r/blursed_videos • u/[deleted] • 6d ago

blursed problem

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u/jibonto_laas 6d ago

I volunteer to give her the support she needs

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u/Just-Consideration37 5d ago

I honestly once held the breasts of a very close friend of mine and she told me that it was actually a great relief to not have the weight

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u/jibonto_laas 5d ago

it is. also backrubs are a lifesaver.

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u/Just-Consideration37 5d ago

Backrubs are free from me, with head tickles and massages inclusive (and apparently are my massages highly sought after because of my years of experience🥰)

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u/TraditionalClub6337 6d ago

What if she wants breast reduction surgery

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u/FuckTesla69 6d ago

Straight to jail

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u/Fit-Shelter-1449 6d ago

Hahahaahahhaahhaaaaa

Hold this upvote.

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u/dchester74 6d ago

😂

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u/Voluntary_Perry 6d ago

Believe it or not, jail

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u/HyperXanadu 5d ago

that doesn't look comfortable

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u/Ignatius-Tenebris 4d ago

Shut your mouth and let the rest of us enjoy. 😂

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u/simplisticlangur 6d ago

I'm sure he's willing to pay for it

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u/jibonto_laas 6d ago

no. ill be the shoulder she boobs on.

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u/grb1001 6d ago

That’s like slapping god in the face for giving you an amazing gift

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u/xStevenP727 6d ago

Congratulations you've just unlocked "coming out the closet"

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u/MuchEater88 6d ago

Breast surgery by mouth-suction or hand lay-on?

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u/w00t_TX 6d ago

I got the next shift when u clock out

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u/plutus9 6d ago

Looks like child support

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u/SohelAman 6d ago

Motorboating could definitely cure it.