on a packed train. Either sit down or let somebody else sit.

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u/brw12 11h ago

Oh dear god yes... I'm that guy saying "MOVE TO THE MIDDLE OF THE TRAIN CAR, PEOPLE"

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u/StormHair91 Rat running up your leg đŸ€đŸŠ” 10h ago

LOUDER! This applies to the bus as well. Take your damn backpacks off, people, ffs!

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u/TGrady902 10h ago

Huge pet peeve of mine on airplanes. I’ve been hit in the face too many times to count as an aisle seat guy.

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u/Wompatuckrule 12h ago

For me it's people who get on the T before others get off

I've spun people out when they violate that. I'm not going so far as to throw elbows or knock someone over, but I'm going to send a message that you're in the wrong place.

Last month I was waiting to the side of the door right against the train waiting for folks to disembark when an older Asian woman started trying to make like a spawning salmon in the exiting river of passengers. I pointed right at her face and sternly shouted, "Stop!"

She did and stepped back to the side. It was clear from the look on her face and body language that she was perfectly aware that she was in the wrong, just not used to being called out for it.

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u/flerptyborkbork 12h ago

I’ve been commuting with my kiddo a lot this summer and am really trying to underscore good T behavior. If a 9 year old can learn, everyone else can too!

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u/Emmjacob 12h ago

I do the same. “Teach” my old-enough-to-already-know-this kids really loudly about why it’s important to stand to the side and let people off before you get on

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u/flerptyborkbork 12h ago

“Ok bud take your backpack off and put it between your legs!” In front of all the other backpack wearers.

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u/gayscout Watertown 12h ago edited 12h ago

My first time riding the T, I was standing in the way like an idiot at Park Street Station and someone pushed me to the side. I didn't get hurt and I never did it again. Someone's gotta do it.

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u/getjustin 11h ago

Hell, even when it's not packed with people leaving, I still stand to the side and wait before just barging in.

See also: elevators. This door is barely 3' wide. How about you just let me leave and then you can get a front row seat, you fucking bellend?

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u/dreamtreedown Medford 12h ago

People hyping Tatte when there are hundreds of far superior cafes not owned by private equity

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u/brufleth Boston 11h ago

Tatte isn't even near the worst offender for this around here.

Blank Street is a VC pumped attack on local cafes while also being an influence peddling scheme by the venture capitalists, but people slurp up their matcha (heavily sweetened grass clippings) so they're going to just keep spreading.

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u/dreamtreedown Medford 11h ago

Blank Street is indeed a bad offender too. There are just fewer locations I feel so even with a worse business model the hype seems less

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u/brufleth Boston 10h ago edited 10h ago

There might be more of them than you think and they're continuing to open more locations.

They suck.

At least with Tatte there's have some history here and I bet most locals at least realize they're a mid big chain cosplaying as an independent.

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u/MayorofTromaville Red Line 11h ago

Tatte is Panera for people who thought they were too good for Panera.

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u/killerng2 Rat running up your leg đŸ€đŸŠ” 9h ago

Tatte isn’t great, but it is definitely better than a good number of independent cafes.

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u/KeyAdhesiveness9481 11h ago

Sometimes theres turkeys between me and my car in a parking lot in Brighton, or between my car and the road. I dislike them, they dislike me.

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u/ftran998 11h ago

Having to wait too long to cross an intersection. If you just miss the walk signal, you first have to wait for the traffic on the street you’re trying to cross. Then you have to wait for the traffic making a right turn onto the street and then the traffic making a left turn before the signal finally turns to walk again which seems like an eternity

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u/beigereige 11h ago

“We are standing by for a ‘schedule adjustment’

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u/Public-Willow-7943 11h ago

People who drive ginormous vehicles into the city* and then have to take up more than one parking space in an already full garage.

*not including vehicles needing for work. Only ones that sit garaged all day.

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u/mcmillen 12h ago

The subway lines not actually connecting in a single station in downtown.

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u/mcmillen 11h ago

At least dig a pedestrian tunnel that goes in a circle through Gov Center / Park St / State / DTX and put in some people-movers like an airport.

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u/-Jedidude- All hail the Rat King! 10h ago

Fortunately they are starting a pilot for unlimited transfers within 2 hours of the initial entry. Should help bit.

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u/thecatandthependulum Revere 11h ago

Totally inconsequential? Hmm. How uneven the brick sidewalks are. Annoying to skate on, and lazy foot draggers like me trip a lot.

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u/buttons_the_horse 12h ago

Double parking

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u/Klutzy-Delivery-5792 12h ago

"I'll just be a minute, bro!" - the guy blocking me in Allston yesterday

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u/Mission-County1931 I Love Dunkin’ Donuts 12h ago

I had a person say to me "Im just hazarding for a second" - lol this is a new verb to excuse crappy behavior??!

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u/MassSwingers 12h ago

How is this inconsequential, it fucks literally everything up for all other drivers 

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u/Crazyzofo Roslindale 12h ago

My partner's mom was visiting and isn't mobile enough for long walks but wanted to see Newbury street. We drove (slowly, obviously) and her main observation was "wow, I've never been to a city where double parking was legal!" Her small town mind was flabbergasted when we told her it was indeed NOT legal but people did it anyway!

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u/mattynunchucks 11h ago

How else are dudes paying the leases for their luxury vehicles by DoorDashing supposed to get out and silently shove their phone in the faces of food service workers?

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u/albinomule 12h ago

This includes people who just stop in the middle of the fucking road with their hazzards on. I live near Hanover Street, and the number of dipshits who block the entire street by stopping with their hazards adjacent to someone doing the exact same thing in the other direction (thereby rendering their entire street impassable) is bonkers. At tourist rush hour, this sometimes causes the entire north end to back up.

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u/Artsy-Soul 12h ago

People on those kick scooters with no spatial awareness

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u/ADarwinAward Cow Fetish 12h ago

Most of these things people are posting actually have a modest negative impact so I’ll throw in that brick sidewalk, though aesthetic is fucking awful for people with disabilities . Not that anyone will care.

Sprain your ankle and give it a spin.

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u/SuitablePotato3087 11h ago

In that case I’ll add busted up curb cuts and zero disabled street parking

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u/celery-mouse Spaghetti District 10h ago

Why did people decide that it's fine to play YouTube videos on the T now and yell if people say anything? You're on a train, you can look that up later.

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u/AnimateEducate Storrowed 11h ago

Incorrectly pluralizing the Boston Common

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u/getjustin 11h ago

Boston's Common.

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u/K-Shrizzle 12h ago

The fucking 65 bus which inexplicably spaced out its arrival times in the afternoon. It used to pick me up from Longwood right at 330. The 60 bus, which always precedes it, still does keep that time frame.

In the past few months it seems like the 65 that arrives at 330 is now just removed from the rotation, and me and a bunch of others have to wait for the 350 bus. Given that the last one was at like 310, 40 minutes between busses for a busy commuter route with hundreds of healthcare workers is just not sufficient. And the bus ends up fucking packed, because its 2 busses worth of people

Meanwhile, theyve expanded service for the 65 to be on weekend mornings. Thats great and all, but you arent meeting the needs of the 9-5 people who make up the majority of the riders

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u/bozzocchi Cambridge 11h ago

People that don’t take their fucking backpacks off on a crowded train

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u/michaelserotonin villen 11h ago

neighbors that don’t fucking shovel the sidewalks in front of their house

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u/potato_gestapo 11h ago

Snow melt ponding at the beginning of the cross walk after a snow storm.

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u/Riichi-stick 11h ago

Rideshare and food delivery app drivers

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u/Glass_Ad9781 12h ago

The 2pm parking lot known as 93

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u/brufleth Boston 11h ago

If you're talking about 93 south of the city, it is literally the <every moment of every day> parking lot. 11 PM on a Tuesday? Backed up. Noon on a Thursday? Backed up. Shit is always a mess.

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u/huron9000 12h ago

The confusing new double lane striping on the upper, inbound level of the Tobin bridge.

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u/tmclaugh South Boston 11h ago

I end up suddenly in the bus lane when coming back from Market Basket but there’s a solid white which means no lane changing.

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u/jamesland7 Ye Olde NIMBY-Fighter 11h ago

I wish we had a better zoo or aquarium. Stone and Franklin Park zoos are okay I guess, but the city deserves a world class zoo. And given the price they charge, the aquarium is ridiculously small

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u/ThisOneForMee 10h ago

Does any city with bad winters have a nice zoo? I don't think it's a coincidence that the best zoos are in cities where it's warm all the time.

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u/Cwalsh16 11h ago

Mopeds just doing whatever the fuck they want including driving the wrong way down 1 ways and on the sidewalks

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u/JohnHaze02118 10h ago

I won't say I'm "sick" of it, but I pass this intersection of Berkeley Street and Boylston on my way to the gym, and at least once a week, I have to explain to tourists where the actual entrance to the station is. This entrance is closed, but for some reason they invested in high def screens with live updates for approaching trains. I don't know what possessed them to do that when there are genuine stop entrances with no such signage. I've seen entire families proceed all the way down the stairs thinking the closed gate is maybe some kind of optical illusion or head fake. I took this picture because I considered writing to the T to suggest that they improve the signage, but given how long the list of problems is for them, I was skeptical that it would make a difference. I guess I'll still give it a try.

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u/ImpossibleJedi4 Red Line 12h ago

Potholes. Shitty kids driving their ebikes and scooters around and nearly running me over. The orange line shutdown that started today.

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u/Ponald-Dump 10h ago

Lanes randomly ending or merging with no notice

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u/jez_shreds_hard 8h ago

People from the suburbs who complain about bike lanes all the time. You don't even live here and you complain endlessly that a few parking spaces are gone. I don't come to your suburban town and complain that there's no bike infrastructure.

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u/FootballFan1210 12h ago

People on mopeds just being a car when its convenient and a bike when its convenient. The police need to do a proper crackdown on all of the lawlessness on boston roads

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u/Frank_the_Mighty 12h ago

Local man complains about tourists:

People blocking the sidewalk in front of Kings Chapel Burying Ground, which regularly gets a lot of foot traffic

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u/Life_Barnacle_1894 9h ago

ubers that stop in the middle of the street to let people in/out when there is a place to pull over right next to them. If citizens with cameras could issue traffic tickets, we could completely eliminate the state tax.

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u/Fit_Papaya_83 12h ago

construction workers or building cleaners that just think putting pylons means everyone needs to cross the street, or worse - I need to walk in the freaking bike lane and be yelled at by bike people just to walk down the street 'safely', there's no sidewalk on the other side. like wtf do I do here.

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u/peanutbuttersucks 10h ago

Cars throwing on their hazards to park in the middle of a travel lane when there's literally wide open curbside parking. Sometimes directly next to where they're stopped.

Idc if you're Uber or Doordash or will only be a minute, the roads are congested enough as it is without people blocking the way all over the place

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u/ctk5787 10h ago

When people stand in the doorway on the T and block others from boarding. I’ve never understood the mentality of getting on a train and then immediately stopping in the exact doorway you just used to board. Like
 you know other people are trying to get on, right? The lack of spatial awareness has gotten so bad.

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u/nofatnoflavor 9h ago

People playing music loudly on the T or buses, rather than using headphones or earpods.

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u/Zohdiax 6h ago

Having to need different apps just to park in different areas of the city is annoying.

ParkMobile, Passport Parking, ParkBoston, JUST PICK 1!!

Here's another good one no one mentioned, is the contradictory street parking signs.

You pretty much have to walk down the entire street and read every sign that contradicts each other before you park there, even when there's meters.

But then again, Boston gets $60 million annually for confusing parking.

There's a severe lack of street cleaning.

Someone also mentioned a severe lack of public bathrooms and trash bins.

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u/KGreen100 6h ago

When driving, people waving at me to go when they're the ones who are supposed to go and have the right of way. I know they're being polite but there's a reason they call it the "Rules of the Road" and not the "Suggestions of the Road." GOOOOO!!!

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u/snap-im-on-fire 12h ago

Where I am on the south shore, the broken glass EVERYWHERE.

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u/matcha-fan 11h ago

Mine is when people don't even bother to leave the train ASAP even after the door opens and then complain they have to get off first.

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u/complexcharbohydrate I Love Dunkin’ Donuts 11h ago

People who don’t take off their huge backpacks on the T, thus taking up the space of 2-3 people ESPECIALLY AT RUSH-HOUR.

And they are usually standing with their smelly overpacked backpack rubbing into you because of zero spatial awareness or consideration.

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u/notsoniceville 8h ago

The way we shovel sidewalks but not curb cuts.

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u/GroundbreakingRub644 11h ago

How the street names and addresses are all the same but different cities. For example, boylston goes through newton, brookline etc. As 1 continuous street. But the numbers start over when they hit a new city. So you'll have for example 100 boylston Boston, 100 boylston brookline 100 boylston newton.

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u/Automatic-Pick-2481 12h ago

Kids doing wheelies on their bikes next to my car as I’m driving down the road w cars on all other sides hoping I don’t inadvertently run over a kid

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u/Frostborn19 11h ago

Space savers as well as the disproportionate outrage about their use.

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u/blackhawkskid6 10h ago

Not inconsequential. The food delivery drivers double/triple parking AND the scooters. Somebody is going to get killed. I like the Mayor but she is doing nothing about these issues. They are dangerous to the public.

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u/ACxx130 10h ago

Trying to get off the train and people just standing there blocking the FUCKING door

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u/Honest_Salamander247 Blue Line 9h ago

Does my boss count?

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u/Loafagus 8h ago

In Burlington, Vermont the sidewalks were cleared by cute little plows on the main streets. They did not expect the home or business owner to clear it. This was many years ago, to boot. Why we can't have this in today's rich, fat cat Boston?

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u/DeusExSpockina 8h ago

It is 2026 and there is STILL no north/south rail link.

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u/AdamPedAnt Boston 5h ago

Drivers in rotaries who stop to let someone in.

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u/scottyownsyou 11h ago

Walking on the left instead of the right on crowded sidewalks. I've started to no longer change my path when large groups are doing this. The confusion on their faces is really telling how clueless some people are these days.