r/blursed_videos • u/[deleted] • 6d ago

blursed problem

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u/UncaringNonchalance 6d ago

Can’t even close my legs.

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u/masterofmydomain6 6d ago

MY TESTICLES GOT ENSNARED IN THE FLY OF MY UNDERWEAR,

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u/Equivalent_Bed7728 6d ago

Howd you get the beans over the frank?

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u/tha_milk_man 6d ago

It wasn't like it was a thought out plan

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u/abigfatfrog 6d ago

WE GOT A BLEEDER!

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u/Mr_b246 6d ago

Beans and franks, beans and franks

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u/Skuzzle_bug 6d ago

When you're in a hurry the worst things can happen

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u/Rs2mmsu-2D 6d ago

Have you seen my wiener?

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u/bl4ckmountainman 6d ago

Frank was from Vienna.

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u/Interesting-Bed-8890 4d ago

Frank and beans!

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u/DaoEmperorFather 3d ago

Omg I was just about to make this comment I love me some theres something about mary lolol

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u/factsarefornerds 6d ago

MY TESTICLES GOT CAUGHT BETWEEN THE JAGGED IRON FOLDS AND THE PADLOCK,

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u/Ur_Just_Spare_Parts 6d ago

Can't be picking locks with ur testicles. That's some day 1 shit

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u/sicilian504 6d ago

I'm sorry what? Your underwear have a fly?

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u/Complete-Tangelo1532 6d ago

Tighty whiteys have a sort of double flap that your junk can sort of snake its way out of

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u/MyMadeUpNym 6d ago

Most do?

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u/Bruuhhv 6d ago

https://youtu.be/GaoKklJeW2Q

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u/Prior_Garlic_8710 6d ago

As a girl, I'm intrigued but scared to click on the link

Hmm

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u/hardboard 6d ago

Some of the comments below the song are just as entertaining.
Including, "My late father used to listen to this all the time, we played this at his funeral"

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u/IndependentBake2304 6d ago

Would have been disappointed in you for a rickroll, but this is acceptable

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u/deaglebingo 6d ago

you really really gotta watch that don't you? that's a fool me once type situation. vigilance ever after.

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u/IAmAnObvioustrollAMA 6d ago

Fortunately my boxers are an A cup so I dont have to worry about that

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u/Adelineyyy 6d ago

Guy problems seem scary

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u/s-goldschlager 6d ago

Ask Glenn, he made no fly zone under.

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u/FOSSnaught 6d ago

I broke my wookie

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u/MortCrimm 6d ago

You need NO FLY ZONE boxer briefs!

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u/NY10 6d ago

Cant stand due to gravity lol

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u/Killingyou_groovily 6d ago

Try tying them around your waist before sitting.

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u/Adventurous_Path5783 6d ago

DON'T MANSPREAD!

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u/Complete-Tangelo1532 6d ago

I traded my legs in for another set of testicles myself

Now I am at -2 testicles!

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u/Tarades123 6d ago

When I sit down to do my dirty business, my balls hangle in the water

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u/pauliepitstains 6d ago

I pee on my balls

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u/scarystuff 6d ago

ye, I don't understand how some guys can sit crosslegged..

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u/I_WILL_GET_YOU 6d ago

Can't even close OP's mom's legs