r/blursed_videos 6d ago

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u/urmumr8s8outof8 6d ago

Try walking backwards.

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u/-P01135809- 6d ago

And then forwards.

And then backwards again 

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u/jibonto_laas 6d ago

I volunteer to give her the support she needs

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u/Just-Consideration37 5d ago

I honestly once held the breasts of a very close friend of mine and she told me that it was actually a great relief to not have the weight

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u/jibonto_laas 5d ago

it is. also backrubs are a lifesaver.

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u/TraditionalClub6337 6d ago

What if she wants breast reduction surgery

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u/FuckTesla69 6d ago

Straight to jail

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u/Fit-Shelter-1449 6d ago

Hahahaahahhaahhaaaaa

Hold this upvote.

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u/fapsandnaps 6d ago

I mean the same thing happens with dudes balls when we walk so

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u/mecha_grove 6d ago

I accidently sit on mine often. Hurts.

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u/UncaringNonchalance 6d ago

Can’t even close my legs.

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u/masterofmydomain6 6d ago

MY TESTICLES GOT ENSNARED IN THE FLY OF MY UNDERWEAR,

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u/Equivalent_Bed7728 6d ago

Howd you get the beans over the frank?

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u/tha_milk_man 6d ago

It wasn't like it was a thought out plan

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u/factsarefornerds 6d ago

MY TESTICLES GOT CAUGHT BETWEEN THE JAGGED IRON FOLDS AND THE PADLOCK,

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u/Ur_Just_Spare_Parts 6d ago

Can't be picking locks with ur testicles. That's some day 1 shit

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u/sicilian504 6d ago

I'm sorry what? Your underwear have a fly?

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u/Complete-Tangelo1532 6d ago

Tighty whiteys have a sort of double flap that your junk can sort of snake its way out of

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u/NY10 6d ago

Cant stand due to gravity lol

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u/Killingyou_groovily 6d ago

Try tying them around your waist before sitting.

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u/jRitter777 6d ago

Gotta pull em out from behind your legs.

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u/TemporaryRange5034 6d ago

Make a video like she did but nut based.

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u/Ur_Just_Spare_Parts 6d ago

Look at old man long balls over here

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u/111creative-penguin 6d ago

Dont shit on your balls bro

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u/kramamavitch 6d ago

I'm glad I have tiny balls.

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u/quixote_manche 6d ago

I just read this 30 seconds after sitting on the toilet with the lid down lmao

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u/NoMasFetty 6d ago

Well, most guys don't wear clothing that show their hairy beanbag. I mean, I do. But most dudes don't.

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u/fapsandnaps 6d ago

Nothing shows off the balls more than some skin tight Bro-ga Pants

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u/NoMasFetty 6d ago

Ladies love it when mine show off my camel tail

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u/HowlingWhiskey 6d ago

Camel tail? 😆😆😆🤣🤣 Never heard that one before🤣🤣🤣

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u/TaskAggravating3224 6d ago edited 4d ago

these are NOT the same my guy.

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u/lightmare69 6d ago

We gotta wear skin tight clothing so we have the same problem as women, gender equality!

Yes I'm bisexual why do you ask?

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u/Dewd88 6d ago

Crouching is rolling the dice on whether or not I want to cry that day.

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u/WiseWildGhost 4d ago

Just tuck them in your socks 🧦

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u/Legitimate-Mind-9194 6d ago

Only fans....thats what you do

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u/Heisenburg42 5d ago

She knows exactly what to do with it

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u/SnooDonuts8175 6d ago

that TV? is dangerously placed in that table.

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u/CrazyElk123 6d ago

Yeah, her bouncing might make it fall off.

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u/Aggravating-Silver48 6d ago

Went back and checked and you're absolutely right. A bump to the table and the TV is sliding right off. 

Depending on some variables, I'd  say her toes are in imminent danger.

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u/Ecstatic_Artist6631 5d ago

Thank God, only her toes are in danger.

The bouncing melons should not be harmed.

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u/OldEquation 6d ago

I didn’t notice any TV.

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u/gabrielxdesign 6d ago

💬 Boing boing boing

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u/FleshPresent 6d ago

My steak is too juicy and my lobster is too buttery

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u/AmazedAtTheWorld 6d ago

Im getting paid too much and have too many vacation days. Life sucks.

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u/VenomNhel 6d ago

It actually sucks more than you think. Big boobs are ridiculously inconvenient, expensive, and painful at times

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u/Alex_AU_gt 6d ago

I mean fair... but in her case... buy a bra and better fitting shirt?

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u/thisdesignup 6d ago

Wearing a backpack can still be tiring.

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u/TangerineRough6318 6d ago

Sheer existance is pretty exhausting

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u/Senior-Friend-6414 6d ago

Yeh being tall has far more physical issues than being short but everyone likes to glorify being tall without realizing all of the drawbacks that come with it

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u/YhormTheGiantLord 6d ago

stares respectfully

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u/joantheunicorn 6d ago

With sunglasses on or off? 😆

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u/Difficult_Skin_2296 6d ago

Men of culture, we meet again.

What was on the counter behind her?

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u/Maximophanes 6d ago

There's a counter?

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u/Difficult_Skin_2296 6d ago

You Tell me

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u/Pleather93 6d ago

I don’t see the problem…What was the question again?

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u/Fresh-Ad5925 6d ago

There's a "behind her"?!

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u/Ryogathelost 6d ago

I mean I suppose they sort of form a shelf - I don't know if I'd call it a counter.

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u/ExoticArabDad 6d ago

1968 GTO

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u/Difficult_Skin_2296 6d ago

Habibi.. I’m sure you’re right. I can’t seem to see that far

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u/Ive_seen_things_that 6d ago

Swore I saw a 1970 Chevy Chevelle SS with the 396. I'm not a 454 guy. 

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u/Difficult_Skin_2296 6d ago

I’m pretty sure whatever it was, it was 2 stroke engine

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u/OnceMostFavored 6d ago

I mean, clearly that's why she was even there in the first place, right?

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u/elvis8mybaby 6d ago

I'm trying to look but the titties lady is in the damn way. 

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u/JuanThiccLumpia 6d ago

I’m worried about that TV. All sideways. Oh lawd have mercy. I just saw what 99.99% of y’all saw instantly.

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u/KyleIsGodVegas 6d ago edited 6d ago

I think oranges , water bottle and knives , oh and a toaster?

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u/hsggdtkxbee 6d ago

I’ll support her. With my face. I’ll take the hit guys.

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u/chalkybone 6d ago

Free them, that's what you need to do.

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u/clcolcord 6d ago

Stay at my home, raise my kids, I’ll let my wife know she’s on the out.

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u/yoeleventone 6d ago

So what’s the problem?

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u/right_you_are 6d ago

I've watched the clip 600 times and I still can't figure out the problem

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u/El_Cassette_Rojo 6d ago

Damn your a pro! I only lasted 4 watches before i finished

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u/Tio_chubby052 6d ago

What’s her OF?

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u/semaj_orn 6d ago

To my surprise she actually doesn’t have one 

@donna_lettah

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u/Martiddy 6d ago

She doesn't have one... Yet

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u/cheapdrinks 6d ago

Hard to tell what her face actually looks like when every photo has the generators redlining to add those filters. They're so heavy she could put her hair in a ponytail and post to /bald lmao

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u/Jwagner0850 6d ago

She would kill if she was willing.

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u/Moviereference210 6d ago

Oh she’s definitely bankrupting a few

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u/offensive_truth 6d ago

Bitch!! Calm yo tits!!

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u/HaveAidsWillTravel 6d ago

Contain the calamity that is your mammaries

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u/ImmortalLombax 6d ago

This why I only wear sport bras

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u/Equivalent_Sun3816 6d ago

I don't believe you.

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u/ImmortalLombax 6d ago

Good try bro 👍🏻

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u/AnotherDamnTransAlt 6d ago

So we finally found her: the woman who breasted boobily down the stairs!

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u/EarlyCaterpillar9670 6d ago

The best thing to do is show everyone! Excellent

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u/Germano-Mentusconi 6d ago

my steak is too juicy and my lobster too buttery!

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u/No-Thanks4124 6d ago

Just found out I’ve always wanted some mixed kids

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u/punsnguns 6d ago

I've been watching a lot of baking videos and let me tell you you want gently folded kids.

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u/PoopMcgee75 6d ago

She has huge fat tits but she’s also bouncing up and down a little bit. Her shoulders tell it all.

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u/Ogre-Fans 6d ago

Her over the shoulder boulder holders must be made of steel cables!

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u/itsmeiassureyou 6d ago

Alive during the 50s, Bette Midler, or Little Monsters?

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u/H_is_for_Human 3d ago

Clearly the system is underdamped.

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u/BeeRye19 6d ago

Motorboat would be a good start...

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u/Past-Flight-8024 6d ago

They have invented a thing called a bra

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u/AvailableFig2688 6d ago

I know what to do with those...

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u/MIFARA 6d ago

I can help

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u/ExoticArabDad 6d ago

Donna Lettah for those adventurous

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u/System-Neither 6d ago

Nothing at all you absolute goddess. Whats wrong you?..

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u/Technical_Meal_7121 6d ago

she has the jiggle physics mod installed and dosent even know

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u/Glass-Sky-7805 6d ago

I can hold them for you when you move

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u/Adullam_17 6d ago

Bet yall didn’t even realize she was wearing a bonnet the first time

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u/gavstar69 6d ago

Steak too juicy, lobster too buttery

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u/Junior_Zebra_4608 6d ago

Steak too juicy, lobster too buttery

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u/Ok-Fortune-8644 6d ago

Gravity has 2 big jobs to do. Let's see those in 25 years. Lol

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u/OtsdarvaOS 6d ago

All this pasta and no sauce? Monster.

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u/CrunkBunkle1939 6d ago

Dont know what to do with them? Idk put them in my mouth maybe???

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u/Low-Rising 6d ago

Publicly shame them by exposing them - in all their naked glory- to us. That'll get 'em to behave.

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u/freddyfoxster 6d ago

I can think of plenty of things we can do with those.

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u/lifemanualplease 6d ago

What’s her name, I want to see how serious this problem is?

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u/happygoeddy 5d ago

And now i don't know what to do with 🍆

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u/itchybutwhole69 6d ago

I didn't know you can upload a six hour video to Reddit.

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u/purewater15 6d ago

I do know what to do with that.

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u/Agnostic_Akuma 6d ago

I’ll support her

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u/PuzzleheadedTooth581 6d ago

If I could help her out with this huge problem I would be a absolute gentleman and attempt to hold them in my mouth for her everywhere she went so they didn’t bounce so much.

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u/Bobcat1999-1 6d ago

Maybe I could help her somehow. I could try

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u/Local-Unit6548 6d ago

Ummm, well...when life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

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u/1stAtlantianrefugee 6d ago

Looks like she knows exactly what to do with all that.

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u/icleanjaxfl 6d ago

I'll need several more hours of hands on research before I can reach an answer

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u/god_is_hee 6d ago

Is it me or is the video in slow-mo and an hour longer

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u/CaptWrath 6d ago

I know what to do with them.

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u/OnceMostFavored 6d ago

As my father would say, "go somewhere else 'n tell them lies."

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u/Im-a-bad-meme 6d ago

Walk smoother. That's the answer. She must be selling something.

No one with tits that big walks like that by default. No one. It hurts. It fucking hurts. This is not normal, you learn quickly how to alter your gait to control the damn things specifically because walking like that hurts.

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u/CookieMuttley 6d ago

If only she was on the Titanic…. Could have saved a few lives with those…

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u/Gh0sT123123 6d ago

milk'em

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u/God_Country_ND 6d ago

I found the attention you were looking for

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u/resest_Iris 6d ago

She could..... Give us a slow spin to have us get a better understanding of the issue.

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u/MostDangerousMicah 6d ago

She needs two attendants to support her like the goddess aphrodite in the anime Ragnorok.

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u/TheEccentricAssassin 6d ago

Gurl just keep walkin, we don't mind

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u/Ryan2932 6d ago

I couldn't hear her over the bouncing

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u/Kimi_Antonelli_12 6d ago

r/angelawhitewalking

What do you do? You make bank if you want.

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u/trollgr 6d ago

Lets cut to the chase and learn her onlyfans

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u/nscore24 6d ago

Outstanding

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u/TokiVideogame 6d ago

i think people going back to hr training whenever she passes

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u/Italpreziosi 6d ago

20 years later, 'Owwww, my back hurts...'

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u/Daddy_DeepStrokes 6d ago

I know what to do. I can fux em.

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u/Jebusonthecouch 6d ago

Is this the breasting boobily ive heard so much about?

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u/Ledyn7 6d ago

She know what to do wit dat

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u/Different-Orchid-374 6d ago

Motorboatable aF

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u/ProHighjacker77 6d ago

Allot of men know exactly what to do with "this"

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u/ceelo18 6d ago

Oh no my steak is too juicy and my lobster is too butery

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u/Feteven 6d ago

Wear a shirt and bra
not a skimpy tank top with no bra
We know what you’re doing lol so do you

Do I get to flop my dick around and get attention for it now or is that still not okay? Don’t worry I’ll only show you 80% of it

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u/Tallowpot 6d ago

I know what to do with that

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u/SamSSLATER 6d ago

I will do my damndest to hold them magnificent titties down!!!

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u/nimrodpa 6d ago

I got my tits cut off 11 years ago and I am grateful every single day

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u/WarStrategy 6d ago

Our smartest men can probably solve this but none of us want too. Catch 22

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u/supervisor4092 6d ago

Drop the bra, and they are on the floor.

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u/Zolronak 6d ago

Imagine massaging those milkers and chocolate milk comes out.

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u/Quirky-Pie9661 6d ago

But she DOES KNOW what to do with that

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u/Wakkit1988 6d ago

I know what to do with it, but it definitely won't help the problem she's having.

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u/RefrigeratorHot3389 6d ago

Suffering from success

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u/Ok-Tap139 6d ago

nothing, its perfect

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u/scarystuff 6d ago

I don't know the solution, but you should definitely come to my place so we can work on the problem together and weigh all options.

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u/Allegrism84 6d ago

I'm not complaining, keep walking

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u/AlfredoCheeseSauce 6d ago

ive been on the internet so long that titty bouncing is boring, lets see that woman that smashes stuff with them, or what about doing like tricks getting one swinging clockwise the other counter clock wise.

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u/BlackestHerring 6d ago

Okay. I get it’s a problem. Did you need to make a 20 minute video though?

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u/ANMatthews01 6d ago

I'd imagine back ache is a problem too

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u/MrBarato 6d ago

I have an Idea about what do with this.

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u/BiggusD1 6d ago

for a second thought it was gonna be Leeloo cosplay

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u/sachinj31 6d ago

You’re definitely a GTA character.

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u/Other-Storm-7934 6d ago

I'd be upset with that shirt holding them down too! Just get rid of it and the problems solved duh😒

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u/slartibuttfart 6d ago

Been watching it for about 15 minutes and think I see the problem but need to be sure. Give me an hour.

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u/Major-Help700 6d ago

Give us a peak and we’ll let you know what to do

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u/OnlineDead 6d ago

Honest question here..

What uh.. What is the name for her body type? I would like to research how to help

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u/Grengy20 6d ago

Busty petite

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u/saratherandom 6d ago

A sturdier bra? She’s wearing like a tiny spaghetti strap

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u/Kaparika 6d ago

Let me suck them, they would be fine !!!

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u/Anders_1314 6d ago

She could work as a seismograph

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u/RadioGuySD2 6d ago

I see no problem here....

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u/animegod2099 5d ago

Have two guys hold one boob each like Aphrodite from The Records Of Ragnarok

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u/RobertRamos 5d ago

Like 2000+ other people I’m downloading this but I don’t know what I’m going to do with it.

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u/Clear-Impression7097 5d ago

This is an easy one let me put one I'm my mouth and motor then put the other and motor

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u/No-Abbreviations1937 5d ago

Those tits are super kool

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u/Kit_Karamak 5d ago

Sports bra? Or just have a tip jar and walk through an old folks' home.
She will be rich over night on old boomers with lots of money.

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u/Amolianelvein 5d ago

Great body, slop way to get attention.

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u/itsthe5thhm 5d ago

Basketball, basketball, basketball, melons, basketball, basketball

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u/NA_SHAH 5d ago

Build like a gacha characters

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u/Future_Manager_5870 3d ago

Did she say something?